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this guy is a really great artist.
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night
You're Element is Night. You're a loner who is very
creative but never show your work to anyone.
You may smile a little but sadness or
loneliness surround you and other can feel it
when they're near you. You have a dark or
unusual beauty that makes you mysterious and
you probably have a lot of secrets that you've
never told anyone. You're beauty is intriging
and unorthidox but the real thing that makes
you special is your eyes. Something in them
makes them like "Diamonds in the
Rough".

What's Your Element(girls)? (PICTURES)
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Otaku
Die smashed on a SFI-FI/Anime/Comic convention

Choose your Dramatic Death (Now w/pics!!)
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heh heh... the one above this text makes me laugh... (im such an otaku...)


Which Naruto Character are You?
quiz by orangeday.net


From Four-Pronged Fork - The Straw Test~ You are Striped!

see below
Which Upper Level Ninja Are You? (Naruto)

brought to you by Quizilla w00t! my fav. character!
funny toy train story
Thursday. 7.15.04 4:30 pm
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her 5yo son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and heard her son saying "All you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're goin doen the tracks".

The horrified mother wen into and told her son "We dont use that language in this house. Now i want you to go to your room and stay there for 2HRS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but i really want you to use nice language and not swear."

2hrs later the son came out of his room and resumed playing with the train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those who are boarding, we ask you to stow all of your luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant trip"
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the 2hr delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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cheating
Friday. 6.18.04 10:00 pm
another funny joke from mangareaders

Before leaving the house this morning, a man left this letter for his wife:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to earn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old secretary. I'll be home before midnight and will see you then.
Your Husband

When the Husband arrived at the hotel, there was this faxed letter waiting for him:

Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will also be at the Grand Hotel --- with our 18-year old pool boy. Since you are an accountant, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
Your Wife

haha... cheaters...

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b00ya!
Monday. 6.14.04 12:13 am
its 9:14 PM here, and i just finished seeing the lakers vs. pistons game.

OH YEAH BABY, PISTONS WON!!!!!!!!

right now, my brother's practically DANCING with happiness, and our neighbor friends are...
not so happy.

my brother literally SHOUTED in his face(by "his" i mean the next door neighbor, who is the same age as my bro), and i was jumping.

i think me and my brother will rest easy tonight.
but i dont think the neighbor will.
*b00ya~*

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funny story
Thursday. 6.10.04 8:12 pm
i read this funny story today at mangareaders:

It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks -- usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and mission control. Before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmounaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people have questioned as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago, (Jul 05 Tampa Bay, Fl), while anwering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question. He finally responded.

It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died so Niel Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorksy. As Neil leaned down to pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.

"Oral sex! It's oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

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dizneyland 5ux0r
Saturday. 6.5.04 1:35 pm
today was my first time at disneyland. (yes, i know, sad.) imagine 10 hours there, just walking. my feet hurt just to think about it.

well anyways, i got at least 3 new tan lines, and an even worsened sock tan line. my feet are WHITE compared to my ankles...

well after the whole thing, and as our group was meeting outside, one lousy kid wouldnt come, so we had to wait about an hour and 30 min.

and this is the crazy part: he had a watch AND a cellphone.

some people said that maybe he had no sense of direction, or thought we were supposed to meet at 6:30 instead of 5:30.

but all our feelings were mutual:
we wanted to KILL him.

in the end, our bus group just went back, and one of the teachers stayed behind to look for the kid. and so, after a tiring day, and two showers (well technically), and a nice, restful sleep so rudely interrupted by my rude awakening at 7:00 because of my brother (EVIL, i tell ya.)i sit here, with my feet hurting just to think about this trip.

but seriously, why is everything at disneyland so dang expensive? a cheeseburger w/ fries and a drink is $9.03! you could buy about 5 french fries with that money at mcdonalds! and one of those soda bottles you get from a vending machine is 2.75! and i only had $14.

im just gonna stop ranting mow, im sore, my feet still hurt, and i think i got a small sunburn. (well you try being in the sun for 10 hours without sitting except for the 10 minutes when we ate)

and as i sit here, i have come to the conclusion that disneyland is NOT the happiest place on earth, but the most EXPENSIVE place.

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cracks me up
Tuesday. 4.27.04 12:55 am
Which Harry Potter Male is Stalking You? by Dooreatoe
Name/Username
Favorite Color
Your StalkerFred or George Weasley
Days he has been stalking you156
Where he is right nowDon't look in your closet...
How do you find out?He calls you repeatedly
How it all endsYou have many sexual encounters with him until Dumbledore catches you both in the Trophy Room
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!


this thing just cracks me up.

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