The package that I got was boooooks! From Edward, yay.

And I got ANOTHER present from him in the mail today (this time, small enough to fit in the mailbox, so no worries about it being picked up and taken awayyyy).

It's a necklace. Made out of beads of amber. And in that amber? BUGS! It's awesommmme.

I wonder if I could make a dinosaur out of one of these beads...

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"A package came for you but I grabbed it on my way to work so its in my car. I shouldn't be to [sic] late tonight."

WHY EVEN SEND THAT?

Great. I received a package. But you took it. Had you not told me about it, I wouldn't be anticipating it. Have you not noticed that I try and go to bed before you get home so I don't have to interact with you because you talk too loud and it's mostly just complaining about asinine bullshit?

You don't pick up on things very well. No. You sure don't. (Which is really funny to me, because not long ago I listened to you complain about how much you hate people who are oblivious to everything. OH CRUEL IRONY.)

Now I want to know what it is. Because my whole family lives here and we'll be exchanging gifts in person. And I haven't ordered anything for myself (that I can think of; sometimes I buy shit online when I'm drunk, so maybe that happened).

Wow, yay, a present! A present I don't have access to. Not to mention, it makes NO SENSE that you'd take it with you. In all likelihood, it was left in front of our door. Or in the mailbox. Why couldn't you have just LEFT IT ALONE and then texted me, "HAI GURL YOU GOT A PREZZIEEEE IN DA MAIL!!! :D IT'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUUUUU!!!"

That would have been fantastic.

Hate you for life

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SO!

I just learned that The Decemberists AND Michael Cera's new band are playing a FREE SHOW at Bunk Bar tonight in PDX!

My sister and I are going to become stalkers and find Michael Cera and make him hang out with us.

Not really. We'll just watch him play bass and appreciate his awkwardness.

YAYAYAY!

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I was viciously verbally accosted last night in a Fred Meyer parking lot by two middle aged drunk women.

That is all.

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