Aries:
All the fan-fiction in the world won't reunite the cast of Facts of Life.

Taurus:
You always wondered about the mysterious Red Bull ingredient taurine. Your questions will be answered when henchmen from the bottling company of the popular energy drink come for you in your sleep.

Gemini:
Whether you're on the right track or not, the train will still kill you.

Cancer:
Fall asleep in the library again because everyone likes looking at your butt crack.

Leo:
Arafat will still remain in power over the next couple months, but only because his cabinet has seen Weekend at Bernie's.

Virgo:
You have trouble feeling safe from terrorists inside your own home. You defend yourself by banning gay marriage in your kitchen.

Libra:
Linkin Park's new song "Curfew Wounds" will reach Internet double-platinum when it is featured in the "Currently listening to" section of 2 million blogs.

Scorpio:
This week you will accidently sleep through that big exam, your significant other will find her actual soul-mate, and your best friend will kick you in the nuts, hard. However, when all seems lost -- at least your astrological sign isn't a crab, virgin, or scale.

Sagittarius:
Death awaits you this week, but if you check its away message, you can avoid it.

Aquaricorn:
You will meet the girl plucked right from your dreams. Unfortunately, it was the dream in which you were tortured for hours by a drooling cave-woman with a hairy chest.

Pisces:
Your avid love for bowling, playing soccer, and fishing dictates that no one will ever watch you on TV.


Later.

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I found this personal ad in the school newspaper today. I am not making this up:

Attracted to older men? Fun, attractive, fit, wealthy, 1978 UVA Grad seeks playmate for fun and exploration. Discreet "friend with benefits". Intrigued? [email protected]

I was like... "oohh myy"

Also this comic was in the paper today, I busted out laughing in the middle of lunch, lol. People must have thought I was crazy.



Later.

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I'm going to sign up for my classes tomorrow. I get to sign up for next semester's classes tomorrow night. All 16 credit hours of wonderfulness. Sense the sarcasm? Only three do I actually have any interest in whatsoever. All the others are just there to fullfill a laundry list of requirements so I can get a nice shiny piece of paper when I leave. Would I take them if I had a choice? No.

Probability. What are the chances I will like this class? Slim to none. I rarely see any sense if calculating this probability stuff. Stuff happens when it happens. You're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the lottery. But you hear about FAR more people win lotteries than get hit by lightning. Case and point. Probabilities only tell you what might happen not what actually will. In an Einstein universe where "God doesn't play dice" it sure seems like a varitable casino to me.

Technical writing. Don't get me started.

Anyway, I've just lot of things going on. Lot of things on my mind.
And I'm sick. Isn't helping things.

Oh, I am now a member of Tau Beta Pi!!!
Inducted last Saturday!



Later.

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I was asked yesterday for a thought, and I couldn't come up with a good one, though I thought the Thermos one was good.. lol. Anyway, here's a list of some thoughts for those in need of something to think about.


If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
(bad, I know, but I laughed)


And I'm still trying to figure this one out:

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Later.*kiss kiss

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My new favorite drink is SoBe. They are sooo good. Green Tea is so far my favorite. Must try them all!

Later.I Love you *smile*

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I don't see the point. I don't like discrete math. I see no practical purposes at all. No way to apply this stuff to anything I would actually do. As the saying goes: All theory and no practice makes for stuff that doesn't mean a thing.

My head is just about swamped with diff eq. I really need a break. I'm hoping a get a call today during lunch to ease my mind. *smile* I'm hoping.

Later.

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