I'm on an iMac... and the CD drive looks like its smiling at me....

Very disconcerting.....

.. It feels like the thing is going to start talking to me at any point now.

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Well I haven't updatied in a while, so why don't I update.

Not like I have anything of too much value to say and enlighten the masses, but I try.

So this guy was driving down the road and he sees the cloud of dust coming up behind him. That's the beginning of a joke, but I'm too lazy to finish it. It's really funny I wear, believe me.

I know how to make an AC to DC converter now. Yay!! Only one problem. There already exist so many AC to DC converters out there that this piece of essential knowledge does me little good. So I can make a converter, whoop-de-doo. Not there are already millions of little converters out there that probably perform a whole lot better than mine that we built in 5 minutes in lab. But still the idea is cool. Maybe I'll be able to use this knowledge I'm acquiring somehwere, maybe not. But in either case I hope I get paid for it. That would be nice.

What to do, what to do. I want to make money doing something that I like to do. Problem is that I'm not entirely sure what that thing I like to do really is, I mean I like to program but that can get old and there really aren't too many jobs out there where you just sit there and program which would be kind of cool I guess. The majority of jobs in the world actually require you to work with real people Heaven forbid and "talk " to said people in a professional way to get the job done. Problem is that most everyone I've had to be in a group with here at school is a moron, and I use that in the friendliest and most reassuring happy way possible. There are some exceptions, which I am grateful for, because they make this stay here at UVA that much more enjoyable. But for the other people they make me rethink my attachment to the human race as an intelligent cause. For once in my life I'd like to work with someone my own age who knew more than I did.

This calss project we have to do in Ethics is rally getting to me and the homework we have to do in Electronics really to. Because of all the people that keep coming up and asking me all these question about how to do the assignment and I really don't want to answer them. I mean what did they ever do for me and after I give them the asnwer they are just going to go away and write it down and screw up the curve which I just love to break or so ither people tell me. I don't have to give you answers if you don't help me back ok. I'm sick and tired of people saying. "umm how do you number 4?" And I'm like I'll tell you if you tell me how to do number 9? And they're like "...." and I'm like "exactly." You want me to give you the answer you can just hook yourself up as a capacitor and die.

Harsh words, but they must be said. Speaking of which I'm typing this now in the computer on an exceptionall loud keyboard and really very fast which is making a lot of noise and people are probably looking at me like I'm crazy but I really don't care. I mean these hunt and peck people as engineers really are qeird. I mean who goes into engineering and doesn't know how to type by touch and feel. The home row and all that jazz.

Speaking of jazz. I believe jazz and pizza are the only two English words which contain two Z's in a row. I'm not sure of this fact, but so far in my life they are the only two that fit the bill. Also vacuum is the only word to have two back to back W's, and bookkeeper is the only English word to have three back to back double letters. Two O's, followed by two K's, by two E's. Simply brilliant.

The guy next to me is talking about how stupid people should be shot. Haha. I found that funny seeing of what I'm typing here and he doesn't even know it. I mean I'm sitting right next to him and I could typing all this shit about him and he would never even know it unless he's lookinga t my screen but that would be eavesdropping, oops, that's what I'm doing. Oh well. He has a funny beard.

BAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ok, now that that's out of my system. Oh, that reminds me. When I was little I refused to believe that two "that"s could appear right after each other and be proper English. "I don't believe that that is correct." HERASY!! I would cry. Two that's can not be back to back where is the logic!

Let X be the chance I pick a white marble out of a bag of 15 red and 5 white marbles. Then you can define XXX. Damn I'm bored.

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Aries:
You will recieve a home beer-making kit as a gift but will be indecisive about choosing between making ale, porter, or lager. Put down the box, look into your soul, and ask "What would Jesus brew?"

Taurus:
You will recieve an assortment of chewing tobacco as a gift but will be indecisive about choosing between Copenhagen or Southern Pride. Put down the box, look into your sould, and ask, "What would Jesus chew?"

Gemini:
You will recieve a kitchen appliance capable of deliciously melting either chocolate or cheese, but will be indecisive about which to prepare first. Put down the matches, look into your soul, and ask, "What would Jesus fondue?"

Cancer:
You will recieve an investment banking kit as a gift but will be indecisive about choosing stocks. Put down the kit, look into your soul, and ask, "What would Jesus accrue?"

Leo:
You will start a line of Christian clothing outfitters but will be indecisive about what to call the brand. Put down the fall catalogue, look into your soul, and ask "What about 'Jesus Crew'?"

Virgo:
You will be transported back in time to the Last Supper. None of the disciples will give away the secret ingredients to the meal, however. But you MUST KNOW. Put down your spoon, look into your sould, and ask, "What would Jesus stew?"

Libra:
You will recieve a rather harsh noogie from a bully, but will be indecisive in telling your parents, a teacher, or God. Uncleanch your fists, look into your soul, and ask, "What could Jesus do?"

Scorpio:
You will be visited by a pair of Christian missionaries, but will be unable to recall the basic precepts of their religion. Stall for time, look into your soul, and ask, "What did Jesus do?"

Sagittarius:
You will meet three beautiful girls at a party this weekend and be indecisive about which one you should make out with. Put aside your morals, look into your soul, and ask, "Whom would Jesus sedu ... ce?"

Aquaricorn:
You will recieve a Crucifixtion Choose Your Own Adventure novel as a gift but will be indecisive about choosing between skipping to page 10, skipping to page 15, or skipping to page 26. Pick up the book, look into your soul, and ask, "What should Jesus do?"

Pisces:
You will find you have a choice between going to see The Whethermen show this friday in the Chem. Auditorium at 7 pm and doing something else. Put down your Solo cup, look into your soul, and realize that if Jesus were living today, he'd really enjoy improv comedy.


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I just overheard my roommate in the other room talking on his cell phone about his new iPod. Cool I thought, new iPod. Then later in the conversation he talks about his new suitcases, new duffle bag, new jacket, new shoes, and a few other things. He must be getting Christmas early I think to myself. No.. Guess what. Turns out he got all that for being on the football team.

My roomate Ben is on the football team here at UVA. A 2nd year freshman safety. He already gets free tutition, free housing, reduced price meal plans, advance course registration, and the luxury of taking less credit hours per semester. I guess that's not enough. He gets all this other stuff too. An iPod? Paid for by school funds. My tuition going to pay for every 90+ people on the football team getting an iPod. What the fuck?

UVA doesn't give me shit and here they go handing out $300+ gift baskets to *every* person on the football team for a "job well done."

The graduation rate here at UVA is 92%. The graduation rate of UVA football players is 75%. Did you know that on ESPN where they list players and player injuries. "Academics" is considered a player injury? They list "academics" as an injury alongside "broken arm" and "torn ACL."

I think college athletics is a great thing, its fun to watch. I go to their games. But they should have no special treatment, or incentives or anything. I'm tired of athletes getting the special attention because they are our beloved athletes. Let's face it, half of those that go to college to play sports aren't going to get an education, they're there to use it as a stepping stone to the professional leagues. Get out of college if you aren't there to get a diploma. Period.

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Look at this video!!!
I want this game! When it comes out I will be getting a DS, lol. I think the game is called Nintendogs. Not supossed to be out for a while. Isn't it just too cool?

Ok, now that that's over. What's been up man? How's your daughter?
Ok, I'll stop.

I've even got that underground shit you did with...
Ok, I'll really stop now.

Only a three days left, including this one. Then finals, and I'm off next Wednesday afternoon hopefully. Still need to get my economics exam settled, but I will do that by noon today. So buya!

I've been listening to a bunch of weird flash videos. Here are some of my favoriates, maybe you will enjoy them:

Playing Wok and Woll. This was just cool and funny at the same time.

Lol! I burst out laughing at this one. Odd but funny.

Omg! I don't know what made this sooo funny. But I couldn't stop laughing!

So stupid its funny.

And finally, the song that has been stuck in my head for the past 3 days!!

I guess that's it for now, maybe another one later, who knows.

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call..
Dammit, lol.

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