Oh man, you could cook off of me. It's a weird way to begin an entry, I know, but horribly true. I think the sun was like extra strong today or my sunscreen just sucks major ass, but I'm so crazy sunburnt that it looks like my sunburn got sunburnt.

It doesn't particularly hurt right now seeing as I just got home from the beach but I'm anticipating a lot of pain in coming hours. I'm probably going to spend the next couple of days constantly bathing myself in lotion and bumming out inside, away from the sun.

Rollercoasters, holy roller, I got shot down in southern California.

Yeah, so Daph and I might plan a whole movie thing for Tuesday. Basically, pick a mid-point theatre, then invite everyone to a movie thats yet to be decided on. I'm thinking about inviting Zander -- risky, I know. Whatever, what's life without risks?

Okay, so this fucking psychotic chick is crushing on Mark. We're all chillin' at Checkers one day and she pops up out of nowhere. At the time I had no idea who she was, but Mark's eyes grew extremely wide and brimmed with fear. I later shared this fear upon the realization that she is so very annoyingly pathetic.

Anything -- and note, anything! -- Mark said, she laughed at. Then, that night, she emailed him and after a little back and forth, he didn't bother to reply. Since she has AOL, it told her that he read it, so when he never replied to sent him another email saying, "GUESS FUCKING WHAT! OMG!! GUESS! YOU *HAVE* TO!"

To which he replied with a very elegant, "Eh?"

Her reply makes me laugh very hard. Okay, she said, "Idk, I just wanted you to reply to me." Without the proper grammar of course.

Mark is so very unamused. He doesn't like pathetic girls at all.

Hahah, I love him so much.

Anyways, Danny is coming home on the 17th. I've missed him a helluva lot so I'm very happy about this. Woo.

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I just wanted to quickly let you all know that I think I've officially scared Kyle off.

We were talking and it eventually led to me getting very opinionated and ranting on about how fucked up the world is and how fake everyone is and whatnot.

He didn't have much to say. He's a lot blander than I first took him for.

Hahah. Oh well. Not everyone can handle the big bowl of steaming crazy that is Jes.

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My sister and her friend, Tina, are excrutiatingly annoying.

They have no consideration for anyone else, so it's like 11am and I'm still sleeping 'cause I was up until about 6am the night before, and they're blasting fucking music and making this super annoying toy bird my sister has sqwauk over and over. As well at screaming and talking in annoyingly high-pitched voices.

I was about to walk in there and pull the goddamn bird's head clean off.

Okay, so then I'm watching TV and Tina comes and decides to pull me off the couch. And all this equally annoying shit.

Did I mention that they're both 17?

Yeah, and I'm the immature one. I can't even be happily in my own house, 'cause Tina is always here! She needs other friends!

Anyways, I watched Moulin Rouge for the third time last night and rediscovered how much I loved it. It's one of the very few love stories I can actually tolerate, but that's 'cause it's not that typical bullshit like you see in every other chick flick.

Plus... Ewan McGregor is fucking sexy. Woo.

So, I've been talking to Kyle again recently. Just as friends. We were up to 3am the other night talking just about random things. I don't really care for him as anything more than a friend anymore though, 'cause if he's just going to drop me like that for whatever reason, I don't need or want a guy like that.

I've also realized what a nerd I am.

My friend: Do you guys think Neo is hott?
Daphne: Ehh...
Other friend: I guess.
Me: The guy from the Matrix?
Daphne: ...The rapper..
Me: Oh.. er.. >>;

I don't know what I'm doing today. I want to go to the beach but I don't think it's good to get sun with a sunburn. Feh.

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I'm home after being away for it for the last two days straight. Whew.

Yesterday I went to the mall with a bunch of people. Was fun, but my feet were in excrutiating agony by the time we left. Feh.

Today I went to the beach, my loverly Dapherz came again today. I burnt a little on my thighs but other than, I'm relatively burn-free. I'm getting handier with the lotion now.

I don't think I told you all, but Zander asked me out on a date. Hahah! I managed to change the subject without giving him an answer though (come to think of it, that's what I did to Phillip too). I'm slick like that. I want to hang out with him, but not on a date. But I feel like if I try to make plans with him, he'll assume it's a date.. ech. Whatever.

"We should've brought food."
"We should've brought.. sex toys."
"There's one!"
"...The tree stump?"
"I was thinkin' the basketball but.. that's kinky."

I've also come to realize that I am the common sense of my friends. Daphne is going to hurt me when she reads this, but it's true. Okay, not all the time.. actually, not even most of the time.. but it happened enough times the past couple days to give me the rights to be cocky about it. It being that I had to point out the error of my friends' ways which you would only assume would be common sense.

Such things like, "Why don't you flip it over and write on the blank side..?"

Or,

"It either comes before or after this.."
"Really now?!"

Aaaanyways, point is, fun past couple days.

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