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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | back in black! Tuesday. 8.14.07 4:24 pm Actually I'm in blue, but whatever. If any of the people who left me such great and thoughtful advice on my last post ages and ages ago ever read this again, thanks so much! Y'all were absolutely right. I did end up doing just exactly what everyone kept telling me I should, and I did in fact end up dating "right guy." We broke it off at the end of last semester though. I guess you could say I have a short attention span. So I'm back at Mansfield for my very last fun-filled year of grad school. I'm the GA of the Greek building now. I just moved into a different apartment. Well, sort of. I moved like half my stuff here, and now I'm procrastinating until I can some help with the big stuff. My apartment is really weird. There's a couch in the bathroom. I have no idea what it's doing there, and I don't have anywhere else to put it, so I guess I'm just going to keep having a couch in my bathroom. Maybe someday I'll want to relax after a particularly exhausting shower and I'll appreciate it. In the meantime, it's odd. I also have 1.5 refrigerators. There's a regular one, and then there's this little mini-fridge thing that's permanently fixed in the counter. It's too bad I live on a dry college campus, or I would designate it the booze fridge. Alas. It's so boring here right now. I need some residents to pester me. Comment! (5) | Recommend! lame emo drama crap Monday. 10.2.06 9:58 am Comment! (6) | Recommend! (3) HAPPY IRRITATE AMANDA DAY!!!! Thursday. 2.23.06 11:19 pm Oh yes, it is once again the most glorious, wonderful, fantastic, sensational time of the year... IRRITATE AMANDA DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! And this year has been even more irritating than ever before. In fact, there are just so many gosh darn great irritating things to do that this year it's been extended to THREE WHOLE DAYS of JOYOUS AMANDA IRRITATION!!!!!!!  Click for more pictures Be sure to tune in tomorrow for the results of the Irritate Amanda Olympics! Comment! (2) | Recommend! anne is my homecoming queen Monday. 2.13.06 6:17 pm Hey, it's a whole new semester. My very last semester, as a matter of fact. And no, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing when I'm done. Feel free to let me know if you want to decide for me. (Really.) Last weekend was absolutely amazingly awesome. Search was the best thing ever. Anyone at Marywood who reads this who hasn't gone on Search yet, GO!!!!! It's the best thing you can do here!!!!!! Unfortunately I can't really say anything about it. It's a secret. You'll just have to go find out for yourself. Marywood's first annual homecoming dance was this weekend. That was fun, even though it would have been way better if Anne had won homecoming queen. I'm a failure as a campaign manager! Ohhh well. At least we got to look pretty and dance a lot. Comment! (0) | Recommend! *A Steeler Story* Friday. 1.27.06 8:58 am Peyton Manning died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special and walked up to his house. On his way to the porch, he noticed another house... It was a 3-story mansion with a gold and black sidewalk, A 50 foot flagpole with an enormous Steelers flag, And in every window, a terrible towel. Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not tryin to be ungrateful, but why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Peyton, thats not Ben's house, it's mine." Comment! (0) | Recommend! happy new year Friday. 1.13.06 11:00 am Can you believe it's 2006? Four years ago it sounded like, science fiction novel distant. Like when I was a freshman I felt like we'd have floating cars and automated kitchens by the time I graduated. At least now I sort of know what I might try to do. Maybe. Anyway, only two and a half days of break left and that sucks. Not that I don't want to go back to Marywood, but I would be a lot more excited about it if I didn't have to go to class and all that crap. It sounds like it could get boring eventually, but that's because you don't know my roommates. Comment! (0) | Recommend! |
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