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December is Upon Us
Thursday. 12.8.05 8:25 pm
I love December. It's one of my favorite months of the year. I love Christmas. I think I'm more merry around this time of year. HAHA. I really need to go Christmas Shopping. I going to get presents for a few people.. everyone else is going to get some candy or something... I'm not sure yet.

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School sucks
Wednesday. 12.7.05 9:02 pm
YAY for Straight A's! BOO for Biology in which I got a C. I've never gotten a C in my life. My lowest grade ever was a B. not B- or C.. just a B. DAMNIT. So I really need to bring my grade up or else im screwed. No stanford!! or YALE! DAMN

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PENGUINS
Wednesday. 12.7.05 9:02 pm
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Kim and Chi.
Sunday. 12.4.05 9:32 pm
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WHOOP
Monday. 11.21.05 7:35 pm
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Chuck Norris. Foo.
Sunday. 11.20.05 2:15 am
Found this online... Hilarious


Chuck Norris is the Baddest Man on the Planet.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather from roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check.

Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful; it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to theface so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris carries a man bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA".

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris eats Transformer toys in vehicle mode and poops them out transformed into a robot.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it by its technical term: Jupiter.

Before email was invented, Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them.

Chuck Norris was once asked to recommend a club to which he replied, "I am a club" and everyone partied around him... Until someone spilled his beer and he roundhouse kicked them all.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway.

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