Thursday. 4.20.06 9:59 am
1. Have you ever been searched by cops?:
yes
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?:
no... but only cause i have never and will never get on one!!
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?:
last winter
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?:
alone
5. Do you believe in ghosts?:
sure do
6. Do you consider yourself creative?:
yes
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?:
yes... the stupid prick
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?:
Angelina Jolie... definitely
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
next to nothing..but what i do know is FACT>..polititians are crooked!
10. Do you know how to play poker?:
yep
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?:
yeah and then some (I'm a former methamphetamine user.. you do the math....)
12. What's your favorite commercial?:
Kung Fu Lassie and the Gilette commercial where Dale Jr shaves an 8 in the back of ryan newman's head
13. Who was your first love?:
I honestly don't remember
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around:
Pull over and smoke a big fattie!!!
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?:
If i answer this question... i would have to kill you... i mean...no
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?:
hmmmm.... neither...
17. Have you ever been ice skating?:
yeah.. and i damn near killed myself
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
lots of times
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?:
uhhhhhh
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles:
no... i don't like them
21. What's the one thing on your mind?
Bruce moving in....
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?:
Yes
23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?:
gesundheit...
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?:
Yes
25. What talent do you wish you had?:
the ability to charm men right out of their wallets
26. Do you like Sushi?:
about as much as i like the smell of dead skunk
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
yep...been in one that was pretty horrific too!
28. What do you wear to bed?
tshirt/sweats
29. Have you ever been caught stealing?:
yeah :(
30. Does size matter?:
depends on what you're talking about
31. Do you truly hate anyone?:
Lance Zorn... the father of my child
32. Rock or Rap?:
Rock...
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?:
hell...i dunno...
34. Do you know anyone in jail?:
lots of people unfortunately...
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?:
i only sing int eh shower....
37. What food do you find disgusting?:
umm. sushi.
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?:
WTF?!?!
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?:
NO..i do it to their faces
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?:
yes. and she turned out to be really sweet... even if she DOES think she's a cat.
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?:
Not in the face... but i did get hit in the back of the head by some chickenshit mother fucker that thought he would wait till i turned around to hit me.... (I beat his ass afterward and i haven't seen him since...)
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OK... we get rid of the piece of shit roommate.... my boyfriend is moving in... so why all of a sudden does my life seem more complicated??? It should be easier... but it's not and i so totally hate that fact. I just feel so much more pressure to be perfect... to sort of take on a more hands on sort of approach to things.. and i'm more comfortable lurking int he background. It's not that i'm unhappy... or depressed or anything... I guess it's just stress.. i'm completely exhausted..all the time... and i don't know how to fix it... *sigh
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The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I Have never Seen Anything like this in my life, I don't know what It is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son..."Go get your Mother."
A Catholic priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25
years in the parish.
A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen
to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He
was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while
they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I
heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The
very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen
a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie
his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled
from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal
drugs, and gave VD to his sister.
I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were
not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good
and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the
presentation and gave his talk.
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the
politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to
him in confession."
Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE!
A blonde is out on the golf course for her very first time, and she's having great difficulty. Every shot either slices or hooks, and she can't seem to get any shots that come close to landing on the fairway. Golf pro happens to walk by and sees the blonde struggling.
As she gets more and more frustrated, he walks up to her and says, "Excuse me, ma'am, but I think I can help you with that."
"You can?" says the blonde, tears beginning to well up in her eyes.
"Sure I can. Don't you worry about a thing," comforts the golf pro. "Here, I'll show you."
With that, he reaches his arms around her and grabs the club, his hands on top of hers.
"You hold the club like this," he instructs. "Now, it might make a little easier for you, if you think of holding it like you hold your boyfriend's… uh…male member."
"Oooh," replies the blonde, the light bulb going off in her head. She looks the golf pro straight in the eyes, smiles, grips the club, and WHACK! She hits the ball three hundred and fifty yards down the fairway.
"Wow, that was fantastic! Arnold Palmer can't even hit it like that! That was incredible! Now try it again," he says, "but this time, take the club out of your mouth."
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