so i basically have been taking care of the house and the old lady which is the mom of mary but anyways because they were out of town and they have the giant goldfish in this little pond in the back and so i go to feed them today and i see a black and orange fish floating dead at the top i don't get to near because knowing me i would flip out which i later did but we aren't to that part so i had dance today so i forgot about them until like 8 tonight when i called richard to ask what to do he told be where the net was and one of the moms also the one that stayed at the house this weekend just in case was taking me home after dance and so we go back there me her and alex her daughter obviously and she has the net and we have the bags and she goes for the black fish first and she gets it out omg all of a sudden she screams and jumps thank god not dropping it and says shit its a dead chipmunk....ya i know you are thinking what the hell at this point but whatever so alex and me being the great helpers we are jump and scream at the top of lungs and run inside leaving leanna to do i felt bad but i couldn't do it thank god the orange fish was a fish my god i would have flipped even more than i did ya so they are now in the garbage cans outside i know bad grave but there is no way in hell i was digging a hole for them ya so can you tell that was like the most interesting thing that happened to me it got its own entry too bad we didn't tape it someone could make big bucks off of it for sure

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so i have seen like four dead bugs tonight so ya did you know for each person there is about 200 million insects.....ya me neither now i wish i lived in a bubble cuz that would save me from meeting my 200 million insects especially since they scare me and the first reaction to them whether the are dead or alive is to scream jump and run

i wish i was diglot that would be awesome it would def help with a lot of things and sorry guys i am not explaining that one cuz i just love the word DIGLOT

so beej and erik are rhinotillexomaniac try to say that word ten times fast well try just saying that word period and to think it is just a fancy word for picking your nose

i am social phobia, hemaphobia, erythrophobia, bogyphobia, merinthophobia, taphephobia, tocophobia, pnigophobia, vestiophobia (hehe that one is fear of clothes i would go naked no doubt), coulrophobia, agiophobia, koinoniphobia, demophobia, nyctophobia, decidophobia, dentophobia, the list is way to long and there is no way i would make it through it and not fall asleep....

so i def noticed i like to express myself out loud even though there might not be someone there to listen and supposedly so does everyone else does to because on average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day - although almost 80% of speaking is talking to yourself hehe interesting are you bored yet

well there is more to come so over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialised nations increased by 4 in so that means my kids unless i marry a very tall guy my kids have the hope of their kids kids and maybe even one more kids put there will be four inches taller than me thats not to much huh ya so i need a tall guy but that would mean a large baby and my god that would hurt down there

this is for the smaller busted girls out there hippocrates the father of medicine suggested that a woman could enlarge her bust line by singing loudly and often well i am telling you i am never gunna sing again and if it is it is going to be softly

so girls shed 70 hairs a day thats a lot of hair well and guys shed 40 guess i should mention the guys even though i am a little annoyed with a guy especially when he does finally call me it for a phone number and another guys at that maybe i should be worried actually to make it worse it was my little brother's phone number cuz he was going to help him out well what the hell shouldn't he want to help me with something gah guys can be stupid i need to stop getting my hopes up that the next one will be smarter cuz they won't maybe i should just forget guys my age and go for the older guys

why do you think when blink twice as much as men that doesn't make since why wouldn't it be the same? and did you know everyone has a unique tongue print? now thats one we don't hear often and it makes me excited hmmmm think about this my big eyes are the same size as they were when i was born think of how big they must have seemed then WOW.....

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so you may think you understand but "if you multiply that times infinity and take it to the depths of forever, you will perhaps get just a glimpse of what I am talking about." (from meet joe black an awesome movie)

i am off i will leave you with another meet joe black quote....
To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, you haven't lived a life at all. Stay open. Lightning could strike.

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