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Jackasses..erm....Friends
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.
Krispy Kreme!
Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica
Then the mario kid:
Mario
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
| Tuesday. 2.24.04 1:10 am Well, I've told many people before: Yoshi has a pimp mobile. Didn't know a Caravan was a pimp mobile? Well you do now. Look how good its workin already.
Just kiddin, Yoshi and Morgan are the coolest. Especially Morgan, oww oww! How come the tech girls I know don't look quite like that? Thats enough for tonight. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Monday. 2.23.04 4:49 pm Thursday. 2.19.04 3:21 pm my pics will be back soon i guess....stupid noono.... Comment! (0) | Recommend! Thursday. 2.19.04 9:09 am Well, I told you about the scooter ordeal. I figured I would show you what I meant. Well here goes one of the EGMer's jumping over a trash can:
Thats great and all, but here he goes trying it again:
Here is what someone put on their white board complaining, management then answered with their white board:
Isn't that sweet? Gotta love management. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (0) | Recommend! Meet the people of TechTV Wednesday. 2.18.04 12:26 am Well I decided every day, or whenever I feel like it, I will add some of the pictures taken by some people at TechTV while I was there. Courtesy of Leo Laporte of course. Anyways here is the first one and quite honestly one I happen to like very much...you'll see why...
You see? Jessie is the coolest. Not to mention very beautiful, and she knows stuff about technology. Seriously, she does. Anyways, she was one of the nicest people I have ever met. Can't wait till this summer's trip! Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (0) | Recommend! Screensavers and San Fran. Monday. 2.16.04 12:34 am I am totally bored and need something to do. So I am gonna talk about my trip to San Francisco during this past summer. I stayed at my buddy's house, Dan Hsu. Shoe, as many people call him, is the editor-in-chief of Electronics Gaming Monthly magazine. I was in San Francisco for the duration of a about two weeks or so. Most of my time was spent either at the EGM offices, eating, riding, and Tech TV. I met so many friggin people it wasn't funny. Let me tell you, EGM is one of those places where you always dreamed of working. Its so relaxed and fun and everything. Any kind of game, game nic nac, or caffeine you want was there. They just have fun, all day and everyday. Watched Sean jump over random consoles on a razor scooter. Let me just say that an XBOX caught the wrong end of a scooter jump and Sean ended up kissing an EGM welcome mat. Oh by the way, Segways aren't good on steps....
The restaurants around the area are killer. Everywhere we went was so damn good. It makes you go, wow.....Virginia food taste like crap. I kid you not. Anyways, back to the good stuff. We ended up visiting TechTV like everyday I was there. Just cause I wanted to go there everyday.. We played in a Thursday night LAN Party (Powered by NVIDIA!). ut2K3. We owned. Its also amazing the chemistry between all the people at TechTV. They are the biggest bunch of friends I have ever met. They go everywhere and do lots of stuff together. I mean granted Dan, Kevin, and Sarah actually live together(Kevin is such a lucky guy, Sarah is just wow). Everyone at TechTV is so awesome. Yes, even Adam and Martin. But the girls of Tech TV are some of the coolest women ever. They are real and they know about tech. Plus they are easy on the eyes(wink wink). I made sure I got a picture of them all together. Swisher, Morgan, Sarah, Jessica, and Cat. Now thats a group....
It so happened Jessica was wearing a shirt that says "I love geeks". Really now? I got a kiss on the cheek for effort. Hmm....maybe thats why I was at TechTV pretty often. To spend an entire trip on getting kissed by every girl at TechTV. Anyways, I need to see if Patrick or Dan has the pics of those events happening....We all went out one night to some place to eat. Very interesting table conversations. It was kinda weird for me, sitting at a table with all the people you watch on tv. Morgan is still hot, not as hot as she was when she was blonde, but still....I need to get those pics from those guys. Everybody constantly take pictures in that group.
Anyways, I might go into some more particulars sometime. But I don't feel like it right now. Anyways, bye jackass.
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