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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | i don't know Saturday. 7.9.05 8:43 am It's not really so much that nothing has happened lately, it's just nothing I feel like writing about. Shawn got a new pony. Thunderbolt! He's very friendly. We had our same old Independence Day shindig at the cabin with Jose's awesome fireworks. That was fun, of course. Anyway, my cousin Rob's wedding is today, which I just found out about yesterday, and apparently I'm supposed to go to that. Yay, I love weddings! There are going to be a lot of people there who really don't get along very well at all, so I'm thinking the reception could get interesting. Comment! (2) | Recommend! things i've learned since friday Tuesday. 6.21.05 4:50 pm Take chances; not being a wuss pays off; the 3-hour sleep plan doesn't work; chilling out is a more effective coping mechanism than stressing out; Grandma will invite me to dinner even if I forget to call; it's not weird to forgive and forget big things without making a big deal; just because something is unlikely doesn't mean it's a good idea to forget about it; Amanda is the only person I have a psychic connection with; I can't watch My Cousin Vinny without missing Patti; if you inhale FiberTite powder it will hurt for days; WD-40 takes oil-based paint off your skin. Comment! (1) | Recommend! weird Wednesday. 6.15.05 2:41 pm Comment! (1) | Recommend! happy birthday anne!!! Saturday. 6.11.05 11:12 pm Stuff from Anne's party: -booty shaking in the parking lot -"the incident," details of which must never be spoken again -resident spider -nomadic bowling -deformed ankles -AJ -Albi -"His legs fell off!" -13.4 miles past ridiculous -magic pizza maker -Glamour (& the leaning tower of Pisa) -tape goes well with whine -Patti is a pyromaniac -Bridget the closet alcoholic -Anne & the green mattress ("Owww my butt!") -How many college girls does it take to decide on pancakes? -the morning hike -Patti in tourist mode ("Can I take a picture of the guy on the tractor?") Needless to say it was a blast, and I miss them already! Can't wait for July 28!! Comment! (0) | Recommend! WHY ME??? Friday. 6.3.05 1:35 pm ATTENTION CREEPY BOYS: PLEASE OBSESS OVER ME, BECAUSE APPARENTLY I AM A CREEPY BOY MAGNET AND I AM DESTINED TO BE THE OBJECT OF CREEPY BOYS' OBSESSION. IF YOU ARE NORMAL, DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME, I AM DESTINED TO REPEL YOU. Why does this happen to me, of all the girls at CraftMaster, why me? Becky attracts jerks and men over 40, and I attract total whackos. This guy from Coating I keeps coming over to where I'm working on all of his breaks, three times a day, at least. And this kid is a real space cadet, let me tell you. He comes all the way to the chemical house and just stands there. If I talk to him first, he'll talk to me, and if I don't say anything when he comes over, he just stands there and stares at me while I'm working until his break is over. Dave told me yesterday he came during his lunch and I wasn't there, but he sat on the ground and ate lunch waiting for me to come back. He said hi to me one day and I was nice to him, it's not like I had any reason not to be, I didn't know him. I did not ask for this!!! Then there's the Line II refiner guy. He's into both Becky and me. When Dave left the chemical house today and we were still out back working, this guy kept standing in the doorway, just watching us. Every time we looked at him he went and pretended to do something for awhile, but he would sneak back out and watch us again. We asked Dave if he sent somebody out to make sure we weren't getting in trouble or something and he had no idea what we were talking about. Then we ran into Line II refiner guy in the break room later and he struck up conversation with us like he had known us forever. After asking around we found out that he is pretty much a nutcase, and he races lawnmowers. Weird. Comment! (1) | Recommend! it's about time Wednesday. 6.1.05 3:27 pm Work was fun for once! Like eight people asked me if I was working safe today. Yesterday I had a little incident with a metal grate, and that's all you need to know! Becky has been lamenting about how her last boyfriend treated her like crap. He really did. So the wonderful guys in the paint room decided they would help her move on, while at the same time teaching the summer help an important lesson: never say anything to Daryl that you wouldn't mind having published and distributed throughout the mill. He printed out a whole stack of these flyers... Age 17-84 Must have at least one tooth Must look good in sweatpants Must be a one-woman man If you feel that you may qualify, come to the chemical house and ask for Becky. He even put them in the men's bathrooms. Haven't had any good takers yet. Just Marty Bahr. We're not sure how he would look in sweatpants though. To add to the fun, we found a mutant swamp creature. It was really freaky. Now we know what happens when life tries to sustain itself in the ce-ment pond. Ew. And last but not least, I ran into Jeff Fuller today. That was like fifteen different kinds of weird. His older sister Nikki was a good friend when we were a lot younger. Last time I saw him he had to have been like 12. But holy cow, he graduated from high school two years ago and he's 20 years old and he works full time at CraftMaster! I still can't believe it! Jeff Fuller working full time at CMI. So weird. So anyway maybe we'll get some good bites on Becky's ad tomorrow. I'll keep you posted. I know you're interested. And remember, no job is so important that you can't take the time to do it safely! Comment! (1) | Recommend! |
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