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Would you want to see it
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
Su used to love to dance with her daddy. When she was little, she would dance around the living room with him, his big arms holding her tight. But now she's older and she dances for men her dad's age and takes their money.

She doesn't live at home anymore, lives in a dressing room high above the street. Her cousin visits her sometimes, showing the 2 or 3 letters a week that Su's father sends to the cousin.. Every week her cousin drops off the 2 or 3 letters, and Su puts in them in a small black box, too ashamed to open them. Every week those letters piled up, never being read, never being opened..

One day, a few days before New Years, a letter appeared on Su's door. Her father had been there, to the club, to her dressing room, to her door. The note said 'The question still stands' but Su didn't know what the question was. So she read the most recent letter, then the next and so forth, until her cheeks were wet, the make up was messy and the floor was a mess..

A few days later, there was a knock on the door to Su's dads house. As the relatives were leaving and there was almost no more eggnog, Su's uncle opened the door and smiled a bit to Su, who stand there with a backpack in one hand and the note in the other

"Tirips, some one is here to see you." He called out, for Tirips was Su's father. Tirips came from the kitchen and smiled widely.

"Does your offer still stand?" she asked softly, smiling a bit.

"Always has, always will." With that, they began to dance and as they danced, the note fell from Su's hand, reading in Tirips's beautiful writing "I know where you are and I know what you do. But will you come back home?"


End Note-
Su = Us
Tirips = Spirit

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o.o;;
BLACK PEOPLE KNOW NO TIME (Thus, it's Sat. )

I've discovered the brilliance of Microsoft. The little 'Not Responding' tab they put on all your shit when the computers fucked up. IS THERE ANY POINT TO THAT?!? I mean, GEEZ, if you hadn't noticed that we're busy fucking up your computer, here's a little note! 'Microsoft Works', my ass.

By the way, wonderful people of the world. I am no longer an Irish-German, completely-uncensored, ungrateful little shit, I am now a BLACK Irish-German, completely-uncensored, ungrateful litte shit. Yep, we were pretty tired, meh and Ashley. Kufre, our singularly BLACK friend, is a whigger, and we are sooo black, let me tell you.

Would you like to know the drugs we took in alphabetical order, or the order we took them?

Just playin'... I'm tired. We had Kendo today and Sensei wasn't there, so B and Iowa basically taught us how to avoid knife fights, and if you can't avoid them, how to kick the shit out of the asshole and say the long cut along his throat was a shaving accident.

Ohhhh, my mum got a survey in the mail! GLEE! I'll post some of the shit I wrote.

Have you moved lately? Yes
If no, skip to question 12. If yes, why? Fleeing creditors
What was appealing about the new house? The moat.
Was your immediate family the only ones living with you? No
If yes, skip to question 10. If yes, who else lived with you? 14 underaged girls working as prostitues
In your house, what gender is the main money-earner (Their vocabulary is amazing)? Undetermined
In your house, what is the age of the main money-earner(The vocab is just.. wow)? 13. We believe in child labor here.
If you were to move outside of Maryland, what would be the reason? Herd migration

Yep.. that was fun... waaayyy to much fun. I think meh mum may have actually sent it in! W00t! Since I can not amuse the teachers at my school, I have to do my best to the rest of the society.

Well.... Schools out. :-/ I had SO much fun fucking with their heads. I wrote a very pleasant letter to Ms. B (principal) at the end of the year.

Dear Mrs. Baumiester,

This year, was quite interesting. When I made it to class, I learned many interesting things. For example, I've discovered condoms are not flamable and neither is sugar. Sugar merely gets brown and starts to smell. Also, in the excellent 3 out of 9 classes of D.A.R.E that I attended, I discovered you should not eat heroine, and you should never buy an opened pack of cigarettes, they might be dirty. I also discovered that bourbon tastes bad, and Buds beat Miller Lites 5 to 1. When not in class, my favorite activites included being impregnated (the termination was successful) and ritual human sacrifices in the old Science rooms. This year was truly energetic, and I was astounded to find that homosexuality is frowned upon, but pedophilia is a fact of life that one must 'deal with'. Perhaps next year, you can give me more detention because I seem to anger most of my teachers. I would like to bring back to memory, merely walking into Ms. Liesner class and having the entire class shout "DYKE!" at me. I'm very proud of our schools vocabulary, it seems to continually grow. The few relatively accepting teachers such as Ms. Bondroff and Ms. Pentecost have been largely censored and the material we are allowed to the learn has obviously be scanned to leave our knowledged filled with holes and censor bars. This is a fabulous way of teaching and I would like to salut you, if it's only with one finger.

Sincerely,
Susan Lunn.



Yep, I'm expecting suspension. The subject is continually changing, the grammar is shit and I'm quite sure that's NOT how you spell her name. But then again, this is SMMS! SUDRBOOK MAGNET! And we SUCK!!!!!!!!!!


Have a nice day, fellow losers. Leave a message if you were amused.

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I'm Sorry Your Memory's Bad Enough To Forget Me
Today Is Today.
What the hell is up with hospitals? Is it completely white to inflict snow blindness, or so that they know what major organ you're spilling blood from. Pathetic..

-sighs- Well, this week SUCKED! Most of you know why, if you don't, then there's a good reason behind that. Anyway.. Today, meh mum and meh went to Old Navy (NAZI'S!!) and Seoul Plaza (Yummi Korean Yan-Yan) and we kinda wandered around a bit. It's nice, spending time with her.. She's kinda cool sometimes. When not being a screaming, demonic power-hungry bitch, yeah, she's not bad... ^^;;

And to add to the randomness of this post- Meh tummy hurts.

Aww... my friends are all sad...

Tony- Friend in hospital
Kyle- Aunt just died
Siro- Her dad just found out she's into women. Dad = Catholic homophobe. >.<
Jeff- Scratched a cross into his arm (BAKA!!)
Misao- Got in a major fight with her dad.

And I'm not making ANYONE feel better! :-( I am so hopeless.

I feel like nothing is inside of my body

I feel like nothing can take away this pain

All my friends say I should get over this

But I cant stop my own private rain


So too my best friend, this is too you

Slit number one, dedicated to seeing me through

I wish I could be, that person you needed

That person you wanted, because I’m too conceited


So isn’t it happy, gleeful and merry?

This red drink doesn’t take much like a cherry.

So aren’t you free, not under a master?

This is my story, without Happily Ever After.


Now to my teachers, the scholars and wisemen

Slit number two, a toast from a friend

Pathetic in a thoughtless haste to rage

Another lose of life, another newpaper’s page


A mere child, walks to school with a prayer up to God

Neglected emotions and souless façade

Screaming inwardly, smiling outwardly

As to make freedom precious, undergo slavery



Yesterday, I had another life, the one you lead me through

So slit number three, love devoted to you

Let me soak in your pain, become the Drama Queen

Just leave me to my daily tears, my miserable routine


Sheer boredom + misery = Really, really crappy poetry.

Anyway, if you need me, call the cell ( (443) 520-4916 ) or lemme a message...

Torrey, Jeff, Siro, call meh... :-( Meh need yeh all...

Good night.

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LIZ IS MY BITCH!
It's technically Sunday, cuz it's 12.. but here? I

>..>;;

I have a penis! W00t! Not really! But Okay! -spins-

Anyway, about the No Doubt/Blink 182 concert. We missed No Doubt, cuz it took us 5 hours to get down to fucking Virginia. Now, I would make cruel hick/Redneck jokes about them, but we all know, so I don't have to be repeatin' the obvious. ANYWAY! Blink 182 was awesome. I got in a fight with a mosh pit dude. 'Twas really funn, cuz he was around my age. He slammed into me so I turned around and punched him. >.> Then Sarah slammed me into the crowd to 'protect me'. Damnit, I wanted to fight. >.
Torrey left me a message. "Don't get in a trouble..." >.
Anna- Wave to the nice police men!
Meh- With all 5 fingers?
Anna- >.
Ugh. I mean, I CAN be good! ....when I want to be...

Meh caddyed (it's a Bridge term, if you don't know what it means, just rationilize it as a job, okay?) tonight and I got $40 bucks. Whoo!!! YAY FOR MEH!!!


~reads Liz's blog entries~

I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID NOT SAY SHE SHOULD BE BUILDING A SHRINE TO TONY! DAMNIT, AT LEAST BITCH ABOUT ME CORRECTLY! FUCK YOU!

>.< -calms down slowly- Let's see..

Liz- Gets Mad At Meh For Not Censoring Myself On Topics That Include Her, While She See's It As Okay For Meh To Bitch About Meghan Being A Slut And Shawn Being Annoying >.<
Siro- Gets Mad At Meh Because I Told Her To Fuck Off When She Said That Meh Would Be 'Loose' To Marc, WHICH I WON'T BE CUZ I LOVE TORREY, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!


Oh, and a Correction for Tony. Tony was not creeped out, he merely found it creepy... and perhaps he does want to see meh.. ^^;





I push my fingers into my
Eyes
It's the only thing
That slowly helps the ache
Which is made up
Of the things I have to take
Geez*, it never ends
I'm not going to make it!


* = (it's Jesus, but I don't take the Lords Name In Vain)


Metalic Tears.

Church in the a/m, party for Pastor after.. meh and Sarah gonna try and skip out of that, but there'll be food, so the temptation to stay is killer.

Push me Away And See
If my Broken wings can catch me
These wings have been too long in chains
The chains rust with old blood stains

Raise me up and let me go
Just so you can always know
It's your fault, when the moonlight hits
And illuminates the wrists with slits

With broken wings, let me fall
With bleeding wrists, let me crawl
With shame intoxicating
This fear is still heavily awaiting

In my darkness, I sit here dying
But in this light, I’m merely sighing
Inwardly the time is nearing
And this flame inside is searing

If I could bring back these wings
Even if I had to take back anything unsaid
Maybe I could find a place inside myself
One more place where I’m no longer dead

So now let me mend my broken wings
And let me fly upon them, please
Then take my heart and break it one more time
If my cries do not then apease


Caffeine equals Artificial Sleep. Now To Get The Real Shit.

Joker Love ^_~<3 Lemme A Mesage!!! I'm Sick Of You Idiots Reading And Not Leaving Messages! Shawn Does! She May Leave 5, But She Leaves Them!!

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Mental intercourse
It's The F Day (w00t)

W00t!! Today was actually, quite fun. We were standing on the desks and getting in trouble and being dumbasses. 'Twas great! I was going on about having a penis, and then Edon was like "Surprise! So Do Most Men".. >.< So we decided I'm a hermaphordite, or a transvestite who ran out of the hospital mid-surgery. W00t.

I was being a bum to Tony. I was amused but he was annoyed. I kept changing my stat on Yahoo to shit like "Tony is getting a hard-on From Reading This" and meanie stuff like that. -giggles- I know, I know, it's not nice, but it was tons of fun. It.. kept me from thinking about... things. ^_^;;

Wheee, I get to go to a Blink 182 - No Doubt concert. I don't really care for Blink 182, but No Doubt is awesome. Meh sisters (Sarah and Anna) are going with meh. Meh parents are unleashing the Lunn sisters onto the world. Hide!!


Days Since Torrey Was On- 5
Days Since Greg forgave meh- 1!!!
Days Until Schools Out- 5 (4 if you put the halfdays togethah)
Days Until the Insane RoadTrip- 10
People Who Left Comments Last Time- 0 :-(

Please!! Anyway, I'm gonna go, so lataz. ^_^

Joker Love ^_~<3 LEMME A COMMENT!!!

Call The Cell! Gonna see PaGe at the concert! w00t!

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Hey, I Have A Small Penis
Today Is Thursday. O.O!
Yes, the subject DOES say 'I have a small penis'. This is why.

HurleySk8r103: Lunnnnn
HurleySk8r103: did we have hw?
HurleySk8r103: wait no...nvm im not coming to school tomorrow anyway
ind3c3nt3xposure: YOU KNOW WHAT, PAGE?!?!?
ind3c3nt3xposure: > HurleySk8r103: huh?
HurleySk8r103: what did i do?!
ind3c3nt3xposure: You're not going to be there
ind3c3nt3xposure: "Finding" fucking "Nemo" WITH A DERANGED FISH? (I mean Dory, not Ian)
HurleySk8r103: LMAO!
HurleySk8r103: you'll have fun....-smirks....giggles-
ind3c3nt3xposure: Yeah..
ind3c3nt3xposure: I'll drag Colin into a closet and have wild anal sex with him
ind3c3nt3xposure: He's rather good at it :-D
HurleySk8r103: colin....from E/SS?!
ind3c3nt3xposure: Noooooooooo, from my ass
ind3c3nt3xposure: (this is why we SHOULDNT have anal sex. Colin is born from it)
ind3c3nt3xposure: (w00t)
HurleySk8r103: lol
ind3c3nt3xposure: ^^
HurleySk8r103: :-)!
ind3c3nt3xposure: FUCK
ind3c3nt3xposure: YOU
ind3c3nt3xposure: (stupid enter key)
HurleySk8r103: lol!
ind3c3nt3xposure: SHUT UP, BEFORE I TAKE YOUR BOOTEH
ind3c3nt3xposure: -moons-
ind3c3nt3xposure: I love dropping my pants
HurleySk8r103: LMAOOOOOOOOOO
ind3c3nt3xposure: Wanna see my penis?
HurleySk8r103: hahahahahaha
HurleySk8r103: ha
ind3c3nt3xposure: It's reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy small
ind3c3nt3xposure: like... EDON!
HurleySk8r103: :-P
HurleySk8r103: ewwwwww
ind3c3nt3xposure: Edon = 4 inches
ind3c3nt3xposure: :-D
HurleySk8r103: and how would U know??!?!?!?!?!?!
ind3c3nt3xposure: He aint moaning from Tom Sawyer!
HurleySk8r103: HAHAHA
ind3c3nt3xposure: :-D
ind3c3nt3xposure: "ohhhh becky!"
HurleySk8r103: lmao!
ind3c3nt3xposure: Literary PPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HurleySk8r103: hahaha
HurleySk8r103: hell ya
HurleySk8r103: jk
ind3c3nt3xposure: :-D
ind3c3nt3xposure: You know you want me
ind3c3nt3xposure: ON YOUR KNEES, BICH
HurleySk8r103: lol
ind3c3nt3xposure: ^bitch
ind3c3nt3xposure: -beats self-
HurleySk8r103: HAHAHAHA
ind3c3nt3xposure: BEAT ME
ind3c3nt3xposure: I can say that in German!
HurleySk8r103: lol
ind3c3nt3xposure: So when NeoNazi's take over my house I can say "PLAY WITH ME!" "BEAT ME!" "I AM A POTATO!" "FIRE FREELY!" "YOU HAVE ME!" "TAKE MY ASS!"
ind3c3nt3xposure: Wonderful phases
ind3c3nt3xposure: Nothin practical
ind3c3nt3xposure: just random :-D
HurleySk8r103: lmao
HurleySk8r103: noice
ind3c3nt3xposure: :-D


Aww, man, PaGe... Great person. Completely insane, thus we get along well. She's not gonna be at 'Fun Day', which, I assure you, will NOT be fun. We're watching Fucking Find The Fucking Cripple. (That is so bigot-like (GLENN-LIKE!) )


o.o I am now hyper. But I'm bored too... This isn't a good mix.. I wish I could get Kidnapped. Knowing MY luck, I'd get kidnapped by butch lesbian dominatrixes and get Stockholm Syndrome.. I hope they tape my rape. Then it could amuse you all.... Sadists.

Bleck, I don't think I'm gonna sit around and watched the acursed (I love it, just not after watching it 15 times while babysitting (this is, before Tyler fell out the window and I laughed at him) and being annoyed) Finding Nemo.

ind3c3nt3xposure: -rapes while running-
HurleySk8r103: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HurleySk8r103: lol
ind3c3nt3xposure: Can you actually do that?
ind3c3nt3xposure: -contemplates-
HurleySk8r103: uh
HurleySk8r103: no!
HurleySk8r103: lol
HurleySk8r103: u can't
ind3c3nt3xposure: mmm
ind3c3nt3xposure: that sucks
ind3c3nt3xposure: -ties you down-
ind3c3nt3xposure: -rapes-
HurleySk8r103: LMFAO!
ind3c3nt3xposure: ^^ There we go
HurleySk8r103: hahaha
ind3c3nt3xposure: -skips away, sexual desires fulfilled-
HurleySk8r103: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


^^ I am such a wonderful person. -dances- I'm bored!

Be a cool person and lemme a comment. Or call me tomorro! cell - (443) 520-4916!!!!!!! Please? -big, chibi eyes!-

Night night ^^

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