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aznDOLLface
Age. 37
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Location San Bernardino County, CA
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Wednesday. 2.9.05 11:54 am
so who thought that story, was corny. i cant work with it.

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Chapter 1: Night Shift
Monday. 2.7.05 1:02 pm
It was a cool, clear night as she stepped outside of her house; purse and car keys in hand. Like every night, she stepped into her car and headed for work. Tonight, she sensed something different...somehow; she wasn't sure how. She expected the roads to be empty, like every other night. But tonight, the roads were alive with construction workers working late. The street was filled with their talk of where certain things went, while others were talked about their family, and yet others mumbled to themselves.

She slowed down to turn into 5th Street, pulling into her parking space. She parked her car in her parking space, and got out of her car. She then began her short walk to the door, which would lead her into a busy room filled with kids of all ages. She never anticipated what happened next.

As she reached the door, something to the right caught her eye. She turned quickly, and as quickly as she turned, she regretted it. Whatever it was had ran into the bushes, scurrying away quickly.

She didn't know what to expect from whatever it was hiding in the bushes as she slowly made her way to the bushes. Behind her, the door opened, light shown out and into the yard she was in. A young man, about her age walked out, stood in the doorway. "What are you doing?!" The girl jumped at the sound of the voice.

"Nothing," she said. She turned her attention towards the boy, and nonchalantly bent over to tie her shoes. "Just tying my shoes. What are you doing out here?" she said, changing the subject. In the corner of her eye, she could see something slithering further into the bushes. "Could that have been a cat?" she thought. She stood up, and headed towards the boy and the door. "You better get back inside, before you get in trouble for coming out here," she gently pushed him inside the building. She was glad that he was working with her tonight. She felt too stressed to watch a bunch of kids tonight by herself.
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How to get arrested LOTR style at Wal-Mart
Tuesday. 2.1.05 1:32 pm
1. Go to jewelry dept. and start stroking the rings, calling them the preccciousssss, while hissing at the salesgirl.

2. Take out all the Lord of the Rings action figures, stage the Helm's Deep
battle as it was supposed to be fought in the middle of the toy aisle, much
to the amusement of the Dept. Manager.

3. Go to hunting section, target practice with hunting bows while pretending
you're Legolas. Slide down shelves while shooting arrows at random things.

4. Go to bakery section of Wal Mart, ask if they have any lembas. When they
say they do not, inform them about the great aspects of Elvish Waybread.

5. Head to the drink section. Look put out when they do not have Ent Draught.

6. Head to the food section while yelling you've missed second breakfast.

7. Ask a salesperson if they know a "shortcut to mushrooms".

8. Go up to a random customer and ask her if she is frightened, then tell
her "not nearly enough; I know what hunts you." Wait for her reaction.

9. Put on black sheet. Walk around in store hissing "Shiiirrreeee. Baggginnnssss."

10. Tell the person in the bakery section, "You stupid fat hobbit! I wanted
it raw and wriggling! You ruined it!"

11. Go to random person and say "Toss me! But don't tell the elf!" Wait for
reaction.

12. Fall on floor in the middle of an aisle, let eyes roll back in your head
while muttering "THEY'RE HERE!"

13. Get on bicycle with a friend, race down an aisle shouting "Let this be
the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath. Now
for ruin. And the red dawn!!"

14. Block a narrow aisle. When someone tries to walk by, stand firm and say
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

15. Go to bathrooms when someone comes out. Say, "What is that horrid stink?! I warrant there's a nasty bog nearby. Can you smell it?" in a very
loud voice.

16. Go to a random guy a with friend. Sniff him. When friends asks what do
you smell, tell them "man flesh."

17. Go up to cute guy, tell him, "I made a promise, don't you leave him, and
I DON'T mean to!" and wait for reaction from his girlfriend.

18. Go to the book section. Ask for map to Mordor and also if sales person
has seen gangely creature sulking anywhere nearby.

19. Go up to a group of OLD women and say "You would find more cheer in a
graveyard."

20. Get grey cloak. Wrap self in said cloak. Sit in middle of the aisle and
hiss at people as they pass. Pretend they can't see you.

21. Climb to top of a shelf. When salesman tries to get you down, tell him
"You did not take Theoden, you will not take me."

22. Wander around aimlessly until salesperson asks if they can help you.
Tell them, "Leave me alone, you snake!" If salesperson says anything else,
glare at him/her and say, "Your words are poison!" Walk away quickly.

23. Poise guns at salesman in hunting goods. Look to friends who have guns,
"Shall I tell them to shoot now or is there something you would like to tell
me?" Then tell him, "They wait for my command."

24. Attempt to move a huge box from the top of a shelf. When someone asks if
you need help, furiously tell them, "It's my task, mine, my own!"

25. Cut lights off in store, get on intercom and say, "one ring to rule
them, all one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the
DARKNESS bind them!"

26. In the middle of an aisle, have a conversation with yourself. Include
hand gestures.
"Yesss, the precious first! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!" "Master's my friend!"
"You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!" Continue as if everything is normal.

27. Run through a wet aisle, fall on your ass. Get up, looking at everybody,
and say "Alright, nobody panic. That was deliberate, it was deliberate."

28. Ride the electronic kiddie pony outside while yelling, "NORO LIM ASFALOTH!!!!"

29. Walk by random carts. If you spot vegetables in someone's cart, glare at
the person accusingly and say, "You've been into Farmer Maggot's crops again, haven't you?!"

30. Find a bickering married couple. Walk up to the woman and tell her to
"Take the ring and cast it back into the fiery chasm from whence it came!"

31. Go to the fish section, grab a fish and start smacking it on the floor
while singing:
"Rock and pool,
Is nice and cool,
So juicy sweeeet.
I only wish,
To catch a fish,
So juicy sweeeeet!"

32. Go to a random salesperson or customer. Engage a conversation using
nothing but Sindarin or Quenya. Pretend you're furious with the person.

33. Lay a manniquen on floor, lean over it. Say, "Goodbye my brother, my
captain, my king."

34. Go to the beauty department, find a woman looking in a mirror. Stare at
her. Tell her, "You look terrible." After a few moments, say, "There is no
hope, he is not coming back!"

35. Go to another aisle. Block it. When people ask you to move faster, tell
them, "Now now, don't be hasty!"

36. Ask a male salesman for tampons, then follow him and snicker while saying "Not with ten thousand men could you find this, tis folly."

37. Go to one of the automatic doors, lean against it. When someone attempts
to walk through from the other side, yell "BRACE THE GATE!" and push against
it with all your might.

38. Go to the bathroom, plug up the sinks and toilets, turn the sinks on and
flush toilets repeatedly. Yell, "BREAK THE DAM, RELEASE THE RIVER!" and run
out screaming as it floods.

39. Go into the bathroom, lock the door. When someone knocks, say "NO THANK
YOU! We don't want anymore visitors, well wishers, or distant relations!"

40. Stand at entrace and greet customers with, "Welcome to Rivendell."

41. Yell over the loudspeaker, "Crebain from Dunland, HIDE HIDE!"

42. Look at woman washing her hands in restroom, tell her, "do not disturb
the water."

43. Take out condom, hold it up to light as if examining it and say, "What
is this new devilry?!" to salesman.

44. Wait for lady to enter bathroom and say, "Yes I can smell it. We are not
alone."

45. Everytime the old man at front door tries to greet someone, you yell "do
not let him speak! He will put a spell on us!"

46. Scale counter and stand beside the clerk. Say to him, "I have only served you my lord." When he calls security say to him, "Send me not from
your side!"

47. Stand by the exit and yell, "LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" when somebody walks out.

48. Walk behind a young women and say to friend, "Look what Smeagol finds!
They are young, they are tender and nice, yesss, eat them, eat them!"

49. Go up to a random person, give them a box of tampons. When they say,
"These belong to you.", say, "It is mine to give to whom I will."

50. Go to a magazine aisle, glance at the Playboy magazines and mutter under
breath but loud enough so that others can hear, "The doom of man."

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I don't know...
Monday. 1.31.05 1:01 pm
i dont understand why i like younger guys. see the thing is when it comes to older guys they have to be at least two to ten years older than me. and i dont really know that many guys who are that much older than me. all of the guys i know are at least a year younger than me or younger than that.

also, im not sure anymore if i really do like this guy. its mixed feelings. cz see theres this guy at my skool who is a year younger than me, but we dont see much of each other. what in the world am i supposed to do? anyway, hope to hear from any of you. i really need some help. the last thing i want is to be called a cradle robber; im not.

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OMG!
Saturday. 1.29.05 10:43 am
thursday found out that an 8th grader likes me. and the thing is i think i like him too. and the second thing is the first thing i noticed was his eyes--their blue. and i like blue eyes. some one please help.

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weekend
Monday. 1.24.05 1:57 pm


my weekend was boring! on friday, went to work. today im being relocated, just on mondays tho until they find someone else to hire. anyway, ill be going to work soon, so yeah. then on saturday, went to my cousin's birthday, she actually turned 10 on the 19th.

omg, she got $170 total from people. most people i know usually just get $20. and you knw what she did, she goes and brags how much she got on her birthday to me. can you believe that?! geez. well, anyway, i stayed and played video games and what not. i know i feel awful for using her, but she has this game i like. anyway, then yesterday, didnt do much, jsut stayed at my cousins house for a while, played more video games and stuff. i didnt come home until like almost 5 at night.

right now im at skool. nothing much happening right now. oh, on friday, during skool, i saw david. i was thinking of getting a picture of him. three things went/were wrong: (1) he was far off, i zoomed in, but he was still far off, (2) people kept walking by, and (3) which i find funny now, just thinking about it, was that i couldnt find him. i have a camera fone, and i was aiming it in his direction, but i couldnt find him haha.

anyway, so yeah, that was my weekend. boring isnt it. omg, that just reminded me of this test i took in first period today for psychology. it was to see if youre an introvert or an extrovert. it seems that im inbetween. well, yeah, just thought that i should share that with you. haha. just part of my randomness.

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