My dad left pictures of his old driver's license on the counter this morning. Much to my surprise, he had a fu manchu. For those of you who aren't aware, a fu manchu is a style of asian mustache popularized by the 1960s movie villian Fu Manchu.

I'd upload a photo, but it would be moderately awkward if he were to find me scanning a picture of his driver's license. "No dad, I'm not going to upload this on the internet!"

In other news...
My sister tried to try out for cheer. Thankfully, parents have to approve this kind of stuff first, and they dutifully told her "no." I feel somewhat bad for her, because it's every adolscent female's dream, but thing would've gotten really ugly. Let me first say that I cannot believe the expenses for one godamn uniform. $110 for a sweater? $30 for socks? $100 for a skirt? $120 for shoes? Are they wearing gold or something? The grand total came to a whopping $1200, and that's only for the uniform. I read through all the cheer codes and terms of membership; the thing is monsterous. I'm surprised nobody's suffered from stress-induced ulcers. I'm relieved that this cheer nightmare has passed, now there's only the dance squad to contend with. And they don't exactly have the best of reputations either.

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So my dog got this new bone today. Or at least I thought it was a bone. The label read "Cow pizzle." Sounds like something a gansta would say...shizzle my nizzle, pizzle! You can look it up if you like...or I could just paraphrase.

Cow dick

Basically Clarence is now chewing on this "pizzle", which has been entwined in the most gruesome of fashions, and also smells like hell. Blehhh

Maybe a lot of people know about this. Maybe I've just been out of the loop for a while. It's too bad that this stuff is actually good for dogs, since all the chewing helps destroy tartar buildup...because I'd rather just get rid of it lol.

In other news...
I think I had A.D.D. or something, because I cannot concentrate. Whenever a teacher is (especially in Math) trying to teach, I just space out. Completely. And by the time I return to reality, I've missed whatever important information he/she was trying to relay to the class. I have no idea how it happens...my brain will go off on a tangent and emerse the rest of my mind in its thinkings. Somehow I manage to maintain A's whilst these bouts of A.D.D. strike, but college will pretty much destroy me if I can't learn to maintain a little concentration.

I saw Spidey2 on FX last night, and they showed trailers for numero tres...AH. I'm so excited . I'm a little apprehensive about Topher Grace playing Venom...since Venom is supposed to be all buff-like, and Topher isn't exactly the most ripped of characters. Oh well. I'm confident it will be pwnage nonetheless. Speaking of Spidey, I think it's safe to throw a shoutout to TCM, whose new pixel person has been defending the island from crime. Complete with ultra-detailed costume and webs! Felons beware.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some video games that need my care. Good day.

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Finally, after three years of off-and-on Nutang activity I hath finally broken $10. My plans for a world takeover are nearer to completion now...all that is left to be done is earn double the funds so that Dave will be forced to pay me some bling.


Speaking of Borat, I'm definitely going to pick up the DVD--one of these days--and there will be a party. You're all invited, I just won't pay for your plane ticket. I'm not rich, remember?! Dave hasn't paid me my bling yet...Anyways, I heard the movie can get ridiculously grotesque in some moments...but I'm told that no spiders are involved so therefore it's safe.

Heh, sorry about that last entry. I was tired, but felt like updating. So instead of using my brain, I decided to go the sentiminetal route and copy down a bunch of questions out of a book. At the time I felt quite clever, but now I just want to punch myself. Kudos to Randy for answering them though...although some of her answers could raise a few eyebrows :P


This would be my dog. Lol don't mind the audio, I only make strange noises in his presence, I promise

Basically, not much else to say...except that I know the words to a rap song I will not name, for the sake of my dignity. Good day.

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░If you think life is hard, what are you comparing it to?
░If you don't have all the things you want, are you grateful for all the things you don't have that you didn't want?
░What would you attempt if you know you could not fail?
░How would you introduce yourself to God?
░Did you let yesterday use up too much of today?
░What is the one thing you think of that always makes you smile?
░Can you really be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you?
░Who are "they"?
░How do you want to be remembered?
░If you had five minutes to live, who would you call and why are you waiting?

-Ever Wonder

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