Saturday. 9.9.06 3:48 pm
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mood: shocked
watching: NASCAR Qualifying for Richmond
I'm pregnant... i cannot fucking believe it... i'm fucking pregnant.... I mean.. I'm 31 in a committed relationship and we're very happy about it..so it's totally okay... I'm just in shock... I'm going to have another baby. Aeryn ( my 4 1/2 year old...) is gonna trip!!! hell. I'M still trippin.. I'm gonna wait till i have my ultrasound to tell mom.. she's gonna flip right out on me....
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with...... a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "D" word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
AND....LAST BUT NOT LEAST
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this. Comment! (5) | Recommend! | Rate!
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