Oh no! Poisoned! and Rich! I could have 15%?!?!
Sunday. 8.10.08 8:49 am
Look at the miraculous email I just received! (I didn't delete a single word, they left the name out lol, but please read how they chose me and consider how its addressed, lmao)
From :Miss Valili Zuma
Abidjan Ivory coast
Email + email@example.com
APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.
With due respect and with GOD all thing are possible that is why I call for help to please Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact from net I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and there commendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation in your profile, I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere clean business 100% risk free assurance. I am Miss Valili Zuma the only daughter of late Mr.Zuma Adams My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on january 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of seven million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. US($7.5m) left in fixed /suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in Depositing of the fund.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management. I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account in which this money would be transferred into.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22 years old.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. All the necessary arrangement has been made at the bank where my late father deposited this fund and the DIRECTOR of the bank told me that as soon as an account of my choice is forwarded to their bank that they will transfer this fund to my destination.
Please write back to me immediate you received this mail for us to proceed in this transaction which I beleived that you shall call me for good news that you have comfirm my money in an account which you will provide.
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me.
Thanks and God bless you.
NB Please reply with this Email + firstname.lastname@example.org
also didn't correct their spelling errors lol.
for some reason, this was my response
I'm so sorry for your loss. How could I be of assistance? I'm not from this country myself, so I didn't fully understand what you wrote. My English is very rudimentary. Could you please resend that in French, German, or Spanish? Preferably German, that is my first language.
All I was able to understand from your previous letter was that your Father had died. I don't know what poisoned means. I hope you can resend it in a more understandable language.
Lol I want to know if they will ? why I could type so many 'big' words if English is my second or maybe even 4th language. I will keep you updated! :)
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I don't feel here. or real. or something
Sunday. 8.10.08 8:11 am
New Background/layout thingy.
Sunday. 8.10.08 7:51 am
I like it! The only thing is the song doesn't match, but thats the only song I can think of right now. So for now there we go.
But if I rehear a song I like that I think better goes with it I will change it.
Also, If I were to say the title to my entry out loud I would say New background slash layout thingy.
Does everyone do that or do most people just pause where the slash is?
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Sunday. 8.10.08 2:50 am
And my Tremendous (secret) Idea was probably not such a good idea, Being that it was a repeat of an earlier idea.
But then again, I went about it quite stupidly last time. This time I was more...circumspect? Not sure if thats the right word, but I've got the feeling if you knew what was going on, you would catch my drift. ^-^
And by circumspect, I of course mean, that I didn't follow thru with that Tremendous Idea.
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