YO PEOPLE, presuming that i am suprah high (according to cas zee ass :O)

i shall blog (for a very very short time because TIME IS MONEY, MONEY IS TIME....)
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GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE

AND THE FLASHER THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR~~~~~~~~~


sigh i pray for a miracle
BUT NOW I BELIEVE THAT MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN!

(allow me to zhuai a bit, i havent been able to do that!)

BECAUSE
IT EEZ possible
to
get
90/100 for EMATH!!!!! (paper 2)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i know im not the best but i swear it is the most amazing thing alive.

if i have been insensitive i apologize sincerely.
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90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(just incase you couldn't get the first one, it was a sperm bank. geddit?!! it's quite gross after you get it actually. hMmmm.)


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i don't know why but i'm feeling quite BAH. you know sometimes you just have this urge to go BAH. HAHAHAHA. this must be because my loody MSN ISN'T WORKING!!! HELLO?!!!!!!!

40 kinds of sadness! why not happyness :D

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my title has absolutely no meaning. stop pondering over it, you'll just grow white hair!

on the other hand..... yes, i am a genius because my entries are now thrice as long. :)

maybe not thrice... like quadruple???? or maybe six times.

hMmmmm. nvm.
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Write about a time "your hand was caught in the cookie jar"

that day, i went to the staff room and i started chanting "who stole the cookie from the cookie jar????? ms yeo (random) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!!!"

then she went
"who me??"

"yes you!!!"

"couldn't be!!!!!!"

"then who??"

then she went..... "beverly stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!!!!"

so when i heard that, and being angry of being accused of stealing, i wanted to show them what i mean by STEALINGG!!!!! .. i went to the kitchen and took the cookie jar down. as i was reaching for that ever yummilicious fergelicious delicious cookie.....

mrs lim came in and caught me red-handed with "my hand caught in the cookie jar".

the end
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Puberty.

puberty is hard to predict. it can come when you're p6, sec 1, sec 2, sec 3 or even when your in Jc. it's so unpredictable. do not ever laugh at people who are bloody hell shorter than you when your friends obviously have not gone through puberty. YOU WILL SUFFER. relating to some personal experience i used to have friends who were at least half a head shorter than me.. NOW THEY'RE LIKE A HEAD HALF TALLER THAN ME AND CAN NEVER MAKE ME FORGET THAT. DO NOT REGRET MY FRIENDS. DO NOT REGRET.

puberty also comes when you least predict it. remember the first time you saw that comedy video and you saw a lil kid doing sth he really wasn't supposed to..? (reaching out for something.... putting it in...taking it out.... enjoying it... putting it in again.... taking it out.....) DO YOU FEEL YOURSELF BEING EXCITED AND REALLY HAPPY??? thats puberty. you feel all sappy happy and lappy. (i dont know what's lappy just tryn ta make it ryhme wheeeee boop.) THAT'S because you feel the bliss of the kid stealing the cookie from the cookie jar... it reminds you of your past. so puberty makes you feel old my friends.....

puberty is also a word that starts with a p and ends with a y. same as p-**y. :D can you guess what it is?????? i'll give you a chance..!!!!!!! - and * are DIFFERENT LETTERS!!!!!! YESSS!!! you've guessed it!! IT'S.... PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which also leads us to puppy love which is yet another segment of puberty.

you think you're in love with this boy who's soopah cute and hot... but you think you're not.. maybe you're in love with the cleaner.. the vacuum cleaner??!! or maybe the teacher who winked at you just now.. HmmMmmmMm..

in conclusion, puberty is a wonderful thing. it makes you feel happy, hairy and haggy. :)

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(any stories that sec 3s have written in the EOY that has any resemblance to the above are purely coincidential.)


i think i'm too jitterish about tomorrow im starting to sprout rubbish. purrrrr-fect. -.-

im loody scared that i can't even get into loody jjc for prelims. loody hell. BAH!!!

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inspired by cheeyew and grace.

but i cannot promise i can finish this entry because everytime i try to be nostalgic i always fail. HAHA.

and yes, it is quite amazing that within a mere blink of an eye we're all graduating. the batch of kungfu fighting. which leads me to digress that ARE WE REALLY GONNA DANCE THAT THEME SONGG DURING PROM ?!!!! -.- thats seriously retarded. oh and the batch with th DAY orientation camp. stupid.

the last batch of our current syllabus.
the first batch of spa!
the last batch of having first three months.....
the first batch of being able to choose our sec. sch after psle results!

yea.

i'll never forget nanhua.
1) i hate the bloody back gate and it's lies (read THIS). to make this worse.... i've heard rumours about some teacher *COUGH*JEH*COUGH*SAY*COUGH*LEEM*COUGH* wanting to give out pink forms at 7.25 at the front gate. hmmmmm. right. one day imma whip out my handy-dandy student handbook and read through it precisely and detailed-LY (HAHA) and see if any rule states that if i enter th sch after 7.25 i'd be considered late.

anyway the back gate was ZEEEE best during prelims. at 7.30 i could still breeze in happily without worrying. HAHAHA.

but actually... WHY BOTHERRR???? imma leave nanhua in no less than 2 weeks. HAHA.

i'll never forget nanhua also because of....

2) the infamous plaits.

horrigible. terrible. vegetable.

but still. EVERYONE IS SO BLOODY USED TO IT. HAHA.
and even though people say we "ACT CUTE!"

too bad lah you cannot act cute. HAHA.

3) the 6 As?
i cannot say i can remember all six but let me try.
Attire.
Attitude.
Achievement.
Attention.

eh not bad leh i got 4/6! HAHA.
that's a B3. imma full fledged NANHua-riiian w0rhxx :D

4) i dislike the council.......
because they're all ma pi jing!
HAHAHA.

other than some la.

i also dislike how inflexible they are.
BAH so much for your bridges suckahs!!!!!!

5) i love the canteen food!
ITS CLEAN AND GREEN WITH THREE HUGE.... .ZHOOM!

no lah haha.
it's pretty nice what!
esp western. haha i loved the italian (WASSS IT?) or lets just say the pasta stall. too bad that stall is cursed la!! everystall that goes there is doomed to fail. the two pasta stalls went there kena food poisoning. the jap stall is half dead. BUT NOW, NOW, NOW, the bloody malay stall is gone :(

does anyone know the reason why?
i heard it was because the OM saw the auntie washing the chicken with the water she washed the rice with. hmmm. IS THAT BAD???!!!!

but the malay stall was zee best on wednesdays. the chicken rice pwns!!! but the auntie a bit kiamsiap. sometimes the chicken so small like dunno what. -.- otherwise is damn hard. like rock liddat. dunno what she use to fry th chicken... HAHAHA

6) I HATE THE BLOODY D-COM WANNA BE-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I LOATHE HATE DISLIKE CONTEMPT GROSS YUCK PUI EEYER DETEST ABHOR DESPISE DUN LIKE THEM!!!!!!

i don't hafta name them do i. -.-

just to name one (HAHA GUESS WHO GUESS WHO NO PRIZES AS USUAL!!!!)
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DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA!!!!!
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BOOOM!!!!!
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TAKE A LOOK AT THAT CROCSBITCH!
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SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE GOT!
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DA DA DA DA!

heehee im sucha bitch ain't i. ;D

7)
i love the sight of school at night.
it's so peaceful, and the stars are so beautiful.

the residents are damn kaobei though.
HAHAHAHA.

8)


212'05 !

i'll never forget man!
all the times. from the 112 times, where you people had royal rumble (HAHA, cannonball O.o) and when we came early in the morn at a freakin time at 6.30am (I DUN EVEN WAKE UP THAT EARLY NOW) just to play monkey!! and when we had water fight like every other day after school.. where we just stayed in school to play like playing was all we could do. when we laughed our guts out when the ohp almost exploded in ms ong's face, when kahhao got caught for stuffing newspapers in th ohp, when lijie cried due to stage fright (HA!) when we had that fab fab fab fab fab party (THE BEST EVAH!!!) at sai's house and incurred his mom's wrath and got banned from ever having a party again (HAHAHAHA) when thomas was our PE teacher and we sang the "thomas is handsome thomas is strong! he's really cute, and his chest hair is long :D" song HAHA! to when bevelry came to visit now and then, to me knowing jason (who has disappeared from the face of the earth HAha) to all of us having stupid family relations.

TO.. 212

when we had the biggest fight of the century.. NFL vs loners !! HAHA. bestttttt. i know who started it and i'm not going to name here! but oh wells :D which i can name the NFL, a few i suppose, starting from me boon murphy dominic stella and the loners were sungyeh yongann edward shawn?? HAHA i can't remember for nuts. there were some neutral turds who couldnt enjoy the complete fun i guess!!!! like gayking, yaoan... hahaha.

many other memorable events like kahhao whamming the ceiling fan, WWIII :D, and CLK throwing the loody OHP on th floor and claiming it was us -.- STUPIDITY OWNED ALL. oh and mr sia calling number 25 EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT FAIL, and with mrs seng's stupid idea of making those who didn't do their homework sit on the floor.... with eric's "DON'T INSERT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO THE PLUG HOLE" and having at least 10 people failing art.

the cream of th crop.... LOODY GLOWING JELLY.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. PIE WAS FLYING FUN.


212 was ZEE best and it always will BE! nothing will replace the fun we had haha.
NEVER ! 212 BANGSSSSSSSSS :D


9)


PHOURRRR TOO.
four twoooo !

HAHAHA.
it might never place first in my heart but it can always be second !
402 might be made up of thousands of cliques (i know this is exaggerated, but still) but overall we're still loody fun! haha. with fab fab teachers like mdm sia, how can we ever not be fun?
of cos in 402 i've met many fab fab people :D and some people are just...... MAD!!!!!!! of course to name a few memorable events lets go! sports day was damn fun, so was x-country.. like netball interclass.. soccer interclass.. NATS DAY! :) OHHH!! chalet.. haha with th asshole taitee going on.. OH AND the entire class is well-versed (wrong adjective, but heckkk) in BRIDGE! HAHAHA :)

but 402 i can't really say much memorable events that EVERYONE knows because we're sucha split class since we split at chinese, geog, bio, hist, BAHHHH. it's quite dumb but still, i love 402 ! :D

esp when we have our dearest CHAIRMANNN ! he is zee BEST.
i swear he is the BEST LEADER WE WILL EVER HAVE. I SALUTE YOU CHAIRMAN NG !



phourr twoo iish lurbx.

L4zYb0ne2!! :)

10)
NCCCCCCCCCCCCC.

NCC NCC ALL THE WAY.
WE LIKE IT HERE WE LIKE IT THERE WE FIND OURSELVES A HOME.
A HOME.
A HOME.
A HOME SWEET HOME.

for me, i only have memories of ncc from sec 1 to mid sec 2. not very distinct, but it was fun while it lasted..... :)

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TEACHERS.

lemme name some fab teachers!
MR KAM!!!! :)



OH AND mr chee haha he's damn adorable. (i can't say cute, kevjumba says cute is for his dog!! HAAHAHA)

haha chow is fab too.. just like mrs tan (shan't call her theng here :D) and of cos ms wassan ! and uhm almost most of those who teach us now. eric is fab too. the worst ones i just shan't name la. i mean.... who has a teacher who doesnt really teach geog to teach goeg when ur in lower sec?? ME!!!!!! (I DONT MEAN LEW, LEW IS FAB )
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sidenote: i realised i keep using the word fab. from now on, everytime i wna say fab i will type baf. HAHA. just for fun. baf man.

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im getting quite sick of blogging liaw, and i think this is loody long HAhA eh

number 12, 13 and 14
is

PERTH tRIP !
bAF bAF bAF!!! :D:D:D

sec 3 camp!
AHGUAAAAA

and

RETARDS WHOM I HATE!!!!
which one day i will curse them and hope they fall into a drain and break either their legs, toes, knees, hands, limbs everything!!!!! after which they will miss their bus, taxi, mrt everything and the bus mrt or taxi that they take will break down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!

okay i am rambling on like an idiot. hMMm.
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i guess thats about it haha! nanhua will never be forgotten. actually, secretly, i quite like nanhua. :)


i wanted to blog yesterday but my sense of humour was not present. which i think i excessively have today since i am in an extremely good mood. shopping makes everyone happy! so yay soopah long entry today everyone!

which i will try to make as interesting as i can. otherwise you can just ignore the huge plop of fa[c]ts after this. :D

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FRIESDAY!



seoul garden with yujie and P was fab! it was full of crap actually.. P and his weird habit of putting so many eggs into the soup. it became egg stew!!!!!



and then they kept laughing at me cos my food kept getting chaotah. wah lau! not my fault i wasn't born to cook what! PCC. pao can't cook!! HA TAKE THAT GUSTEAU!!!!!! (ra. ta. too. ee ! :D)

anw yujie's ice kachiang was damn hilarious haha.

IT WAS SHAPED LIKE A LOODY HAT!! HAHAHA. it was damn funny la.. her ice kachiang colour was the one you'd see in the toilet bowl if you have diarrhoea. HAHAHAHAHA. whereas ky's one looked like ZAPPLE... gross. SMART ME ATE ICE CREAM.. HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

wait i must complain about school!
WHICH WAS SHITTYASS BORING, so much that i wanted to curse all the speakers though it wasn't their fault. bloooody hell. why the hell would i want to know about life sciences when im not interested?!! STOP FORCING US TO WATCH THIS KINDA THING!!!!!!!!!! :( i was tired but i couldnt sleep because it was like a darn uncomfortable position. then you can't escape either! UGHHHHHH.

so i am going to have a headache tmr.

then after seoul we went back to school. stupid right? but yea at least we weren't forced to listen to stupid talks again and again and again......


mid autumn celebrations !
which was pretty fun, with good company! :D


YAYYYY! :)

i feel so juvenile. hMmmm

and we had this really pretty picture which i am loody lazy to upload.
:D

then i went home with dom gayking and yaoan :D
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sat the day!
WAS FUNNNN :)
but im lazy to continue further.

i hope i didn't bore you people to hell!
GOODNIGHT! :D

cya BITCHES!!! *FLIPS HAIR*

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hiiex eberiiwanzz.

hello, helloooooo!
physics is quite screwed so i shan't talk about it.
let's talk about after sch!!! :D

it was just shittayye cos i hadta wait for a couple of shao ye-s. >: (
but it was funny! HAHAHA>> shan't embarrass here. :D

okay anw after which we went to watch. rat-ta-too-ee (familiar, anyone?) which was actually quite.... good i suppose heh. i got scammed! i thought ratatouille was rat stew or sth. which is quite gross haha!!

i shan't be a spoiler lest someone out there wants to watch.. hah! but it was better than expected. waaay better !! hahas. but who the hell told me it was cute? ITS IN NO WAY CUTE.... its actually quite gross haha. WHERE GOT CUTE YOU TEL ME. it doesnt even have any scenes with those big watery eyes....... i mean if it did it'll be grossier but thats not really the point????

i actually had sth to rant about.. hmmMMmm i forgot what i wanted to say.

oh well, bye!

"yes, we deliever everywhere!

SIN-GA-PORE??

IS THAT A SUB-URB??!!!"

this version dun have sub-urb :(:(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :)


HI, I SELLING MY HOUSE!
YOU LIKE IT?
THE BED ROOM, IS OVER THERE!
THE KITCHEN, IS OVER THERE!

something seomthing something~~

THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL BATHROOM!
CHECK OUT MY MATCHING PIPES!;D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D


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i swear i want to slap everybody who calls me fat!
ESP CHUA YAO AN.

HE CALLS ME WELL ROUNDED.
SERYANG CALLS ME FATTIE.
SUNGYEH CALLS ME AHPUI!!!!
MURPHY CALLS ME WELL RONUDED ALSO.
ALL SHOULD DIE.

WAH LAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PROTEST!!!!!!!!


you can dont watch the rest
BUT YOU CANNOT DUN WATCH THIS!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .:D

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i can't believe i just (sorta) quarrelled with my dad over audition. oh gawd i have such a knack at picking quarrels with everybody. hmmm.

okay, update update for real i suppose! although i've been updating everyday... HAHA.. :D

meh.

Night classes
night classes have been superbly fun!! hahaaa. also productive in it's own way i suppose. heheh. :D all the da-paoing.. and mugging tgt.. talking shit.. is pretty fuN! so much that i'm always leaving home when it's dark and coming back when it's dark. perfect.



the horfun that we kept eating. -.-


whee so fun ting ger's gonna kill me haha.

okay abby just vomitted gross. meh everyone's sick.... so am i actually haha. sick of prelims. sick of you. :D


okay more night study fun!!!!
guess who!! HAHAHAHAHA

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on a completely unrelated note...

this is....
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YEHBA!
HAHAHAHAHA.
i dont know why i just felt random.

like this is





ERR.... SI(3) BA(4)?? HAHAHAHAHA.

which we were talking about siblings today. sisters of our friends actually.. what some people's sisters are the complete replica of them but with long hair.

hmmmm.

that's quite gross.

to make my point....

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CHIOBU!!!!!!!!!!

hehe. john travolta. can you tell the difference?

so there is no argue about *'s sister being the exact replica of him. because that is completely gross. i really don't want to imagine people having a sister then. grosssssssssss.


hehe. quite funny what!


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to another completely unrelated point....

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THE BLUE PEN!

oh man. i think i've competely lost any sense of humour i had left. stupid prelims. bah!


oh wells. my boyfriend! (so according to da*noob, but i think he should be da*bitch HEHEHEHEHEHEE omg im so humourous)


=D


okay, unlike everyone else i have been good.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i think im going nuts. bah.
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have you ever thought of what's your favourite fast food?
...............

i think i like kfc the most. HAHAHA. it has the most fats.
oh and yehba ate 2 burgers today! is he siao or what!
I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE CAN EAT SO MUCH. HAHAHA. LIKE LEON CAN EAT 2 CARLS BURGER BURGERS. man! that's so........ hip!

oh did i mention i feel suprah dumb today!!!!!!!
you know got one question. its like.......... asking about rate of reaction for chem.

THEN THEY ILLUSTRATE THE BUBBLES SO BLATANTLY AND I DIDNT SEE IT!!!!!!

i must be blind.


how, i think i very random leh. hAHaHAHAHA..

what if the world were to end like tomorrow!
what would you do!
:D

i think i'd... i'd... i'd...

firstly,

i'd shoot cr*csb*tch (no prizes for correct guesses). no wait actually i won't. maybe i'll put cr*csb*tch and da*bitch together in the same room HAhAHAHA !!!!!!! then they'd destroy each other.. i'll give them each guns! then they'd be soo annoying they'd annoy each other to crap. woohoo! and i'll still be a nice girl because i didn't harm anyone... haha... they'd go to hell and do math!!!!!! HAHAHAH!!!! which in my case is do history.. and study about weird people like jww birch HAHAHAHA :D

then i'd shake hands with all the dc members! because together, united, we will be ONE PEOPLE, ONE NATION... ONE SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



bahahaha. i am so funny it ain't funny.

my sense of humour is depleteing at 25m^3 units/s.. a super fast rate.. it is accelerating at a rate of 1000000Mm^3/s^2... and what time would it return to it's starting point?????


if a dinosaur were to be charging at you at a velocity of 32km/hr, at an angle of 38 degrees, how fast do you have to run at what degrees to keep yourself alive as long as possible?


5 people you'd see in heaven.

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