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Jackasses..erm....Friends
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.
Krispy Kreme!
Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica
Then the mario kid:
Mario
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
| Thursday. 4.15.04 12:21 am Talked to the D-Tip today. Got some info for my hacking paper and asked if I could use him as a source. Got the go ahead and he gave me some good info.

Yeah, I called at about lunch time.
Pretty easy day today. Just one class at 3. Nothin much to that. Came back here and relaxed the day away. Very nice. Hung around with Mandy and Claire. That was very nice, might I add. Well I'm gonna cut this one short because Mandy will be here any second with Claire. We're gonna lay around some more and play some games and stuff. Roomie is out for the night, kinda strange. Wow, who knew a Wednesday night into Thursday morning would be so fun. I'm out yo.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (2) | Recommend! Wednesday. 4.14.04 1:02 am Well only one person guessed. I guess that was to be expected with a small amount of friends here on Nutang. Oh well. For everyone's information, she is the one on the right. Yeah, I know. You find yourself asking "How in the hell did scottie boy end up with her?". I'm a lucky guy, I realize that. Thank god for humor and something else that I might not mention at this time....haha.
Speaking of which, Amanda (or Mandy ) is now on Nutang! You should add her, she really nice. Not to mention beautiful, smart, funny, and a great person. I'm crazy for that girl. Now be her friend! You can either get it from my friends list or type in OduMandy in the user search at the bottom. You'll like her. I promise. If you don't, you can punch me. I'm not saying that I wouldn't hit you back, but anyways.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Monday. 4.12.04 11:25 pm This is a simple little quiz for the people who read my blog. Thing is, Twyla cannot answer until some other people do. Well here it goes:
Which one is my girlfriend? Come on, guess away!
I'll let you know which it is. Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (5) | Recommend! Scott: Newfound Hacker,Video Creator, and Loveable Sunday. 4.11.04 11:43 pm I have no idea what the hell that title is supposed to mean. Oh wait, maybe I do. Newfound hacker. Well, I would never claim to be a hacker. I just know about some things that are a little sketchy, a little shady. Couple of weekends ago, there was some idiot trying to screw with people over the network here in the dorm. Amateur stuff, but enough to annoy the hell out of people. In the name of all that is fair, reasonable, and decent: I attacked the living hell out of that slapnut's computer with a brute force attack. To protect all the people in the dorm from this person of course. That was fun. I could go into details, but I feel it is not the time nor place to do so. Can't be giving out too much info, even though I was acting sorta like a "weekend network administrator".

I want one.
I just finished up a little project using pictures from Sevalan and music from NOFX. Kinda like a dedication to the LAN party at ARGS last December, Sevalan 4.0. The link in the top module on my blog, if you haven't seen it already. A few people have seen it already and said they liked it. Maybe they'll show it as an "opening ceremony" or something at Sevalan 4.5. That would be righteous.
Well, I've gone through the Newfound Hacker and Video Creator sections. Guess that leaves the Loveable one. Umm.....yeah. I'm loveable....haha.
Anyways, bye jackass.
Comment! (0) | Recommend! With Regards to Rawr..... Saturday. 4.10.04 1:29 am Yes, Natasha is hot. There, I said it. That whole incident made shaking sort of a good thing. Had a great day after that presentation. I'm not writing a full entry tonight. I'm bored, but tired and still need to fold these clothes. Sleep is good too.
70 days til camp. Yay.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! Thursday. 4.8.04 2:09 am Ever since I got to college, there always seems to be a lot of downtime. Time when you have to find something to occupy the time. But sometimes you just run out of options and you're forced to just be fuckin bored. That has happened a lot here lately. Well, at least this semester is almost over.Then it'll be time for the Summer of Scott.
I went ahead and accepted Camp Horizons job offer. So.....umm.....yay.
Some people need to be shot. They better thank whatever deity they worship, I guess the greek goddess of "Omygawd" and the god "Duh", because they should have been shot by now. These people behind me in Art History (yes, art history..ugh), have to be some of the most annoying, stupid people on the face of this planet. They come in and sit right behind me, like they deliberately wanna piss me off. The class is right after lunch, and for some reason these 2 girls decide that eating in class is a fairly decent idea. So there is the chomping of chips and what not for about 20 minutes. Then one of them has the bright idea that "Well, my drink cup is empty. I think I will eat the ice in the loudest possible way I can think of." People 6-7 rows up in this very small auditorium like setting can hear the grinding of ice and teeth clearly. I know, because they turn their heads and look back.
As if this were not enough, they talk the entire time. They're attempt at whispering is the worst I have ever heard. Its like a normal speaking voice. You could listen to their whole whispered story. "Dave did so and so, then she went off with Ben. I was on the phone with Dave for about an hour last night, he was so pissed." Blah blah blah. I don't know who Dave is, but if he is so stupid to be associated and talk with those stupid ass, shit for brains, slapnut sum bitches, he really really deserves it. So they take up the entire class period chewing, chomping, slurping, and engaging in meaningless talk that certainly could wait until after class is over. Boy I wish I had a gun with a scope on it. Whew.
Well, my group in Technical Writing had to do a little presentation Monday. It was my first college "public speaking" presentation. I had my notes in order, I was prepared, and not nervous. But when it came time for me to do my part of the presentation, I stepped to the front and started out. I mean I wasn't nervous. For some odd reason though, I was shaking. I mean a full shake. It was like a surprise anxiety attack waiting for the perfect time to happen. I got through the thing, but I just shook the whole time, thats never happened to me before. It was kinda embarrassing. My group of people were very nice though. Natasha was in my group. She lives in the same dorm as I do. So we were walking back and I apologized to her and Alex. Alex headed of his way, leaving Natasha and I. She gave me hug, and said that it was alright. That helped, I felt better. If you could see Natasha, you would know why.....rawr....haha.
We hung out for awhile today. Everybody was bored. So we decided that if we were gonna be bored, lets all be bored together. Especially with the cable being out, but its back on again. So it was Natasha, Mandy, Tim, Shannon, Alex, and I. Has anyone ever seen 3 on 3 tennis? Well that was some wild crap. Fun though. We ate dinner at the "Rogers Cafe" or like my roommate calls it "the crapateria". The food isn't that bad. You've got lots of choices. From there, Tim and Shannon left our company to.....umm....bown chicka wann wann...j/k. They just left to go somewhere. The rest of us retreated back to my room. Played some cards, betting with certain things. Then we watched some TV and movies. It was a nice day today outside too. Did a lot of stuff today. Didn't seem like a Wednesday here on campus, very laid back day.
Only 72 days til camp. Hooray. Ok, time for sleep. I don't feel like kicking the sandman in the sac, and staying up late insomniac.
Anyways, bye jackass. Comment! (1) | Recommend! |