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Jackasses..erm....Friends
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.
Krispy Kreme!
Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica
Then the mario kid:
Mario
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
| Thursday. 3.25.04 11:11 pm Sadly, I was informed by Kevin Rose that Leo will no longer be a host The Screensavers. He will still be doing some segments and interviews. Starting April 5th, Kevin will be the new co-host of the show.
I know I will miss the sometimes zany humor he brought to the table. It was only a matter of time for Leo to give something up. He took the reigns of Call For Help on again after Pirillo left( miss him too ). Of course he hosted The Screensavers, and had a radio show on Saturdays and Sundays. 7 days a week that guy put long hours of work into. Its time for him to get home to his family a bit more.
Well, its boring as crap right now. Guess I'll delve into this stack of games I got tuesday. New shipment. You wouldn't believe what kind of crap reviewers have to play. Sometimes you're like "Whoa, this weeks games look great" and "I've been looking forward to this for awhile!". Sometimes "What the hell is this crap?". Its kinda in between this week.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Ever Seen Adam Sessler Drunk? Here Ya Go..... Tuesday. 3.23.04 12:40 am Adam was either drunk or really surprised by the camera. Either way, he looks totally out of it.
Well it was just another ordinary day today, except class. I was making a mad rush to get a paper done by 3 today to turn in. I am a procrastinator, I do my best work during crunch time. Ask any of my friends, they know. I got it done of course, cause thats how I roll.
I hold in my hand an all powerful piece of identification to a whole world of gaming. An EGM Electronics Entertainment Expo Full Pass. Not only will I be able to see everything at the show, I can go in early with all the other gaming mags's. Not to mention when all the other people get in, I can cut lines. Woohoo!!! I am l33t. Oh wait, thats something else.
Which reminds me, hacking is fun. Tired, bored, whatever I am. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Monday. 3.22.04 12:46 am Behold the sign of the Dark Tipper!
Ok, thats out of the way. Today just been a day, just an ordinary day. The ever so popular boredom came for a visit for a few hours. I feel very sore. I guess after a couple months of not testing my physical durability like while playing sports has something to do with it. I played tennis for 4 hours both Friday and Saturday. I've still got my serve and a nice slice goin for me. But I yearn for baseball. Baseball is by far my favorite sport (excluding dodgeball).
Speaking of dodgeball, its time to remember some highlights of my 10th grade PE class during my senior year of high school. I swear I would try to heave the ball with all my might to pound these sophomores. When the ball would hit the wall, you could hear a sickening thud and makes the other team go holy crap. Dodgeball was my game to dominate in gym. That and badminton.
Not feeling that great right now. I'm tired from all this laziness I've been doin. Oh yeah and the full day of procrastination I just put in. Ok. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (2) | Recommend! Kitty Cat Capers.....Miau!!!!!!!! Sunday. 3.21.04 2:36 am Well, some of you may know that Cat Schwartz did an interview with Howard Stern on his talk show. Yes the Cat we all know and love told about some of her love life and what not. Actually being with a woman!
I'll still look at Cat the same way as always. She said it best, females are alot sexier than males. I tend to believe that. Anyways, I can't wait to see her and the rest of the gang this summer in San Francisco. What a great place.
Well, I was invited to go to Christina's dorm room to get plastered tonight. I naturally declined. I see no reason to go get drunk. People drink to relieve their problems and their stress. Not me. Think about it logically. Say you drink because you have problems. Which is better : waking up the next day to face your problem or waking up the next day after drinking with a hangover and deal with your problem. Either way, you still have to deal with your problem. I'd rather go in with a clear head and able to walk straight. Some people are simply ridiculous.
Now that I've said that, moving on to better and brighter things. The month of May is gonna be one of the best months of my life ever. Let me break it down. I get out of college for the summer like May 8th or somethin. I get to go to the Electronics Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles May 12th-14th. I jet back across country to get to Sevalan's ARGS LAN Party on the 15th. Which reminds me, I need to locate some Bawls. I've located my two, but I mean the drinks. Of course I will start working again, but it will be fun either working at summer camp or the school board office.
Well I'm tired. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Does anyone have Foo in a can? Thursday. 3.18.04 11:40 pm Yes you read it right. Foo in a can. Well, outside of a can.
Now he's in the can.
Well that was fun. I've been playin some games lately. FF XI, Ninja Gaiden, MVP Baseball 2004, the new Harvest Moon, and Pokemon Colosseum. All good stuff. Especialy Ninja Gaiden, nobody saw it coming. After Shinobi came out last year, it was only a matter of time for them to recreate Ninja Gaiden. Awesome game. Let's see, what else is going on. School of course. I despise Art History, the guy is so boring. I still haven't bought the book for that class, but I am passing fairly well. So I'm not going to buy it.
Went to do return housing this morning. Hiked the full distance of campus to get there. They couldn't have made it any farther than it was. Fall semester is apartment time baby. I'll be in Powhatan I, Apartment G8. Change of scenery, it's a good thing. Plus I'll be right beside the tennis courts and physical fitness facility. Not too mention Powhatan field for some more baseball action. Maybe I wil finally get my ass into shape again, working out and cooking my own meals. Take charge of my diet. Plus the temptation of Dunkin Donuts next door won't be a problem anymore.
Anyways, bye jackass.
Comment! (1) | Recommend! Papa's got a brand new......shirt? Tuesday. 3.16.04 12:12 am Yeah, I finally got my shirt from Kevin. Thanks again bro. I asked him like forever and a day ago. But anyways, I have it now. This is it right here:
I like it. It's a shirt. It serves its purpose pretty well. There are some other shirts I want to get. They are at www.jinxhackwear.com. I especially want to get a few of them before the next LAN Party, not powered by NVIDIA.
I didn't blog much in this past week. Not too much happened. I filled applications out for a job this summer. That was a blast....Plus I was at home, and when I'm home I am not on the computer as much. Now I'm back at this place called ODU, just hangin around, shootin the breeze. Well, I don't feel like blogging any more right now.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! |
