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Krispy Kreme
Look at Chris sportin the Krispy Kreme hat.

Krispy Kreme!

Haha. It's your turn now chief.
Interesting What These People Can Do
Dude with a harmonica, check it out:
Harmonica

Then the mario kid:
Mario
We're Missing You Mitch
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...

I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy."

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Vertical Horizons
Thursday. 4.22.04 1:00 am
Well, if anyone read Mandy's blog, I'm tryin to line her up a job at Camp Horizons. Should hear back by the end of the week. Been talkin with Kim Betts. Cross my fingers and hope for the best is all I can do now.

Just a bit bored right now. Gonna do somethin, don't know what. Or maybe I'll actually get some sleep.........nah....

Anyways, bye jackass.

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Laughter Control
Tuesday. 4.20.04 5:06 pm
Well, thank you everyone who sent me the link to that picture last night. For those of you who don't know, here it is:



Though I do recall now what we were laughing at. I must say it was fairly amusing. Oh hell just let me show you, just go ahead and scroll down.
























HAHAHAHA! Pwned! Just a little fun here.

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Salt, Sweat, Sugar on the Asphalt
Tuesday. 4.20.04 12:46 am
*arm falls off* Damn.....I seriously don't remember how I used to do it. Play tennis, baseball, and take tae kwon do. Anyways, played tennis today for about 4 hours. That was....umm.....something. Went to class, boring like always. At least the AC was workin right in BAL. Came back, ate some dinner with Mandy and Natasha. It was decent. I'm tired for some reason.

We played some tennis, the norm. Got back, took a shower. Then Mandy and I spent some quality quiet time with each other.

By the way, Leo is back. Rock on. He waged war and fought the good fight. I'm glad he's back, he's a nice fella.

That prolly came in handy.

Anyways, bye jackass.

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Hot as Methuzala
Sunday. 4.18.04 8:33 pm
This weather has been fairly nice recently. Thing is when you go outside into the heat, you expect that you can go in somewhere to cool off. Well, it is hot as Methuzala in this dorm. I think I could go outside and it would be cooler. Oh well. I've been very hot like this before, I can do it again. This semester is starting to wind down, which is a good thing.

I've decided its time to lose a bit of weight. I used to be such a beast, in a good way. I was on the tennis team, took tae kwon do, and played baseball all at the same time. I would have tennis practice everyday, baseball practice on tuesdays and thursdays after tennis practice, and tae kwon do on mondays and wednesdays after tennis practice. Then baseball games on friday nights, tennis matches whenever, saturday baseball practice, and then sunday baseball games. I was a physical specimen, haha. Then I got to ARGS and its seemed like laziness emanated from that place. Got too old for that baseball league, couldn't play tennis for southampton anymore, and the tae kwon do teacher moved away. Seems like a conspiracy. We also didn't have sports at ARGS, or at least not any that interested me. Yeah.....basketball. I was kinda hoping to get "in shape" for camp. I've been trying for a while: exercising, tryin to eat right, etc. To no avail. UGH!

61 days til camp. Can Scott pull off an amazing feat of weight loss? Pfft. Prolly not. Camp should help though. Being out in the sun all day long, lots of walking, playing sports with the kids, and whatever else. Getting paid too. Nice.

Well, I'm tired of talking negatively. Lots of people like me the way I am. I'm not doing this for other people, its for myself. I just want to get it back.....to good. Sorry, Matchbox 20 song.

Anyways, bye jackass.

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Randomness
Saturday. 4.17.04 2:07 am
Chris and I decided to get random. Yay?

scottieneedsahug: squirby lurby
YoMan585: what?
scottieneedsahug: i haven't got the foggiest
YoMan585: that came out of nowhere
scottieneedsahug: yeah i can be random when i really try
YoMan585: apparently, lol
scottieneedsahug: ok lets be random
scottieneedsahug: say something random
YoMan585: sosa you gosa
scottieneedsahug: three bean salad
YoMan585: cambridge stew
scottieneedsahug: acetaminophen
YoMan585: misty mountains
scottieneedsahug: one head light
YoMan585: turnback jack
scottieneedsahug: slappy the diabetic squirrel
YoMan585: ever been to a turkish prison
scottieneedsahug: ever been in a turkish person
YoMan585: electric space needles
scottieneedsahug: european wall socket
YoMan585: you wretched digit mixer
scottieneedsahug: you same-sex cybervigilante vasectomy zoning cankle
YoMan585: well you fooktard no good for a semancing hobo
scottieneedsahug: you unibrowed incestuous amplifier of scam baiting metrosexual
YoMan585: screen munching numb nuts
scottieneedsahug: you slapnut meat tooth lipstick lesbian
YoMan585: case infested excuse for a rectifying humus dog
scottieneedsahug: well that was interesting, it started out randomness.....then went to attacks
YoMan585: it did didn't it
YoMan585: that was fun
scottieneedsahug: interesting
scottieneedsahug: it started with "You wretched digit mixer"
scottieneedsahug: i took offense i guess
scottieneedsahug: and came out with a very interesting zinger
YoMan585: where you came up with that one i'll never know
scottieneedsahug: "you same-sex cybervigilante vasectomy zoning cankle" = stroke of genius
YoMan585: what exactly is a "cankle"?
scottieneedsahug: its like when a person is fat and the ankle and calf appear to just run in together....can't justify where one ends or starts
YoMan585: hahah, never heard of that
scottieneedsahug: neither are defined very well from each other
scottieneedsahug: who won?
YoMan585: what
scottieneedsahug: the insult contest
scottieneedsahug: hehe
YoMan585: that would have to be up to a third-party
scottieneedsahug: i'm gonna post it on my blog
YoMan585: do it
scottieneedsahug: i claimed it
YoMan585: haha

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Blog Status Quo
Friday. 4.16.04 2:17 am
Don't feel too much like blogging, just putting this here to say I did.

Anyways, bye jackass.

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