Top 3 Stupid News Headlines of the Day
Wednesday. 2.15.06 3:17 pm
sorry i didn't post yesterdays i wasnt able to get on, but here you go
(1) Woman gets three years probation for digging a hole on public property, and a stern lecture on not helping her husband bury anymore murder victims.
(2) Teenagers break into house, feel so comfortable there that they order pizza.
(3) Teens who brought shotgun to settle "financial dispute" but shot their own car instead are arrested after police confirmed that none of them was the vice president.
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Top 3 Stupid News Headlines of the Day
Monday. 2.13.06 6:26 pm
(1) Hunter shot in arm when hunting buddy mistakes his elbow for a big, round, orange squirrel.
(2) Man asks the police dispatcher where to buy marijuana, then was going to pick it up at the police station.
(3)Sarah and Jim Brady waste a whole press release explaining that Dick Cheney is an idiot, so guns are bad.
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Monday. 2.13.06 4:04 pm
Top 3 Stupid News Headlines of the Day
Sunday. 2.12.06 5:36 pm
(1) Paris Hilton chosen by director to play Mother Teresa in upcoming movie.
(2) Imam in Yorkshire mosque where July 7 suicide bombers attended praises their "good works", saying it certainly made people notice Muslims.
(3) Ronald Reagan letter up for auction turns out to be fake, despite assurances from Dan Rather and Ken Starr.
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Sunday. 2.12.06 1:10 pm
Well Ive come to find out that my church that I go to is very boring. Does any one feel the same way. Not that I have anything against church, but if I had the choice to go or stay home I would stay home. Plus I HAVE to go. That is really stupid because its like their forcing religion on me. Oh well usually I don't pay attention any way. Its much funner to do other things.
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The Magical Ping Pong Game
Saturday. 2.11.06 5:30 pm
Wow I just got back from this place called the "Dipple" Its a place for recreation. Anyways Axl(Morpheus) and I were playing ping pong. We both suck severly lol. I hit the ball and it rolled up him and fell off on his shoulder. It was one of the oddest thing I ever saw. We were chasing the stupid ball all over the place because we cannot keep it on the table. It was great. Oh by the way me and Axl(Morpheus) are room mates. Well I thought that game should be told for some reason, there you go.
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