aw gee pa...look at ya, gettin into all this high tech willy nilly. i do reckon that we movin to the 19th century. whoooooeeeee. that pumpernicklin bar from the otha night dun got me all woozy doozy. make sure them grizzles dont get to our 'nimals...otherwise we aint gonna be eatin no suppa fo a long time i say. might go back to that bank robbin gibberish that we was in back in the day. you besta get your rest in the nest so in the morning you can shoot them betsy hoggers..tryin to steal her milk. i do say...PEOPLE THESE DARN DIDDLY DAYS. -ma-

Comment! (1) | Recommend!

Well lookie here ma...i gots us a place to write some stuff...i reckon i dont kno too much of what i done...i think it's kinda purty...but fix it up as much as you like to make it much purtyest! it's gettin late and the grizzles are gonna be comin' out looking fo' food...so i bes' git out there with my gun and watch dear ol' betsy and the rest of our 'nimals.... look ma, das us from las' night....man i wan some mo'...i better go fetch me sum right dis minute...have a dang ol' good happy night and dont let thim critters get u. -pa-

Comment! (1) | Recommend!