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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | there were three jovial welshmen Sunday. 11.09.03 1:51 am I am bored, and apparently Dave is constipated. ;) Seriously though, I'm home for the weekend and it's really boring. I was supposed to get the brakes on my car replaced so I could get it inspected, but my dad got the wrong size brakes by accident and also discovered a hole in the exhaust. No passing inspection for me. Hanging out with Michelle today was fun. It's a good thing she's so much cooler than my brother. Dave and I got them an anniversary gift consisting of Hershey kisses, a Marywood English department bookmark, two small plastic cups, a teabag, and of course an original poem by yours truly. Actually that was all me, but I put Dave's name in the card because he would totally have contributed if he was here. He was supposed to get the card but he forgot, which we decided was my fault because I didn't remind him. heheh. I was going to put in his socks that he left in my room, but they weren't washed in time. I'm so strange. And I need to reevaluate my definition of "really late." And I'm so glad this semester is almost over. It's getting horrible. Thanks to everyone's lit papers sucking (including mine), even my favorite thought-provoking class has turned into nothing but work. At this point I almost don't care about getting A's anymore. I was freaking out not three days ago, but I really just want to pass everything and move on. Of course I say that now, but come December I'll be spastic about my grades again. Whatever. I don't want to go back to school. Comment! (5) | Recommend! ah the satisfying crunch Wednesday. 11.05.03 8:26 pm of a new design thing. Yay for matching my website. I'm so uniform. tee hee. Comment! (2) | Recommend! i learned about sperm Thursday. 10.30.03 6:45 pm in anatomy today. I thought you would all like to know these this.
semen analysis many are lost on the way to the uterus, many make up the coagulum, and some are attacked by the immune system. many have an abnormally shaped head or lack an acrosome. some are hyperactivated, or move in a circular, non-directional motion and cannot reach the uterus. the first sperm to reach an egg will change its voltage upon entering, so that no other sperm may enter. Comment! (1) | Recommend! what is this?! Friday. 10.17.03 12:54 am I so can't believe they lost. Daamn! Comment! (2) | Recommend! see what i have to do Saturday, 08/09/03 - 8:08 pm for fun when you're not around?!?!
BEHOLD THE FLYING CHICKEN!!!! Actually it was Shawn and Michelle playing catch, but I still thought it was funny enough to take pictures. Comment! (7) | Recommend! nothing hits the spot Friday, 08/01/03 - 8:03 am at 8:00 on a Friday morning quite like a refreshing ice cold glass of Dave's cherry Coke. ;)
Hey, I'm in a really good mood today. (Wait, am I ever in a bad mood anymore?!) Not really looking forward to singing at that funeral, though. That might kill it, but with any luck (and I seem to have a lot of that lately) it'll be a temporary death. It's possible, you know. Just look at that Thrad guy. Comment! (0) | Recommend! |
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