Attempted Murder..& i DO mean Monday August 16, 2004 5:13pm A lady named Linda went to Arkansas to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?" The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in." Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands. A Pilsbury biscuit dough canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in. Comment! (4) | Recommend! ... Thursday August 12, 2004 5:58pm sorry, i havent been that active on nutang lately. no writing in the forums, no commenting on other sites, no writing in shotbox... i can't really say i've been BUSY, but i've been "restricted" of computer use (even though i have my own.. o_O) because the bill for the electricity was higher than usual this month... because i've been leaving my computer on when i'm doing something else. SORRY GUYS!!! i feel kind of bad for neglecting this.. "being a girl bites. i mean, wat do guys get that are so horrible??? girls get their period, get pregnant, nd` have to give birth. we go thru all this pain nd` guys get.......? wet dreams? oh boo frickin` hoo." ---------my PMSing friend Anne [[ i thought it was funny lol ]] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ discover what candy you are @ quiz me Comment! (6) | Recommend! Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88