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Jackasses..erm....Friends
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.
Krispy Kreme!
Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica
Then the mario kid:
Mario
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
| Verlander....its cold dude Saturday. 2.14.04 12:07 am Well I went to ODU's first basbeball game of the season today....erm....yesterday now. Verlander just clobbered navy. 7-0. 96 mph fastball ain't too shabby. Anyways, I had the smart idea to go in shorts and short sleeves. Yeah, I know. What does not kill you, makes you stronger. But I got back to my room, and its like I could feel the cold that I absorbed being expelled from my body. It was kinda weird. Anyways.....Now I'm bored, so I am talking to Tyler about the next lan party. We hope its soon. Anyways,bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Thursday. 2.12.04 12:08 am New PC, Loaded to the gills with goodies: $3000 with monitor
10 rolls of duct tape: $7 at Home Depot
Duct taping yourself to a ceiling support in a basement LAN party to make room for other people: Priceless!
Anyways,bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Wednesday. 2.11.04 5:35 pm I've been having fun with some backgrounds and themes. I've got a metroid one, super mario, halo, a gamecube one, and an xbox one. I like the xbox. Here it is:
Yeah its pretty nice. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (0) | Recommend! Tuesday. 2.10.04 12:52 pm I am ready for another lan party. Wiping the floor with online opponents is just not the same as wiping the floor with people sitting right next to you. At least the next lan party will be free. Hope we play Unreal Tournament again. I've gotten pretty good at it over the years. Lots of in school practice I would say. Before the next lan party, I need to make my shirt that I have been wanting to make forever.
On the front: There will be like the ARGS logo and it will say "I went to ARGS for 4 years, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
On the back: The picture of the Unreal Tournament logo and it will say "Unreal, isn't it?"
I might also put my UT sn on there, me.
If you wanna check out some of the lan party I attended, go to the SEVALAN website. They have pictures and upcoming events. Its sevalan.com.
Well, just wanted to talk about that. And say that at the next lan party, chris won't be so lucky. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Time for Some Nutang Blogging Monday. 2.9.04 6:11 pm Well, after countless times of Jessica raving about the high and mighty Nutang, I have finally decided to start a blog here on Nutang. One can never have too many blogs(scottieneedsahug on xanga by the way). My other blog was pretty much a source of my songs and other stuff I just wanted to talk about. This one is gonna be about my daily life and will give people insights on how stupid some people can be. Have fun reading, and like I said before, If you don't like my blog...shove something up your ass and read it again. You'll have a different perspective when you have some object stuck up your ass. I'm just kidding you know. You know that right? Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (0) | Recommend! Monday. 2.9.04 5:04 pm this is a test....Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (2) | Recommend! |
