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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | a story Wednesday. 5.25.05 9:31 pm Today Becky and I found a woman without any teeth. None at all. Not even one. I do apologize for being so judgmental, but it was terrifying. To make matters worse, the entirely toothless woman was sitting across from her fiance, and they were getting just a bit more intimate than is generally considered appropriate for a break room. So Becky and I headed back to the paint room feeling a bit distraught. "How is it that that woman without any teeth is getting married and we can't even get a guy to turn his head for us," asked we of our pals in the paint room. Oh gosh was that ever a mistake. Vern asked, "How old are you girls? You're in college. Do I really have to explain it to you?" We didn't get it. "Oh I can't do it, Daryl, you're going to have to tell them." "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" we said and we blushed and we ran out of there in such a hurry. Oh my gosh, those guys. They were still cracking up a good ten minutes later, and they picked on us about it for the rest of the day. Comment! (5) | Recommend! May 22 Day Sunday. 5.22.05 12:39 am Happy May 22 Day, everybody! Comment! (1) | Recommend! tired!! Monday. 5.16.05 1:46 pm At the moment it's impossible to imagine that I'll ever get used to getting up at 4:45 every day, but I always do by the end of the summer. Tom told everyone in logisitcs that he didn't want Becky and me doing manual labor this year because it's too dangerous, so instead he has us cleaning grates and painting in the chemical house, because apparently that's not manual labor. Duh. hehe oh well! I did miss my job! Over the weekend I went to Lampeter for another one of Shawn's rodeos. He's getting better at it, but you won't believe this. Scott Bristol went to ride this time, it was his very first time ever on a bull, and he took first place. Isn't that crazy? Beginners luck, if you ask me! Comment! (1) | Recommend! bla bla bla Wednesday. 5.11.05 2:19 pm I haven't updated 'cause nothing has really happened. Work doesn't start until next week so I've just kinda been hanging out at home. I went fishing today. Mom and I planted some stuff. I had a hot date the other day. Ummm, I went to Harrisburg with my grandparents to see Uncle Brad last weekend. That's about it. I guess this weekend I'm going to Lancaster to Shawn's rodeo. That should be fun. I'm starting to feel like Daniel Rocket. Maybe I should go to church three times a day.  I can't wait to start work on Monday! I'm so excited, too, Becky and I are both in the store room again. We had a great time last summer! Maybe this year I'll finally be able to find that bucket of steam.  Comment! (1) | Recommend! yay! Wednesday. 5.4.05 12:23 pm I found someone else in Bradford County! Jeff is back from England! I watched a crazy scary movie with him in the middle of the night last night, which I blame for my really really weird dreams. I dreamed I was back in Tokyo only I was with the Nomads, and there was a plague of mutant raging crows, and in our attempt to flee we ended up in a desert. Highly unusual. So I have no idea how I ended up with so much stuff. My shelves, my closet, my drawers, everything is full, and I still have stuff to bring in from my car. Where did all this crap come from? Is zesty really a mood? Comment! (3) | Recommend! i was so wrong Sunday. 5.1.05 9:12 pm I definitely don't hate Philadelphia as much as I thought I did. But that's just because I never got a tour from super cool Andy before. Believe it or not, I had an absolutely fantastic time! We went to the Liberty Bell, and Ben Franklin's grave, and a gay pride parade. That last part was my favorite. I almost wish I wasn't moving 2 hours farther away tomorrow. I'm done, by the way. Spring semester is over! I am so a senior, AAHH! So tomorrow I go home for the summer, next week I start work at CraftMaster again, and I officially have NO FRIENDS within an hour's drive. Gran does not count because he is socially inept. I'm just kidding, Gran. He's like 45 minutes away anyway, close enough. Something tells me I'm in for a very uneventful summer. Comment! (11) | Recommend! |
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