Ok I got this from Robin. And an answer is ... half and half.

[x] a bagel isnt just bread with a hole.
[/] you curse like theres no tomorrow.
[x] you've been to central park in the past 2 years
[x] you have seen homeless people on the streets of the city
[/] new york is the best city in the country by far.
total: 4

[x] you've seen more taxi's then cars on a particular street.
[ ] you have seen a baseball game for either the mets or yankees
[x] you, as a kid, know to get to misc. unimportant places on the island (ex. ikea)
[x] you can tell someone exactly how to get anywhere in your town from your house by street names and left and rights without being in the car with them
[x] you've seen a police car race down the street in your town (as I was walking home from my school haha)
total: 4

[ ] you've played ad games just so you can blow the other person up, not for the prize (wha?)
[ ] you dont check your email cause you know that noone uses email anymore. (well if I took this test last year then I would've checked it)
[x] you only have an email address for myspace, aim, etc.
[x] bush shouldnt have won that election in 2000
[x] you've snuck into a movie (I was too young to remember... but I think we had to find some people after our movie ended.)
total: 3

[x] you have friends scattered across the island
[x] longisland, the bronx and the city should be its own state
[x] you're not a new yorker if you live north of the city
[x] you have only called the city 'manhattan' when talking to idiots who dont know what 'city' your talking about
[/] the mall is your second home
total: 4 1/2

[ ] sneakers/socks and summer is a suicide sentence
[x] you know someone who smokes/has smoked pot (wtf. are you saying that all new yorkers are potheads?)
[x] you've taken a school field trip to the city
[ ] you're more frequently at your friends houses than your own
[x] you laugh when you see people oohing and aahing at things like the statue of liberty while sight seeing
total: 3

multiply the sum by 4 and title this "i am ____% new yorker"

Downport later...maybe...

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-So there was this reunion.
-and the bottom right corner of my mouth is swollen
-ow

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[Think you know what it's like to go through MySpace Hell? Think again! I'm not talking about those silly MySpace errors. :) Those are kid things. lyk lmaoroflmamqiwhlkjdfxroflrofl =DD

Now you (That's right! YOU!) can experience my pain second-hand by reading the "About Me" section of my myspace! It'll help you get a gist of MySpace Hell.

So repent, don't sign on 30295820385023 times a day, and suck up to "TOM" so your chances of going through MySpace Hell will diminish.

In the unlikely event where you are sent to MySpace Hell, enjoy your time! Be patient. Don't bother e-mailing customer service or "TOM" or ask anyone for help. Just pray and be patient. In time, you will be taken out of MySpace Hell and be able to tell of your story! Or you can just delete your profile, which you'll regret (They ALL regret)




(...sooner or later...)

So sit down, read my story, have a cup of coffee/tea/whatever, and laugh a little! Enjoy your time and remember...

"MOT" (hooray poorly arranged anagrams!) is watching. So be aware.

Have a great one!

-Your friend/cousin/step-cousin/nephew/enemy/stranger/crazy person lacking chiapet-like hair
Emmanuel "Aji" G.]


I made that as a MySpace Bulletin today. Hooray!!! I should get this printed

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