Chat Up / Pick Up Lines

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start
a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some
drinks with some of their money?

So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

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