It's true.
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I've visited my family up in CT several times now, and it's very nice to be away from NYC to be in a suburb-like area (though technically Norwich is called a city). There's absolute silence during the night (except the crickets), there are more stars to be seen (though, not much).

Yet one of the things that will keep me rooted in the city is the water. NYC WATER IS AWESOME! Drinking Connecticutian water left a weird aftertaste. Now I know why children have so many cavities, because they drink juices and soft drinks in lieu of their sucky drinking water supply. Hah, j/k. But that'd be an interesting theory.

Welp, in conjunction to the previous paragraph, I'm off to the dentist.
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Edit OH NO! I HAVE A CAVITY! MY NIGHTMARES HAVE BECOME TRUE! This is my first cavity ever... my perfect, pale yellow teeth are marred...
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Ack, I knew my package from Amazon would be arriving within these couple of days, but I missed the delivery because I was still sleeping. You know when I woke up? TEN MINUTES LATER!! Now I'll have to go in the morning to the post office to pick it up. It's not that far away or anything... I just like for them to come to me so then I can open it immediately. Ten more hours...
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Pluto's no longer a planet! I'm not surprised at this development, since I got the vibe that a majority of the people didn't think Pluto was a real planet, but I'm still a little sad. Now it will have to be My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Napalm... or something. (Noodles?)

The Plutonians will be so pissed. In a few hours.
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So how lame were the lame Teen Choice Awards? Pretty lame. I can't believe that, as a teen, I used to vote on this show. I stopped after a couple of years when I realized no one I picked won, and that it's just a huge popularity contest (duh, Lily, why didn't you figure that out sooner???).

This year was the first time I'd seen it in a while. Everything is still the same. Basically, the celebrities that are there will win. Oh no, I figured out the secret! Seven years ago!

I wonder how much money the bikini-clad chicks were paid for sitting in what appeared to be tepid and stagnant hot-tub water -- at least, it only seemed to be tepid and stagnant for the first half of the show. That was lame, too.

The saddest part of the show wasn't Kevin Federline's debut performance, surprisingly (don't worry, it's second), but Brooke Hogan, who easily spent the longest time up on the podium because she was discussing and thanking everyone from her fans to her family (father) for winning best grill. The fact that she seemed genuinely sincere to win a surfboard for best superfluous braces and the fact that "best grill" even exists as a category is tragic to mankind. The fact that the cameraman and producers seemed to ignore Brooke's come-hither gestures for a closer look at her busted teeth gives me a little hope, however.

The only good parts I remember: Jensen Ackles and Jessica Alba. Wouldn't they make the prettiest babies, and have the best interchangeable monogrammed towels ever?
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It's the heat of summer, so that only means two things: it's fucking 90° at night and it's time for my buy list. I would've posted this weeks ago, but I was waiting for all the Amazon pictures to appear and didn't want multiples, like last time. (So anticlimactic.)

August 15 "It's all your fault! It's all your fault!" "It's your fault I can't talk!"

August 22 The VM covers are so generic, especially since something like this could've been used for Season 1. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Didna.

August 29 Best comedy, best show, best cover. :'( At least I'll see Will Arnett in what sounds like the hilarious Blades of Glory

September 5 The orange color and pictures are so lame. At least in the season one set, they actually look like they took the picture together

September 12 Doesn't his arm totally look photoshopped? Lame. Again.

October 3 Preliminary reviews have me excited for this

October 10 What is up with the photoshopped arms of NBC shows? This is much more worse than Steve Carell

Look at the consecutive dates. ::dies:: There's definitely gonna be some cullin'.
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