A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.?

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.�

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.�

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.�

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!�

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds�, and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,''Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.�

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A 65-year old man had just purchased a new Mustang convertible and was trying it out on a deserted highway. He accelerated to 75 mph, then brought it up to 80, then 90. He looked in his rear view mirror and saw the unmistakable lights of a highway patrol car. "Damn" he thought, and pushed his speed up to 110, then 120, before he thought, "What am I thinking, I'm really too old for this!" So he pulled over to the side and waited.

The officer, after going through the usual routine and asking if he knew his speed, asking for his license, etc. said,

"Sir, if you can give me a speeding excuse I've never heard before, I'll forego the ticket and let you off with a warning."

The man paused for a moment, and said, "20 years ago, my wife ran off with a highway patrol officer. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir." the officer replied.

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I will be adding some of my favorite things from my Live Journal blog, such as some of the jokes I post there. I am not really sure what things I should post here, any suggestions?

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Lunch should be good today, I am getting chicken parm and speghetti from this place called Allendales. Ovidio, who is one on the kids at work always goes there and it is by his house. He always gets really good food, so I do believe him. I can't wait for the food, becuase I am hungry and I know it will be good.

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Hello Everyone!!

My name is Deborah and I am 32 years old and I hail from Queens, NY.

You can also find me on livejournal, my username there is: devils_sidekick, feel free to also friend me there.

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