The Jiggly Butt


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Squirrel Songs


I will kill you all,
Nothing you can do about it.
I will kill you all,
Nothing you can do about it.
Squirrelly wrath!
Squirrelly wrath!
Squirrelly wrath!
You're all gonna die.
You're all gonna die.
Squirrelly wrath!
Squirrelly wrath!



I'm the Lord & Master...
You are all bastards
Worship me,
Or I'll stab your eyes 'till you bleed
I'm the Lord & Master



And so I'm...
A squirrel,
And you're not...
How pathetic you are.
So I'm...
A squirrel,
You're not...
You're just human...
How pathetic you are.
You don't have a fluffy tail,
You don't have squirrelly wrath,
You just build to destroy...
While I...
Collect some nuts.
AND YOU ALL SUCK!



You Are The Helper
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You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.
You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.
Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.
You connect with people who are charming and charismatic.

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Okay ~ it started out that he had feelings for me, I could tell, but I didn't want to accept it. So I ignored him for a while. The I decided what the hell?.... and we became 'friends.' Over that half / quarter of a year we became closer... but after that I was tired of it. He still had feelings for me, I could tell. So I started yelling at him, pushing him away, ignoring him, and avoiding him. But then I realized that what I was doing was wrong.... not just morally, but in my heart I could tell. So I stopped and I went to see if he'd forgive me. I never really ased him to ~ I went down to his house once more after so long and when he answered the door I said hi and hugged him. After that day I realized that the whole time I'd had feelings for him to ~ I just never wanted to accept them. After a couple days of me going down the road to his house to "bug" him I went with my heart; he walked me home, we hugged, and he turned to go back to his house. I ran after him not wanting him to leave. When we got to the driveway before his we hugged again cause I knu I had to go home no matter how much I didn't want to. I pulled away, kissed him on the cheek, then turned and ran home. After that I realized my feelings were a lot stronger then I'd thought they were. I started feeling more and more comfortable around him; and when we were together I felt like nothing could go wrong. But then I had to leave him, and since then nothing's been right. I miss him more then I thought I would ~ he's always on my mind. I've never felt anywhere near this before. And thought I care for him so greatly I'm afraid to tell him I love him. I fear he'll hear my words and run away. And I'm not quite sure what to do. I know he probably already know's how I feel about him, but I just can't pull myself away from the fear long enough to tell him I love him. He's actually the one that I least expected to have feelings for at first ~ yet he's the one that's burried himself deep inside my heart, and I can't help but to think of him. And as much as I thought that if I ever had feelings as such that it would be hell ~ but I admit...... actually,-smiles- I like it. ((hugs)) Love, Monkey

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Okay so... yea. Where to start? Yesterday was really fun. I went over to Steph's park to meet up w/ her, Sadie, and Erik cause I was spending the night at sadies house. When I got there it was just starting to drizzle a bit but after like 5 minutes it started to rain. After we saw a couple strikes of lightning and it started to rain harder we decided we'd go back to Steph's house and watch a movie. Just as we were leaving the park it started pouring rain so hard it felt almost like it was hail... so we started running to get to her house quicker. OMFG it hurt soooooooooooo fucking badly! But it was madd fun. After that we (me 'n Sadie) changed into some of Steph's clothes so we could put ours in the drier and we all piled onto the couch w/ blankets and watched Beeltejuice. Erik kept falling asleep (lol), it was so cute. After that we all kinda went our "ways" (Erik and Saide went for a walk & Steph and I stayed at her house). After some 'complications' me 'n Sadie ended up wandering around my between Steph's neighborhood and my complex for a while waiting to be picked up. And just b4 Mark came we were headed back to wait out infront of the neighborhood and I saw Luis. So we ran across the street to say hi; just after we got over to him Danny (the ever-sexy Danny) came walking up to us. It looked like he'd just come from a store or something cause he had a grocery bag of stuff w/ him. We hugged, said hi, and talked for just a bit (it would've been longer but Mark came like a minute after Danny). While I was at Sadie's the love of my life called and we talked for a while. God I haven't talked to Justin in a long time. It was nice... but he had to go and it became very sad for me. Anywho... I've gotta go ~ I might be back a bit later.

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"Herbal Essences - it's an orgasm in a bottle." -smiles and holds up shampoo-. We were doing that all thru PE, only we didn't have a bottle of shampoo. And right now the only shampoo I have is Suave. Yes... PE is insane. We always come up w/ some of the weirdest stuff. (we = Sadie, me, Naneka, Anna, and Steph L.) But Steph was playing volleyball all period so it was all of us but her. Again Julian was watching me durring PE ~ it felt kinda weird cause I was laughing and smiling and all; and the entire period and I could feel him watching me -shivers-. It was creepy. I almost met James today, but I cowered out at the last minute and ended up just walking ahead of him and going straight home. And -claps- yay! It was raining all day today too. Yup... lunch was madd fun. Me and Nikki were puddle-fighting until the dean yelled at us to stop. We were already soaked tho, so it didn't matter. Yes ~ I was soaked from my shoes up to my booty. So I had a wet butt almost all of my last 2 classes. Okay, anywho... I'm bored and my mind just went blank. I wonder if that's bad? I dunno ~ x.x I'll figure it out sooner or later. Quizzie!!!!!!!!!!!!



In your eyes, people see love... You're constantly
around people who love and adore you, or you're
the one spreading the love! You put passion
into everything you do and the results end up
great! You love to hang out with your friends,
go to the mall, and just have a good time in
general. Your sanctuary would just be being
able to be around other people. You would
rarely be found by yourself because you're a
very sociable person and enjoy all the company
you can get. However, despite the amound of
love you have to give to others, it can also be
your downfall. Sometimes you're just a tad over
protective over the things/people you love. But
hey! Who can blame you for marking your
territory? Your lover is extremely lucky to
have you because many others are probably
dieing to be with you, yet alone get a chance
to talk to you ^-^ Continue spreading the love
and be loved :)


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Yes, I am back. It's hilarious how much Taylor keeps saying he misses me and shit ~ and how he was "suprised" that I didn't try to bite him or anything today. Along with that, I'm not sure if I mentioned earlier, Nikki asked me out durring lunch. I said yes, but after we walked for a bit I had to say "Actually, no." Cause her and Mandy are really good friends and I don't want their friendship to end cause I know Mandy likes me too. But I told Nikki we can be friends w/ benefits and she can't get mad if I flirt w/ other ppl. Cause I do like her and all... but I just wanna be single. And I wanna be the baby's God-mother; as well as be with her when she gives birth. I'm happy for her, but at the same time I'm concerned. (paranoia that something might go wrong.) And I support her all the way.





Anywho... still shy ~> haven't talked to James at all. However I was really tempted to today after school... but I wasn't gonna ditch Jase just to talk to him. For once he was by himself; it was so perfect!!! But I couldn't. Kittie and Brian came over about two hours ago just to talk and hang out a bit. I stood out front and talked to them a bit then came back inside. Brian kinda creeps me out at times ~ just stuff that Kittie's said he says ~ but tonight I realized that he actually does look really good and he's really caring too. And I almost made out w/ Kittie (total hottness), but she stood up just after a kiss {she was sitting on my lap}. When I came back in I went onto a website that I visit every-so-often just to let out how I feel and talk to other ppl about what's going on. As well as helping out a couple of other ppl who were in the room. It was nice knowing that I didn't have to worry about anyone going out and spereading what I'm saying. Cause all of the stuff in there is confidential ~ they don't even know your real name unless you choose to tell them. Okay, well I'm gonna go. I have to do a shitload of homework on Romeo and Juliet that was actually do today. So yea.... goodnight!!! <3 Monkey!

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