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my friends crack me up
Lilkiwi26: miche is too cool 4 us seriously i bet as part of her pay she gets to smell the skidmark underwear. SasyS730: shut up ricky, or you are on the boat before u can say adios!! prplehays8: we should plan a road trip for her mer1514: Uncleville? Mer1514: Prague is a city where people reinvent themselves - as punk rock visionaries, artists, Internet entrepreneurs, and modern day Kafkas. When the Eastern Bloc moved toward capitalism in the 1980s, Prague was at the forefront. The city now flourishes with cafes, restaurants, markets, and bars - as well as the world's largest Dunkin' Donuts and a fleet of McDonald's restaurants. RMARINO115: i fell asleep in the street which was about all the excitment i had RMARINO115: be judicious RMARINO115: ticketmaster is a cockmaster Socce17000: go jew, GO! NYYis300: RASCALS ARE HOT!!!! prplehays8: and according to my iq test i'm a precision processor Socce17000: aka LOSER? SasyS730: kristin just sprayed my chair with FDS Sarah: its ok im only a rascal away Sarah: You are not allowed to move away. It will be so hard to drive a Rascal to TX. SasyS730: u are a crotch-a-holic SasyS730: te amo elena SasyS730: you are the biggest loser i have ever met...r u happy now? k8eagle26: p.s. miss our half and half room k8eagle26: :o) Tahootia: LOOK AT MAGGIES AWAY Tahootia: I HAVE HAD THAT ONE FOREVER!!!! Tahootia: SHES AN AWAY STEALER Mer1514: like kinda how i'm jealous of ur new pimped out rascal Mer1514: i mean c'mon, flames on the side, airhorn, rascal tail comin off the back, and even a grill (haha grill) built into the basket to cook roadkill!?! i am so gonna borrow it!! Prkwy1420: i'm jealous i want my own nazi rascal to ride around germany! But i'd have to make it a three seater so that Mark and Kenny could come too! Prkwy1420: sizzle in your pizzle Prkwy1420: ur class scheduale for next semester: Rascal 101, Donut making 100, Array of bullshit 104, The art of phat rymes 200, incest 10 - the uncle chapter, FYE-How to be like Mish, and lunch at the sunshit/savanah cafeteria (specializing in clay, skank underwear and ur own shit) (and in order to get into the cafeteria u must run through a screen door) Prkwy1420: wow hard schedule....i'm jealous prplehays8: you'll be good SasyS730: thanks SasyS730: like u will be good giving head at borders NYYis300: i wanna walk out into the middle of fenway park and take a huge steaming dump right on home plate! prplehays8: you are not understanding me tonight jefe1014: lena.... I NEVER understand you gotta love the gummi bears song stuck in my head
"Loco" ~David Lee Murphy Little Hula girls on the shot glass. All we need's a little salt and lime. We can plug in the hot pepper lights and pretend, That we're livin' on Key West time. I can run to the store an' get some charcoal, Buy a tikki torch an' fire up the grill. The whole town wants to know when I'm gonna grow up, But you know I never will. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Oh, but half insane, that's ok, babe, A little bit crazy's all right. There's nothin' wrong with a little excitement; No, it makes me forget about work. 'Cause I live by the rule that everything's cool, Just as long as nobody gets hurt. Hey, I feel like I'm on vacation. Honey, you say the word and we'll go. 'Cause you're getting to me in those cut off jeans, And that T-shirt from Sloppy Joe's. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Oh, but half insane, that's ok, babe, A little bit crazy's all right. Yeah, the deep end might be so close, Oh, that I'm hangin' on for dear life. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, baby, But a little bit crazy's all right. That's right. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Oh, but half insane, that's ok, babe, A little bit crazy's all right. Yeah, the deep end might be so close, Oh, that I'm hangin' on for dear life. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, baby, But a little bit crazy's all right. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Well, I might be a little bit loco, baby, But, a little bit crazy's all right. You're crazy, baby. Might be a little bit loco, baby, But, a little bit crazy's all right. | "thank you stews for making this the best birthday Sunday. 8.17.03 2:28 am winner of the day alert!!! today's award goes to the psycho woman melissa and i had the pleasure of being near at DD's today. first, she almost hits us as she's driving through the parking lot and then comes inside and as she's about to order she turns to me and almost sneezes on me!!! melissa meanwhile is hiding behind and the woman finally realizes and decides maybe she shouldn't sneeze on me. then after the sneezing incident she recognizes the woman working at DD's from duchess and then proceeds to have a conversation with her about why she left duchess. congratulations psycho woman, not only are you a winner, but you could also be friends with someone i know who also likes to frequent fast food facilities!!
Comment! (1) | Recommend! yaaaay power outages Friday. 8.15.03 2:07 am gotta love being a part of a major power outage!!! today was really exciting....sat out in the sun, then did some crazy driving on the way home to avoid stop lights and find someplace that was open where you could buy beverages. well i'm happy to say i have a Winner of the Day to report!!! today's award goes to the HOT HOT man who parks his boat in front of ours. it's always a turn on to see a fat, old naked man walk from the back of his boat to the inside!! congratulations naked boat man, you're a winner!!!! Comment! (1) | Recommend! :o( Wednesday. 8.13.03 1:56 am i'm sad to report i had no encounters with any winner people today therefore there will be no WOTD award to be given out...sorry to disappoint!!! Comment! (0) | Recommend! as much as i hated it i'll miss some of it... Tuesday. 8.12.03 6:28 pm yeah so i hated BC with a passion, but i came across this list katie and i made at the end of the year earlier and it made me a little sad, but not too much b/c i will really only be missing my roomie, but anyway have fun reading about the funny and sketchy (how could i not be involved in something sketch) times i had at my very short tenure at BC... the bird caught in the window (?), the microwave fire and subsequent introduction to paul, the neverending baseball conflict (red sox suck), shining shoes, puffy manilla envelope!, partying with BJ, the soccer, and hockey boys, lucifer, sebastian and the hat, belting michael bolton, eminem, and rascal flatts, pizza and cookies (or dominos dots when geoff and drews were being dicks), will & jonah and our slew of boys (some liked more than others), and "they should put on the roommate form whether you have to deal with the US military on a regular basis", beers and cannolis (not a great combination) and tons of country our last night, and keep the scraper, right katie? ~i'll miss it (isn't that kind of sad? )Comment! (1) | Recommend! WOTD Tuesday. 8.12.03 2:37 am so today my hot award goes to the winner 16 year old boy who drives an audi station wagon. the same cool kid who gives you the finger and then after you fly by them pulls up next to you and doesn't say or do anything once they realize that it's two girls in the car! way to be a winner audi station wagon boy!!!!!!!!!! ![]() P.S. i love my friends and i don't want any of them to leave for school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comment! (0) | Recommend! winner of the day award Monday. 8.11.03 11:41 am i've decided that i'm going to use this space to give awards to the really winner people my friends and i come into contact with everyday. the biggest winner out of all of them gets to be winner of the day!! (i should award myself with this one for coming up with something like this, yaaaay elena!) anyway, today's award goes to the hot hot girls merritt and i met last night. i know i want to be friends with people who drive around wearing attractive pants that are too short, with really skank hair, a big light that you can shine into people's cars and a video camera for videotaping these hilarities. i'm sure they enjoyed getting insulted on tape too. so congratulations hotties in the honda you get my very prestigious Winner Of The Day Award!!!! and in closing i will leave you all with some advice, "keep eating chips, they're doing good for the figure!" Comment! (1) | Recommend! |
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