Okay so last night when Tito Rudy drove us home, I carried my bag with my right hand, put the box of coke under my right armpit, and held the carton of eggs with my left hand. My grandma was yelling at me for bringing in a bag of garden tools that wasn't ours. How did I bring the bag of garden tools if I only carried MY BAG, the eggs, and coke? I hate it when people blame me for something that I didn't do. It was probably my dad who brought that home from Home Depot or something. Plus, Rudy got all of his bags from the car already....so it must've beenmy dad's.


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"Also, this stupid little bitch doesn't know the difference between email and guestbook. LEARN ENGLISH! It's fine for people to not know english, but if you are coming to an english language site, you should definetly understand it."

I stumbled upon that.
This person shouldn't be talking about "learning English" especially if he can't spell "definitely."

OH snap! In yo face.

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myspace drama... how I miss it...

Most of these people don't post in the group anymore... and the drama was just hilarous. It was like the crap on MTV... except not as crappy!

I still can't believe it's been a year already.

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Ok I got this from Robin. And an answer is ... half and half.

[x] a bagel isnt just bread with a hole.
[/] you curse like theres no tomorrow.
[x] you've been to central park in the past 2 years
[x] you have seen homeless people on the streets of the city
[/] new york is the best city in the country by far.
total: 4

[x] you've seen more taxi's then cars on a particular street.
[ ] you have seen a baseball game for either the mets or yankees
[x] you, as a kid, know to get to misc. unimportant places on the island (ex. ikea)
[x] you can tell someone exactly how to get anywhere in your town from your house by street names and left and rights without being in the car with them
[x] you've seen a police car race down the street in your town (as I was walking home from my school haha)
total: 4

[ ] you've played ad games just so you can blow the other person up, not for the prize (wha?)
[ ] you dont check your email cause you know that noone uses email anymore. (well if I took this test last year then I would've checked it)
[x] you only have an email address for myspace, aim, etc.
[x] bush shouldnt have won that election in 2000
[x] you've snuck into a movie (I was too young to remember... but I think we had to find some people after our movie ended.)
total: 3

[x] you have friends scattered across the island
[x] longisland, the bronx and the city should be its own state
[x] you're not a new yorker if you live north of the city
[x] you have only called the city 'manhattan' when talking to idiots who dont know what 'city' your talking about
[/] the mall is your second home
total: 4 1/2

[ ] sneakers/socks and summer is a suicide sentence
[x] you know someone who smokes/has smoked pot (wtf. are you saying that all new yorkers are potheads?)
[x] you've taken a school field trip to the city
[ ] you're more frequently at your friends houses than your own
[x] you laugh when you see people oohing and aahing at things like the statue of liberty while sight seeing
total: 3

multiply the sum by 4 and title this "i am ____% new yorker"

Downport later...maybe...

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