This was an e-mail sent to me by my mom. I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to share it with the Nutang community. ~~~> BTW, you're gonna need a calculator. Enjoy!

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
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>It takes less than a minute so work this out as you read Be sure you
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>This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
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>4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
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>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
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>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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>You should have a three digit number
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>The first digit of this was your original number
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>The next two numbers are
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>YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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>THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE
>IT LAST!!!

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Haha. I really don't have much of a life. I was just thinking about it. I get up in the morning, go to work, come home, play on my computer and watch TV. I might talk on the phone with a few people {if I even talk, I usually text}. And then I go to bed, get up the next morning and do the same thing. On occasion I'll go to the mall with a friend or a few friends, but its not too often. I'm gonna assume that my lack of owning a car has a big contribution on my boring life, but I'm hoping that by spring {maybe} that'll be different. I was hoping to have a car by now, but I don't. Oh well. I will eventually. And as long as I don't fuck up my credit {cuz right now its awesome} I should be able to get whatever car I want; within reason of course.

Anywho, I like having my days off to do nothing. Although there are some days when I just get so damn bored that if I have nothing to do, I pace. And that's when I really wish I had a car. But with the lack of money right now, I can't really buy anything. Just the essentials for living.

*Yawns*

Alright I'm off to bed. I must continue the cycle and go to bed so that my day can start all over again tomorrow.

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Studies show that eating dark chocolate is actually good for you. As long as you eat it in moderate amounts and don't drink milk with it.
~~ "Our findings indicate that milk may interfere with the absorption of antioxidants from chocolate..."
They also say that eating dark chocolate will help lower blood pressure and it carries antioxidants that help heal certain ailments.
~~ "Eating a small, 1.6 ounce bar of dark chocolate every day is [very] good for you".
The higher the cacao content in a dark chocolate bar, the better it is for you.

Now, I don't know about you, but since chocolate is my favorite food, and I absolutely love dark chocolate, this is VERY good news to me. Dark chocolate has now become my new favorite kind of chocolate. If I can eat chocolate and become more healthy, then I'm all for it. After finding this out, I went to the store, went down the candy isle and found where the different kinds of dark chocolate were. I started looking at the percentage of cacao found in the different bars until I found this one. Its new; its from Ghirardelli {which, by the way, is some of the best chocolate ever}. Its called Twilight Delight and it has 72% cacao in it. Since its dark chocolate, I must warn you. Although its very good, it is extremely rich. It gives you a serving size, like every other food/drink in existance, but even I can't eat a full serving. Its that rich. But for the small amount, its very satisfying.

These are the sites where I got the quotes from:
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/88/99702.htm
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/73/81921.htm

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Alright, since I've had a few complaints about people not being able to watch the videos I posted, I deleted the entries. I can always just go on the site to see them. I might add in some links to the videos that I find really funny, but I won't be putting the actual video in a blog anymore. I don't mind. Maybe I'll be able to find them on YouTube and that'll be easier to access for you guys. Anywho, that's about it for now.

However, I just found the marionette video on YouTube so lets try this:



And if you still can't see it then here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rIJJp6aMlA

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I have an addiction. I'm addicted to chocolate. I can't go without it. But my dumb ass forgot to buy more today. Since I don't have a car and its getting late, I'm not gonna be going out. This means that I have to go the whole day without chocolate. I'm starting to go through withdrawls. Ugh. I'm very awake right now since its the sugar in chocolate that makes me tired. I haven't had any since last night. Ahhh!!!

I need chocolate!!! There is no way I'm gonna be able to go through the whole day at work tomorrow without it so its a good thing that we sell some chocolate things. They're not very good, but its chocolate none-the-less.

I need chocolate.

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Alright, my last three entries consisted of videos, so I thought I'd take a break and give an actual entry. I've been surfing that site {Mojoflix.com} for the past few days and I felt it necessary to share the ones I thought were cool. There are a few more that I thought were pretty funny {or cute or good, etc} but I decided not to go too far overboard. I could find another few that are worth sharing though, so no guarentees that there won't be more posted.

Now that Halloween is over, I've taken down my little, candle-holding skeleton hand from my window. I've also changed out my tongue ring to just a normal metal one. I did have a black ball and a red ball on it {I didn't have orange so red was the closest I could get} to be sort of Halloween themed. But I'm gonna be keeping the metal one in until just after Thanksgiving. Then I'll be changing it to a green ball and a red ball for Christmas. I don't have a Christmas themed belly ring, like my Halloween themed one, but the red studded one I have in now should be just fine.

Anywho, I think I might call my friend and see if she wants to go to the movies this weekend. Although I'm pretty broke so I'm not too sure yet. I'm gonna be broke until after I get back from my vacation in January. I will allow myself to spend some money to go see the movie Happy Feet, but other than that, I will be pinching pennies to the best of my ability.

Ya know what one of the best things about pajamas are? You can wear whatever you want and they don't have to match! Right now I have a bright orange Halloween t-shirt on, a pair of Pink Panther capris and some blue and white toe socks. Which, by the way, are the most awesome things! I love toe socks. They're comfy when you're just hangin out around the house. But if you need to go out somewhere they're good to wear out too. But since I'm not expecting company tonight, there's no need to be dressed to go out. Hence the PJs.

Alrighty, I'm drawing a blank on what else to say. I'll be on sooner or later.

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