how much of this do you think is true?

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
By: Garrett Hols

It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.

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that almost sounds dirty... and I almost don't mind at this point.

It sucks that it takes me 1/3 of a mile of walking to or from class for me to be able to coordinate my legs enough resembling anything like a normal walking gait for me. My stomach is asking me, "why did u have to do all those crunches and pushups?!" My triceps cramp up from just me reaching my hand up to rub my nose. Forget stretching my quads because my hamstrings just cramp. Forget bending over to put shoes on or trying to sit down to do it either cuz I'll end up on the floor. Really brings a new meaning to "no pain, no gain" and I still do not understand why I am so freakin ridiculously sore... I mean it's starting to become incapacitating. I am taking a day off from the gym tho, also just cuz I have so much work to do, but I figure I should master walking to and from class again before I hit up the ellipticals or anything. It sucks that stuff keeps coming... and coming... and coming... will it ever stop or should I give up rightttttt now?

I am going home next saturday on the train from pittsburgh at 10am and will get home around 3:45pm in harrisburg. That means getting home home by 4ishness. Then my dad is driving me back here Monday by 6pm so I can go to rehearsal. I finally slept last night but had some interesting dreams of which I can only remember the last one partly. I think I am going to stay here this weekend instead of going home with kate or katie so I can get caught up ont he TONS of work I am behind in ALL of my classes. shower time, then reading. leave one.

p.s. I miss some people. thanks for calling buds.

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.... not. I am stressed. I am stressed cuz I don't know if I will have time to a decent job on all the homework I have to do. I just spent 1 1/2 hours reading and I not only got 30 out of the 80 pages needed to be read, but I have no fuckin clue WHAT I read bc I had to go sit in the hallway on a pillow for goodness sake cuz my roomie has to go to bed early.. and by early I mean this girl hit the sack at 10pm... I didn't get back from depositing money for me and three other girls (cuz they only had cash and i was the only one with a checkbook) for my room next year. $390 freakin dollars I wrote out checks for today. I am stressing about money... obviously. I am stressing out about school work and I am already behind in the third week back. I am stressing cuz people are just so gosh darn loud and obnoxious around here. Having some chick coughing for two hours in the bathroom gets on ur nerves after a while, so does flirty, laughy, loud ditsy girls talking on their cell phones to their one of ten boyfriends. I think I am finally getting sick too... I am way too sore for the actual amount of work I did the past two days and I am getting more congested than normal. MY headaches are still here however Court gave me a person to contact. I am stressed bc my mom has been trying to figure out how to get me home and back next weekend via train and shuttle.. the trip will be about 6 1.2 hours but cost less than if my dad drove here. This weekend is gonna BLOW cuz everyonnnnne is leaving: kara, kate, katie, bethany, amanda, ashley... and those are the only ppl who are ever around and hang out with on a regular basis. So for three days no one to eat meals with or do anything with.. and I remember from the other times when Amanda was gone, it gets very depressing living in a room by urself. I am already cranky from my recently accelerated stress level... being in a dorm by urself for that many hours is nto good. I got offered to go home with ppl but I really have a lot of work to catch up on that I know won't get done if I did go home with Kate or Katie. My sleeping patterns are so screwd up, I have been waking up at 2am ready to start my day and not being able to sleep anymore.. hence the reason why I was at the gym so early every morning, just so I had something to do. What else is there to complain about in my 10 minute break from insanity... VM rehearsals are taking up my lunch time now too.... so that sucks. I have lectures to go to at night, classes at night, work after my last school class,....I leave around 8 or 9am and don't return for more than a pee break until 8pm or later. I liked being busy but not when my school work suffers... and it is. shit. The only good thing about today was that Dr. Cindy LaCom invited me to attend the Women's Center Seminar/dinner thingy feb 15th at 5pm with her as a guest... I thought that was really nice of her. I hate that I am falling behind in HER class out of all classes, esp since she KNOWS what I can do. Work right now feels like a waste of time since there aren't any odds and ends to do. I am missing our big HIV awareness day cuz I will be on a train coming back here from home. I don't know what I need.. maybe for time to stop still, or caffine pills, or a brain that wasn't so bi polar... something. Ontop of that other shit just has to creep up... distracting me and stuff... the usual. I need a change. I need something... anything.... a hug would be nice, or a reminder, or a smile.... ugh. This blows and I have shit to get back to. Sorry for the pessamistic entry, I'll try better when I get the chance.

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"You complete me" -Wimbeldon

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Third migraine of the day... woohoo... I hate this shit.

I am in a swearing mood too esp after that movie, SAW which now... I very much appreciate and think it has a powerful message.

When some people have no choice to die but are deemed with a terminal illness, why kill or claim to want to kill urself slowly with things that u CAN control like smoking, drugs, etc. However the impact of that movie on my adrenalin that RUSHED into my body ontop of being cold got me into a what I would assume would be refered to as "drunken state" just I hadn't consumed alcohol.

Oranges were chucked at Big B for telling us it was a not scary movie but he serenaded us on the way home from LASER TAG! 5 minutes of running around a completely dark blow up thing with rooms in socks. Unfortunately we lost Katie's cell phone at the ARC so we are waiting on two of the "special Ks" to get back to pop in a singing happy movie. We have to call Dan and Josh to wish Dan a Happy Birthday since we can't see them this weekend due to the weather. That also cancels our concert and prolly the football game. Next week they are showing SHARK TALE but only BigB and I will be around so I am gonna drag my roomie to go see it with me.

Even tho the night was nice I am in so much pain right now that it has put me in a bad mood... I was in one after my short nap this afternoon before lunch too. hmph. Pain gets to ya. So I am nonsocial at the moment and so little things make me mad that I just stop talking in general so I don't have to deal with it. *sigh* oh well. At least I went to the gym today for a good while.

We are supposed to get 6-9 inches of snow tomorrow. I have so much reading to do. I think I might turn VEGAN after reading this one article from FAST FOOD NATION for college writing II. It is hot in here... Dave compared all us girls' and BigB's muscles while we were waiting for Laser tag and he said that mine and BigB's were the biggest at about the same. haha!

I hear the girls, so they must be back... miss you tons keith. For now I bid the rest of you goodnight.

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911... what great timing. I am really just putting off reading and waiting for a phone call that might not come till later, but still.. just relaxing for once this week. My back, neck, head hurt... I am pleasantly busy and very much looking foward to the weekend. I wish I had something insightful to say but I am soo tired I might just go to bed really early. I will think of something later.

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