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Krispy Kreme
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.

Krispy Kreme!

Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica

Then the mario kid:
Mario
We're Missing You Mitch
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Get Your Philosophy From a Bumper Sticker
Wednesday. 9.29.04 11:07 pm
Warning, live without warning

Before I get started, I just had the urge to use this clip:

Haha. So anyways, I think I'm gonna do these sort of things in the blog now. I've found all sorts of fun wav files and stuff. So now, to today.

I woke up late this mornin to go to work late. Apparently I got up and turned off my alarm clock off then layed back down till 8 o'clock.
So I started bustin ass, throwin clothes on, then hiking across campus to work. I didn't feel bad actually. Monday, the girl I've talked about before (Kathy), didn't bother to show up when she was scheduled to. She didn't call or anything, so I was kinda guessing that maybe she overslept. No such luck. So I had to deal with the over 100 people who came in during my shift. Pain in the ass.

I get there this morning and she is sitting there acting all mopey. "I was in NOVA on monday sick....blah blah blah...." She told the boss over our boss that she wasn't feeling "that well" this morning. So she was there 30 minutes, then she fuckin left.

I got to work with some people I don't normally get to work with though. They are so nice and easy to get along with. Ain't that a bitch? I'm having too much fun with these wav's. I could put 20 million in one entry. But I'm goin to limit it because I'll eventually run out of stuff. Guess I'll have to get a microphone to create my own, haha.

Oh well, I'm done. Tech high, Chris. Tech High. Well, time to see how these sound files look in here. Later.

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My Turn for Movie Quotes
Sunday. 9.26.04 9:59 pm
Well here are some my fav. movie quotes. See how many you can guess right and then see if you can tell who said it in the movie. If there are letters next to phrases, it just means a different person talking:

Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you...and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it.

R - Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
P - They caused an explosion!
M - Is this true?
Pe. - Yes it's true.[pause] This man has no dick.

D - My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Random Guy - In a row?

This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuck, we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.

Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Bingo. It is a pickle. No doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way if you can really know whether I'm here to help you or not, so it's really up to you.
You just have to make up your own damn mind, you either accept what I'm going to tell you, or reject it.

W - It's me.
C - Prove it.
W - You're a dick.
C - Ok.

No way. Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.

I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.

Figure those out, some are easier than others.

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Wake Me Up When September Ends
Saturday. 9.25.04 1:23 am
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends

I decided to do like Chris and just start typing stuff out. It'll be interesting to read after I type whatever I type. Might not be as long as the one Chris did, cause frankly that was long as shit. Oh yeah, probably more "obscenities" too. So if you're offended by "obscenities", stop reading right here you fucktard. Just kidding asshole. I apologize again.

Going to work at 8 am when you're in college fuckin sucks. Especially on the days where you just go and sit and do absolutely nothing and have no work to do or study. I mean sitting there for 5 hours and getting paid for it is not bad, its just the sitting there for 5 hours with nothing to do that is a pain in the ass. I have never seen time go so slow, probably because I never watched it that closely cause I've had things to do. Mr. Gray's class perhaps being the one exception in my case. But the girl I work with is one of those whiny little people who can find even the smallest, minut thing to complain about. The past few days she's been showing up an hour late, which pisses me off to no end. I'm the only one there and we have a shit load of people coming in on those days. Then she wants to take a break at some point before I leave, even though she hasn't done anything but tell people to turn off their cell phones. Then when there is nobody there, she starts talking about her brother giving her his porsche. Or the handbags she has, like 4 or 5, that equal to $4,100. Not to mention her parents are just gonna buy her a new laptop cause she wants one. "I'm a spoiled little brat...teehee."

No shit. The thing that gets me, if her parents have all this damn money, why the fuck is she working at the LAL in the first place? It's not a lot of money, and I'm certain it can't pay for all these "necessities" she needs.

*takes a step back...whew*

Damn I love chinese food. I could eat it every day. I would test that theory, but that would require extra money going into my wallet everyday to pay for chinese food everyday. So I only get it for lunch on days I work. Number 7 Chinese Restaurant. Lunch special is fuckin awesome. I get the sweet and sour chicken, chicken and broccoli, fried rice, and an egg roll for $4.18. I can handle that.

Speaking of food, I originally thought cooking all my meals would be a big hassle that I wouldn't want to deal with. It hasn't been a problem really. Cooking a lot of noodles and pasta stuff. Those noodle packets are awesome. Water, milk, and butter is all they need. Some good alfredo and flavored noodles. My kitchen savior though has been George Foreman. He was a pretty good boxer, but an even better entrepreneur. That fuckin grill is awesome. Cook a noodle packet and throw some chicken on the George Foreman. Put a little lemon pepper on the chicken...woowee. Bam! I wonder how many of those grills he has sold. He's bound to have made a killing off of them. He had sold over 10 million by 1999.

My roommate and I start random arguments all of a sudden. Not like arguing, more like debating. We engage in fact based discussions. He's a very political person. Now I don't know much about politics. Never claimed I have nor claimed that I care. But he starts a discussion with me about video games. Well, I was all over that. We started talking about the PSP and DS. He up front claims the PSP is gonna kill the DS. Now as impressive as the PSP is "looking", there's a reason why Nintendo has been #1 in handheld gaming for a LONG time. Just because the PSP looks flashy doesn't mean a thing. Let's take for example the game gear and gameboy. The game gear had better graphics and color screen, yet the gameboy still opened the proverbial "can of whoopass" all over Sega. It's a proven fact that people prefer gameplay over other aspects. Sure people like something flashy or really graphic oriented, but if its not fun you just won't play it. The PSP will probably just crank games out left and right just like the PS2. There's no telling who has a better system as of yet, because nobody knows. You can't go by what you read, you have to experience it yourself. I should know....I mean I did write reviews for the #1 gaming magazine in the US(EGM).

I have a very cluttered desk layout. Last year I had a bigger desk and my dresser was right next to it with a bookcase on it, so I had a bit more space to put stuff all together. Now my desk is smaller and the dresser is over against a different wall. I do have these 3 drawers on wheels under the desk. I actually pulled that out, I have the gamecube, telephone, and my mouse on that. My other consoles are behind the drawers to the right. On my desk however, is: my printer, monitor and tower, speakers, TV, DVD player, clip on fan, and my keyboard. It's packed. I'm surprised I have space to do work and eat.

I reconfigured my nutang look. Apparently Noono died or something. I didn't have that picture I had on my computer, so I put up a different one. That was last year at the Campus Chaos show at ODU, its Hoobastank. So I found some colors and stuff to match the picture a little bit more. I didn't find that the orange color I had before worked. Maybe Noono going out was a sign. Either way, I redid it.

Mountain Dew is the shit.

I was home just this past weekend. I went to my dad's house to celebrate his birthday and what not. I swear I have too much fun there. My dad's friends Dew and Jimmy were there along with my Aunt Sis. We ate and then we just kinda did whatever. Dew, Jimmy, and I went into the living room and started playing with Samantha for a little while. After Samantha left, we were still playing making the bouncing Tigger get behind Eeyore and bounce up and down. Just perverted things . We all about died laughing. We also played some cards. Playing cards is fun. When I used to stay the weekends there before I came to college, we'd stay up to all hours of the morning playing card games. Dew also proposed the idea of them getting Jimmy's old truck and piling all of their country selves into it and visiting here. I mean Beverly Hillbilly style, rocking chair on top and all. "Open the door, its uncle dew and uncle jimmy!!!!" As hilarious and outrageous as it sounds, I wouldn't put it past them if they got bored one night.

I used to be one of those guys who hung out with the so called "popular" kids way back when. I went to all the parties, was generally considered "smart" (wink wink), and enjoyed it. Those middle school days. Then high school hit me, I became a different person when I arrived at the steps of the Appomattox Regional Governors School. Not that it was a bad thing, it was just another change to go through. I lost that sense of popularity, I lost track of all my friends. Even the ones I had known for the longest time. Every once in awhile, I would run into somebody,give a hello, chat for a minute or two, then be off on my way. I met new people, with different ideas and different approaches to life itself. I chose to leave my old life, a life in which I had many great times and many great friends, to lead another life. Do I regret it? Sometimes. After every hard choice you make, you always wonder what would have happened if you had turned right instead of left. The one thing I do regret though is not keeping in contact with my friends, hardly attempting to touch base with them. I am sure through the years, my friends have changed. So have I.......drastically. I'm not that small, sorta dorky(if you will) kid who would know all the answers to the tests and was cool enough to let you cheat off of him guy any longer. Well, I wasn't too dorky was I? No...no I wasn't. Anyways. I'm that fun-loving, get out of work tryin, loophole findin, baseball playin, good lookin, sob, so how do ya like that? Ok..maybe not that good lookin, but it ended in -in so ya know.

I wrote that a while back.

Ever go walking down a sidewalk and play what I call "human chicken"? It's like the game chicken between two cars headed straight at each other and the first one to pull out is the "chicken". Just like your manhood is on the line or somethin, just walk in your straight line and see if the other person will move from your line. Maybe it's just me.

I had thought of an idea one day. I was thinkin how interesting my life and my friends at ARGS really was. Since they make reality shows about everything nowadays, I think they could have made a reality show out of us. Of course it would have been on Tech TV or something. I called it "Tech High". I think it would have been good. Chris and I one night started discussing certain things that happened that could become episodes. I need to find that list I had made.

I sent Chris that background he has on his computer. I think it was Jessica that had given it to me. I think. Yeah. I'm gonna hafta agree with pictures bringing back memories. The funny thing is, when it comes to the robotics competitions we had and went to VCU, I remember what happened at that competition by what we ate. I know it sounds a bit strange, but its true.

Speaking of Strange, But It's True.....

I've started my little song writing stuff again. Strange, But It's True is the newest song I'm workin on. I haven't wrote in a while, I decided to start back up. Still trying to work out some details on that song, but I'm close to finishing. I never knew how difficult it could really be.

I would write more....but its now 4:04 AM. Oh darn.

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You Wasted Life, Why Wouldn't You Waste Death?
Wednesday. 9.15.04 12:42 AM
The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.

(These are Modest Mouse Lyrics, by the way, not really dealing with anything with me...I just like the song)

For those of you who don't know, Modest Mouse made another video for a song off their album Good News for People Who Love Bad News. The song is "Ocean Breathes Salty." Its a very interesting video, you'll have to see it yourself: (broadband would be a good thing to have)

http://gold.sonymusic.com/click/14262/02XS1TTMI

Oh yeah, hi everybody. I haven't blogged in awhile. I actually had to have Chris post in my chatterbox so it wouldn't go dead. They actually sent me a message sayin that it would die because no one had posted in it within a certain amount of time.

I've been kinda busy as of late actually. I've been doin the class thing and workin at the LAL. I work with one girl there named Kathy. She's pretty cool. She likes to talk a lot too. Her boyfriend was on the Spanish version of Jackass and made pretty good money. Yeah, thats the random stuff I get from her. I only work from 8-1 on MWF, so it isn't that bad. Supervisor is an interesting fellow, kinda weird too. He always tells Kathy he's gonna throw her in the water outside of the building. See, there is this bridge across a rounded sort of pool thing outside of the building. Why the bridge? I have no idea, you can walk around the rounded pool to the building. A straight line is quicker though I suppose, and the bridge was an engineering objective for an upper level engineering class and its instructors. In that aspect, its neat.

Wow, those last few sentences really didn't need to be there. They're gonna be there, but they didn't need to be there.

I have to admit I have a problem. I do schoolwork now. (',')

Anyone who knows me knows that statement is crazy, its shocking, and thats not Scottie boy. Or maybe WTF comes to mind. LAL is pretty boring. I sat there for 5 hours Monday. I think 4 people came in. 3 were looking for other places. We only actually helped 1 person. It was a teacher dropping off 3 tests. Thats it. They pay us to study pretty much.

Well, I've got work tomorrow and its 12:40 AM. I gotta get up at 6:45 to take a shower and eat and get ready and all. I updated. Ha. Peace out.

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Overall Lazy
Monday. 9.6.04 11:29 pm
I don't think anyone is updating their blogs, including me. I just haven't had the urge of late. I don't know if you can consider this one. I met someone very nice today. If you're reading this, you know who you are.

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The Fake Sound of Progress
Friday. 9.3.04 11:07 pm
I haven't done anything that can be considered a "real" blog, so I thought I would steal the idea from Chris talkin about my classes. I've actually had a full week of classes though, so mine is better and more quick to read.

Principles of Accounting (ACCT 201) My Grade Prediction: A

Seems decent and easy enough. The professor comes out and flat out tells you that the only math skills required are adding, subtracting, mulitplying, and dividing. Straight forward stuff. Enough said. Basically, make sure each side of a statement balances out with everything in the correct position.

Probability: Decisions Analysis and Business Stat. (DSCI 206) My Grade Prediction: B

It's still a bit early and going over some things that are very trivial at the moment. But I've been looking ahead at some of the material and it gets a bit tougher. The teacher is a nice guy so thats a plus. I have not a clue how this class and its material will be used in my future, but I don't have a choice.

Principles of Macroeconomics (ECON 201) My Grade Prediction: B

Again, trivial matters at this time. Professor insists if he asks you a question and he bothers you, to tell him to "Go Away!" and he'll automatically break eye contact and go away. Your garde is decided on by 3 tests, with 30 multiple choice on each. So its gonna be interesting.

Calculus and Matrices - Business and Economy (MATH 200) My Grade Prediction: B/C

Uh oh. A class where work a good amount of work will have to be done.I was flipping through the book, a good deal looked very familiar. But alas, the no calculator rule is the biggest biatch. Nice professor guy though.

And then there's the class which I finally get to talk about stuff I know:

Introduction to Information Systems (IT 201) My Grade Prediction: A+

I think this class is an insult to anyone with more than a year of simply using a computer. This class is gonna be dirt easy. I live for this stuff. But when the first few chapters start out with things like "Introduction to the World of Computers" and "Using a PC", I found it flat out laughable. I was shaking my head when he started to "teach" these simple concepts.

So it's gonna be interesting. I'm also working on-campus at the Gornto building in the Learning Assessment Lab where people come to take tests for professors and what not. Gets a bit boring, but its good for me because I actually end up doing school work. Thats right people, Scott doing school work. Hell must have frozen over or at least turned the AC on.

I've found a few tech tools that come in handy. Shareaza is another p2p file sharing server which I have found has very good music unlike Kazaa sometimes. The key is people actually rate each song and its quality. The top ones naturally go to the top of your list in your search.

Also Xbox mod software is now being put into one nice package called Slayer. The newest version, 2.6, includes popular applications such as Evolution X and the Xbox Media Player. Also included are some smaller known but great apps such as DVD2Xbox and boXplorer. Interested in modding? Check that out.

Oh yeah. For those who have seen the first season of Chappelle's Show will understand this reference. I played my roommate on the gamecube. I whooped his monkey ass in some street hoops.

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