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Amy 
Age: 24
The Nomads' Familiar Quotations
"Like today when I said we can have our lunch on the rocks instead of we can have our rocks on the lunch." -Amanda Amy: "Maybe they were in love." Melissa: "They're both males!" Amy: "So your fish are gay." "He called and I was thinking, pizza... pizza..." -Anne Amy: "You're going to find God this weekend." Patti: "Where?" Amy: "Search." Amanda: "You weren't supposed to tell her like that!" Amy: "I thought I'd just get it over with." "Amanda, do you question my ability to be really irritating?" -Patti "And it just makes sense, 'cause he has a slingshot." -Patti "What is with the smelling? I hate the smelling!" -Diane "They have me working courtesy. Do you know what you have to do at courtesy? Be nice to stupid people!" -Patti "Ohhh, to be young again." -Amanda "It doesn't matter what the real world is like because that's not where she lives." -Amy Patti: "So if I go to the ghetto and ask for a cheese burger, will I get inappropriate substances?" Amanda: "Hopefully." "The college bowl... the college bowl... what am I saying? The sugar bowl... the orange bowl!" -Amanda "Borth!" -Amanda "Look, they're shaving the parking lot." -Amanda "If you always assume people are dying, you'll live a lad lad... what?" -Amanda "Any time I want to twitch I should put on my cold hair and my t-shirt." -Amanda "Ooo, look at me, I'm a duck!" -Patti "You know your life is too complicated when there's a dead plant in your dorm room for over a week." -Amanda "I couldn't watch my soap operas because the war was on!" -Anne "We could go shopping at Viewmont, that's sort of like New York." -Amanda "I did come down here just to talk about naked people." -Amanda "Come visit me in the hall of doom. Oops, I mean dining." -Patti "Damn all you second hand smokers!" -Patti "I'm going to Hell. Oh wait, I mean jail." -Patti "No, I seriously have a pain in my ass." -Melissa "Don't you hate it when you vacuum your hair, and then you realize after... did I say vacuum?" -Amanda "I just hit your boob!" -Diane "It's not like there's a degayifier gun." -Patti "I can't believe I told her that her roommate is a lesbian but she's not!" -Amanda "He drove two hours and you played Uno?!?" -Patti "Okay, big wang, it's worth half a point." -Melissa | pete!!!! Thursday. 01.27.05 9:28 am Just to make sure there isn't any confusion, I should clarify that Amanda's weatherboard is not really driving me insane. I like Pete a lot. I will miss him when he is gone. Comment! (0) | Recommend! waahh Tuesday. 01.25.05 10:05 am I keep waking up with headaches lately, and then they won't go away all day. Owww.  Last night I would have absolutely died if classes hadn't been cancelled after 5:30. Thank you, snow! Three hours of sociology with a headache just does not sound like fun at all.
I think it's Amanda's fault. Her weatherboard is driving me insane. It's also driving her insane. She's been singing songs about everything all week. Ironing, ironing... Nothing to say today. I'm kind of out of it. Maybe I'll feel like saying something later. Have a good day. @ Comment! (2) | Recommend! kidnapping!!! Saturday. 01.22.05 6:05 pm So you know the creepy sign Amanda put up? "It's coming... prepare." Yeah, well, it came. And I was not prepared. 
Yesterday at around 4:30, Patti and I were kidnapped by our very own fellow Nomads. They gave us little missions and had us running around Scranton to find stuff. When we got back, Amanda announced that we had five minutes to pack, then we got shoved into cars and somehow an hour later we ended up at a Super 8 motel in the Poconos. Oh my gosh, this place. So there's the hotel, and around the back, in some obscure dark corner, there's the creepy horror movie trailer on cinder blocks. That's where we stayed. We had two adjoining rooms, one with fully functional heat and the other without. The one without had tiny icebergs in the toilet. The toilet that wouldn't flush, because the pipes were frozen. We called the front desk to see what they could do about that, and the guy (who couldn't speak English) just kept telling us to "hold the liver." Finally we figured out that if we used our ice bucket to dump water down really fast, we could flush it that way. It was so easily the most ghetto motel I have ever seen. It was awesome. Only with the Nomads could I have a freakin' blast in the Poconos' sketchiest motel! Anyway, we watched Ice Age, had a dance party, and Diane won Elimidate, and we went to bed. They woke us up at 7:30 this morning and everybody had on like 4 layers of clothes so we took the hint and dressed very, very warmly, and got thrown in the car again. Another half hour or so later we found ourselves at the Jack Frost/Big Boulder ski resort. They took Patti and me snow tubing for a welcome back to America party! How crazy/great is that? I've always wanted to go snow tubing. It was soooo cold but we had a great time. Anyone from anywhere in the northeast knows that today is crazy snowstorm day. Driving home in that was certainly interesting. Anne's car almost fishtailed into an oncoming car, but thanks to her expert driving skills, we got out of that one. The roads are all kinds of bad. It's like they haven't even tried to clean it up. I guess it would be kind of pointless; it's coming down awfully fast. But even 81 was bad! Ohh well, we got back very slowly but safely from our extremely weird adventure.
In other news, I feel like such a jerk! I hate making people feel bad. If I made you feel bad today, I'm very sorry. That means you, Mike! Comment! (2) | Recommend! it's coming... Thursday. 01.20.05 8:53 pm ...prepare.
For what? I don't know. Amanda won't freakin' tell me. It's taped to my desk, though. She's getting weirder by the day. I blame myself. It's a noble sort of blame. I got tied to a chair tonight. I also watched The O.C. I thought I hated that show, but Maureen got me hooked with Christmukkah. Now I have to know what happens. Darn it. I'm getting used to this dreadful country again, finally. Sort of. I haven't been bowing nearly as frequently lately. And I've pretty much stopped saying "ohayo" and "domo" and "sumimasen" all the time. "Honto" is still a problem. I exclaim that a lot. A few times I've started to write my name in katakana, but not often. I keep walking in front of cars. In Tokyo cars always stop for pedestrians and I forget that they don't here. Surely this will be the end of me. Dr. Foley made the mistake in Ethics class of asking if anyone had experience with cultural relativism, which got me blabbering on about Tokyo, and we ended up having a lengthy and intense discussion about child pornography and rape porn. That had to be one of the weirdest class discussions ever. We're supposed to get like a foot of snow this weekend. My poor roommates. They're going to be snowed in with me. I would hate to be snowed in with me if I weren't already me. Aww, this sucks. I'm in the stew pot. Amanda just started playing duck duck goose and I lost to the darn albino deer. How the heck does that happen?!
Patti: "What have you been sniffing?"
Oh gosh, she's tying me to the chair again. Crap. Comment! (2) | Recommend! this is not good Wednesday. 01.19.05 1:57 pm I'm having a bad day. I never have a bad day!! I'm very tired of people getting into other people's business. Particularly mine.  I was hoping they would cancel evening classes because of the snow. That would have made it a little better. But no, I still have linguistics and news writing. Bummer. I did finally get to talk to Ashly, though. She's so nice. I felt so bad about how complicated that whole thing got, I'm really glad it's all worked out. Zach and I are officially "just friends." That's probably better anyway. Comment! (4) | Recommend! nik likes to gag girls Tuesday. 01.18.05 12:14 pm Have I mentioned yet that my apartment is awesome? Because it really is. My roommates are so nice, except for Amanda and Patti, they suck. Just kidding! Living with the Nomads is a blast, and the rest of them are just a few doors down. Maureen has themes that she changes like once a month and it's so cute. Right now it's a "winter wonderland" theme. Everything is blue and silver and there are a lot of snowmen. I love it! We have traditions, like watching Elimidate every night and hiding the albino deer. It's a great time. Comment! (2) | Recommend! |
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