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Tweedlee dee, tweedlee dum
There ain't no pigeon like an 8th street bum"
"What does that mean", a mean man moaned
Under his breath, and over his coat...
"How'd you compare what will fly with what can't float?"
"Well any doctor can have an answer for you"
A shy surname squealed while stepping in poo.
"Mr. TinTinkerman, I presume?,
well let us, this question, resume.
Why did you, so distastefully equate
A thing of fate to an old sailor's first mate?"
"Now I admit the words you have said,
quite confuse me till my cows turn read.
Indeed, they've never spoken as such
But when in your presence, their learnedness is at touch."
"Tis no problem my dear man,
many minds turn sour as a ceiling fan.
But as once already reminded,
There is an answer not decided.
And as you may integrate your knowledge
Your tangents however are nothing but garbage."
"Why do you insult me so?
For my stream of consciousness I can row!
'tis you who lack the ability
To grasp my grasp of language's frugality."
"How could such a statement be true?
You go on about how your cows do more than moo,
You stand there, in complacency
or rather in what is not number one nor three!
You gibble and babble
Your dreary rabble--"
"Halt! And hail, nay genuflect to thou
With your own words, there is no question now."
"No question of what, is what I ask,
I assumed this is no easy task."
"'twas in your language that I have spoke
the answer lays in Roanoke."
"What hath thou speaketh in my ear?
Your brilliance has trickled into a tear!
Roanoke, oh Roanoke, now it does make sense
For that was the name of both fowl and foul and hence
The two are more one, and together are three,
And you my dear man are as deep as A Sea."
"Indeed, leaving the answer to all
in the same respect, to Be as a wall"
"Oh! I am reconfused, but the answer must be postponed"
"There is no man who can stand the truth like a fox-leg's son,
Diddlee doo, diddlee done...

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There once was a Cat
of average girth and fat
but all you could say about it
is that it sat
sat, sat, sat

After 3 years of sitting
its clothes were still fitting
and the cat reasoned
there was no use for knitting

12 short years went by
full of short cakes and short pie
and, though its size never changed
the cat who sat began to lie
lie, lie, lie

The day turned to night
over 30,000 times--what a sight
but the cat never grew
despite all the elephant hide it would chew

Sitting, never knitting
stuffing down pie and elephant hide
that cat who sat and began to lie
never did die.
not once, not twice
not even it's lice
and you probably won't know why.


Yup.

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Hakuna Matata

Hakuna matata
In your daughta
I'm gunna slaughta
her motha
and dump ha
in high wat-a


Yeah. It's our motto.
It means no worries for the rest of your days.

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