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Jackasses..erm....Friends
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.
Krispy Kreme!
Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica
Then the mario kid:
Mario
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
| Tuesday. 3.9.04 10:38 am I like food. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure I can't live without it. Never tried going without food. Maybe thats why the freshman 15 are taking effect. If you ever go to San Francisco, go to Henry's Hunan. Excellent food, some of the best there. Here's the menu, sorry for not showing you anything inside of it:
I spent a good amount of money in San Fran. Especially on food and crap. I now understand why I live here, its cheaper. I also understand why people are mad that San Francisco won't allow Segways on the sidewalks. Gas prices are crazy out there. We are complaining about the gas around here getting to be $1.60 something. Well, add a dollar to that on an ok day in California and thats what they pay.
That was taken a little outside of San Francisco, going towards Mr. Laporte's home. You know something else thats weird? Leo lives in a fairly small town with farms and mess, yet he has broadband internet. Chris Palmer lives in a sorta new housing development place with a good number of people and they still don't have it there. It figures, thats California and this is Virginia. I'm bored. I'll prolly call somebody to go do somethin this week. Prolly run to Petersburg to ARGS, go see Cabanos's tennis team. Take those episodes of thebroken so Chris can see them.(Since I still have broadband at home, haha)
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (2) | Recommend! I want to work with these people? Sunday. 3.7.04 12:13 am Well, EGM has some very interesting people. Especially this one guy only referred to as Seanbaby. Its kinda weird, I think his paycheck actually reads "Seanbaby". He's the one with the funked up hair below:
Obviously Seanbaby is on the left, Jennifer Tsao is in the middle, and Shane Bettenhausen on the right.
Fun people nevertheless. A very fun group to game with, when we get the chance and can stop from writing articles and scootering down the halls to piss people off.(See a previous entry). Seanbaby pretty much gets to rate the crappiest games in his column known as "The Rest of the Crap". Jennifer and Shane get to have a bit more fun. Jennifer is the Managing Editor, which gets slack sometimes until time to pull everyones articles together. Shane is the Reviews Editor and that is so simple. Just thought I would post somethin, I was bored and this is a boring post. Sorta makes sense.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Spring Break is Lurking..... Thursday. 3.4.04 1:15 am Well my spring break is starting friday, so that will be pretty nice. I know you might ask me do I feel special and do I want a cookie. I've already got that taken care of:
He didn't have to take a bite out of it...Those cookies were good too. Leo's wife made them from scratch. She didn't whip out the roll of pillsbury from the fridge...Noono is one very unreliable site. I had to post this pic on my oduweb thing, so now it has the stupid partyincollege watermark on it. Oh well, I'll get over it.
Just had fun making my thumb drive a keylogger. Now I can go anywhere, plug it in, and see what people are doing and their passwords. Isn't that lovely? They make all the neat gadgets intended for one thing then hacker-like people turn them into something totally different. Examples being the Ipod as a storage device, thumb drive keloggers, and turning an Xbox into a media center. With what I know about hacking right now, I think I could successfully attain the passwords of everyone in my dorm with nobody knowing. Which reminds me, I need to see if Kevin has sent my thebroken shirt to me yet. I also need to ask him if he's heard anything about the Women of TechTV Playboy's due date or if they are even going to do it. I should go to bed, gotta pack up all this crap tomorrow to go home.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (2) | Recommend! Ladies of TechTV? Playboy? Wednesday. 3.3.04 12:53 am Yeah thats right. Some of the ladies of TechTV were in a poll on playboy.com. Cat Schwartz, Laura Swisher, Sarah Lane, Melanie Kim, and Morgan Webb. Morgan ended up winning the poll. I've been told that they all received an invitation to pose for the magazine. I will have one. Hahaha. No Jessie though, a little disappointing. I'm really wondering if Kev will let Sarah do it. Well its gonna be interesting no matter what. Here is the link if ya wanna check it out:
http://www.playboy.com/features/features/techtv/
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (0) | Recommend! Hello Again, My Hacker Beotches.... . Saturday. 2.28.04 3:06 am Well, I visited thebroken today to get the episodes that they've made so far. So I was watching them, and suddenly they introduce this guy named Ramzi. Ramzi is this Middle Eastern dude who still has the accent and screws a little english up sometimes. Well his part of the show is called Hacking with Ramzi. Its the funniest thing, everytime he starts out by sayin, "Hello again, my hacker beotches." I find it funny. Kevin also showed how to get free pizza, which was very ingenious. They couldn't say the name of the pizza place, so everytime they said something remotely dealing with the pizza place, it was bleeped. What kind of pizza would you like sir? I'd like half with ham and pineapple, the other half (bleep). Thank you for calling (bleep), how can I help you? Anyways, its passed 3 am. I'm not tired.
Make sure to watch Kevin and Dan at www.thebroken.org.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Sarah is.....all by herself.... Friday. 2.27.04 8:37 am Poor Sarah Lane. Jessica left her for tech live. She's now the only girl on The Screensavers now. So this one is a farewell to Jessie C. She is gone, one set over to Tech Live. No longer will she be seen in the nook, where you could see those nice legs of hers......drool....oh sorry.
Farewell Jessie. See you after The Screensavers. Comment! (0) | Recommend! |
