Okay, I cannot help but jump on the bandwagon.

Father: They're really promoting Paul McCartney at Starbucks.
Tween son: One of my friends said it sucks that John Lennon was shot instead of Paul McCartney. I felt bad when he said it.
Father: That's a horrible thing to say... But your friend was right.

--Starbucks, 8th St

Black girl #1: ... And you know white girls don't wear no panties!
Black girl #2: I don't wear panties either... I mean, I do when I go out, but when I'm at home my labias be swingin'.

--TGIFridays, 34th St

And, my personal favorite:
Guy to L. Ron Hub-tards: So, if I sign up with you, how long do I have to offer people stress tests before I become a movie star?

--Union Square

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Everyone check out http://www.allrespect.com. It is really fun! You can find new friends based on similar music tastes. It's quick and easy to use, and it's a great opportunity to make friends with fellow NuTangers as well. Check out my page (http://www.allrespect.com/user.php?user=alexsedotcx), I don't have many friends as of now. Thanks a bunch!

I could not figure out how to get the links to work, so I provided the URLs for you guys to just copy and paste. Sorry!

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