Well that pretty sums up my weekend. We'll start with the drama. In my last post I mentioned there was some drama fixing to go to down but I didnt get into alot of detail. Now its time to just empty out all this negativity I've been holding onto. It all started a couple of months ago when one of my friends asked if she could invite this girl she went to high school with to my 80's party. I told her it was cool bc she's my bff & I normally like people she hangs out with. Well the girl didnt stay very long so we invited her to our thing the next weekend. OMG. So apparently this girl takes one sip of alchohol and turns into a complete skank. While my bff was on vacation my other bff came down from ohio to visit me. We went out to this one bar bc they have $1 drinks on friday & the biggest dance floor in town & it seemed like fun. Well becca (the drama girl) ended up coming along & acted like an ass all night. Everytime a guy looked or talked to my friend she would throw herself at him. My friend was flirting with the guy who ran the mechanicul bull & he was flirting back with her pretty hard core. Becca however cannot stand for someone else to have attention so she somehow became more drunk (which she does alot...apparently she has the capabaility to adjust her blood alchohol levels without even drinking!!) & then started falling off the bull & screaming for how she needed someone to help her get on it but she didnt want me or my friend to help her. She needed the guy to help her...Oh did I mention she had a boyfriend? It seemed like everytime we hung out with her she managed to knock her annoying slutty bitch level higher & higher. It got to the point where nobody could stand to be around her. There were a couple of times where she wouldnt come to a party & would end up being made fun of the whole night. I almost felt bad for her. But I felt worse for mark (her boyfriend). Thats why when everyone got together & decided what we were going to do about getting rid of her I decided I would tell mark what a whore she was first so he would at least have the information before he decided to stay with her. Apparently he was already on the verge of breaking up with her because his friends were saying the same stuff & he had been agitated with her for awhile. I feel bad for him though bc you can tell he is still hurting bc they dated for awhile. Poor guy. He really deserves someone as nice as him though. And someone who doesnt openly admit she's still in love with her ex. I could go on & on & on about this but the important part is I told her how I felt and now she's out of my life . I just hope she doesnt show up at my house some saturday night. That would be BAD bc everyone hates her lol.

Anyhow..So I went to nashville this weekend to see some of my family. My mom and step-dad had to come up for a meeting he had with his company and they stayed the whole weekend. We went down since it takes only half the amount of time as going to see them at their house. We got to stay with my aunt paula whom I havent seen in forever. I love that woman so much but Im very worried about her drinking. She starts as soon as she wakes up and it only gets worse through the day. She lives in this FABULOUS neighborhood and has this gorgeous b.m.w and all she does is sit at home. Mom said she doesnt go out or have people over very much and she just reads and watches tv. I will probably write more lately but Im tired for now and this blog is already long enough. Update later :)

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listening to: Dream Weaver
mood: Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious?
So yesterday SUCKED. And I don't mean it was a slightly lame day with one or two semi-bad things. It sucked like a vaccum detachment when you stick it on random things. Lol that was dumb but it did suck super bad. My bank account got massively over-drawn and it was technically my fault so I couldnt get anything done about it. Then coastal contacts tried to tell me I didnt pay them when not only is it posted on my bank account but THEY SENT ME A FUCKING CONFORMATION RECEIPT! OMG I thought I might hurt someone yesterday. Plus there's been this drama with this one girl but it hasnt really come to a full head yet so I'm not going to go into full details yet. Alot of other crap happened as well but Im trying to move past it so I dont want to go back over it all.

On a lighter note Im going to nashville this weekend to see my mom, step-dad, step-brothers and some other step family people and my aunt paula who I havent seen in years. And she's a gorgeous crazy old southern money woman and marc has never met her and I'm kinda nervous but I think he'll fare good. Everyone loves Marc. He's sweet, smart, funny, handsome and a genuine nice guy. I feel so lucky to have found him I mean he really is like the perfect guy and somehow he picked me as the gal for him. Whooty woot! LOL. I have had almost 30 ounces of coffee in the past hour. And I am VERY caffeinne sensitive lol. There may be another entry today but it will probably just be gibberish...Nah I'll probably just harass the forums lol.
N-E-WHO....I'm out! Love, Peace & Chicken Grease!

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listening to: radio
mood: alright
We have this new (at least to lexington) grocery store called the fresh market. It's like a hybrid between Wild Oats and Kroger. It makes me happy. They had some HUGE artichokes in there the other day. I LOVE LOVE LOVE artichokes. I'm like the only person I know who likes them. They are a delicasy to me and I wish I had someone to share it wish but most of my friends are lost causes on trying foods they dont want. Not to say they are closed minded bc I've known some of them to eat/try things I never would but it still irks me that I have no one to eat artichokes with. Plus I always eat the whole thing when it's just me lol.

Anyhoot. I have a new layout now :). I was feeling kinda fab today. Well I actually feel very un-fab but my mood was for something fab. It's hard to be fab when you have no self-esteem. I keep getting to a point where I think it's improving and then it just gets worse. I think I may also be being a bit over-dramatic b/c as sad and crappy as I feel I'm about 93% sure Im probably having some p.m.s. or maybe even some p.m.d.d. lol. I always get sad and moody like a week before my time. At least my boobs dont hurt yet. Thats the lamest. ANYHOW. I'm sure I've disgusted enough (immature) strangers for now.

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EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Dumb Product Labels

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).


On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).


On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....).


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Only In America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. hahahahaha


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

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watching: Saved By The Bell
mood: Happy
Well I talked to my doctor yesterday. Apparently my bloodwork showed that I have a bacterical infection in my stomach which has also led to beginnings of an ulcer. Normally I would be really upset but seeing as how they thought it was something way worse than that Im actually relieved. It sucks though bc they put me on SOOOO much medication. 4 pills in the morning, 4 in the evening. All in all Im going to be taking 56 pills over the course of one week! That's crazy! Plus I really hate taking pills and 3 of the 4 are HUGE, but the 4th is tiny so it almost evens out. I will be really glad when the meds start kicking in so that I can actually sleep through a night without waking up in pain or to have to "potty". And not being in pain all day would be nice too :).

I'm also super excited about saturday! We're having a PJ party/movie night! I can't drink or anything but I don't mind, I'll just be glad to be having a semi-laid back evening with my friends. I haven't decided my movie pick yet..I'm thinking a comedy. Comedies are generally best for larger groups of people. Anyhow....That's my current place in life. Nothing extravagent...OMG..I am officially the lamest person ever..Im watching the zack & kelly wedding episode of saced by the bell and there doing a cheesy love song montage of all their moments..Its making me tear up. Wow. I love this show. Its been a part of my life forever. Anyways...Off to be a crybaby loser and watch them get married!

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Well Im in a hurry and I dont feel particularly grand (see last post) so I figured I'd fill out some lame survey so I could still update and people could actually learn about who I am and how I roll lol!


The Basics

Full Name
Malinda (lyndee) Elizabeth Harrison

You like it?
I like the Lyndee Part :)

Birthdate
June 18, 1985

Height/Weight
5'5 / Nobody's buisness lol

Eye Color
Blueish-Green with yellow in the middle

Hair Color
Brown


Can you...

Drive?
Yes

Drive a manual?
I have before but it's a shaky ride lol

Touch your nose with your tongue?
Yup

Cook?
I'm an italian girl raised in the south...DUH

Dance?
Yes I can!

Sing?
I dont do so well in front of people lol...

Sew?
Yes but I dont like too

Speak another language?
No..well tidbits of spanish but mostly no lol


Have you ever...

Eaten sushi?
Yes..Its not that great

Been in love?
Yup

Skipped school?
Sure did

Made prank calls?
Yep

Done illegal drugs?
Yeah

Stolen something worth more than ?
worth more than nothing? Sure...Im confused lol

Flashed someone?
Yeah when I was like 15 with nothing to flash lol

Been drunk?
Yup

Eaten squid?
Yes...Its gross lol

Been to New York City?
Yep

Been to London?
No


Favorite

Drink
Ice Tea or Water / Tom collins or a lemon drop

Soda
I dont really drink soda

Food
Chicken

Restaurant
Enza's

Color
Pink or Green or Anything Earthtoned lol

Artist
Salvador Dali

Album
My Carole King Album!!

Website
www.thehungersite.com and all of it's other help sites.


The Last

Person to hit you
Marc <-- PLAYFULLY

Person you wanted to hit
I don't know

Person you hugged
Marc

Person you kissed
Marc

Person you wanted to kiss you
Marc

Country you've been in
U.S.A.

Car you've driven
My 01 Dodge Stratus SE

Law you've broken
Something involving possesion lol

Thing you ate
Dorrito's

Thing you drank
Water

Thing you said
Love you too, I'll talk to you later

Book you read
National Geographic

Show you watched
That 70's Show


http://www.pimpsurveys.com/view-survey.php?id=34

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