mood: thoroughly amused!!!!
listening to: Bawkbawkbawk BAWWWK!!!

*chuckles* Now I've heard everything... the radio station I listen to has an awesome morning show. (CLICK HERE to visit their website) Well.. this morning.. they had the 3 Time National Cluck-Off Champion on. Well.. Dude sounds so much like a chicken.. that my dog Budweiser jumped straight up off the couch barking like a maniac... I've never thought of him as a graceful dog.. and it's probably a good thing.. cause his landing left MUCH to be desired.. Budzy went down like a ton of bricks... KABOOM!! Still barking... So he got up.. and ran over to the radio.. and i swear.. he was rtying to figure out how to get the chicken outta the radio... Y'all had to be there to appreciate HOW funny this was.. but it's worth a real good laugh to me. I don't really have much reason to laugh... but this was definitely worth it...

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Ok.... This day has gone from weird ...to completely insane... First off.. i was up till 2 last night enjoying the tranquility of having my mom's house all to myself.. but i forgot i had to go to work this morning.. and so.. i got 4 hours of sleep.. at work i had to deal with every single psychotic nutcase.. which sorta rubbed off on me... I feel absolutely PSYCHO.... THEN my ex comes in and tells me he wants to get the book so he can get my car fixed up and running for my trip to Alabama... He says he thinks it's a relatively cheap fix.. but i dunno.... Not twice.. but THREE times.. he referred to me as his girldfriend.. which kinda creeped me out a bit.... after that.. he proceeded to tell me that his new girlfriend.. (the barely legal single mother with herpes) really hates it when he hangs out with me... Ah HA!! Revenge is sweet.... I cultivated an evil plan... I'm going to call her up.. and tell her that Rusty and i have been fucking this whole time.. and that she better hope i don't come up with anything funky... Which i know i won't.. cause nothing really happened.... then i'm going to doctor up the ultrasound pictures of my daughter Aeryn... to convince her that i'm currently pregnant with my ex's baby.. and meanwhile.. I'll be on my way to Alabama.. to let them both fight it out... I'm betting they won't last long.... So after my plot hatching escapade i went out.. met my friend.. and then.. after a relaxing late afternoon at my friend Jeff's... i trip going up the stairs, break through the ancient porch railing and hit my head on the barbecue grill... so.. in summary.. I'm feeling crazy with a big knot on my head and a bad attitude... brought on by this massive headache... with a vengeance!! and.. to top it all off.. I'm being a freakin' optimist.. and you know what's wore than a pessimist?? You got it.. an optimist.. My life has taken on the feel of a Simpsons Halloween Special....

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