my brother is so gay. he thinks he's good just because he got a new $70 racket (Head Titanium Ti.S6) and beat me with it. well explain this, dumbass. how come, on Sunday, a day before you got your racket, i beat you in 4 consecutive games, and after you get your racket, you miraculously win? eh? EH? the evidence is against you, shithole! no skill bitch! bring it on!

asshole.

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"the day that will live in infamy."
no, it's not December 7th, 1941 (Pearl Harbor, dumbasses!). then what is it? it was yesterday. it was reserving Halo 2: LCE, Borders madness, and other awesome crap (it doesn't make sense but what the hell...it doesn't matter)

» Saturday. 5.22.04
this morning i played some tennis and screwed around. i went hom and relaxed for a while until 3 pm or so. then me, David, and Alan went to the mall to reserve Halo 2: Limited Collectors Edition! as david puts it, must bow down to.... then we went to the food court and went to EBX (gaming store). afterward my mom took us to Borders. that's were the real fun was. it was halarious! not only was there a cart of books outside (they weren't free, but looked like it, we almost ended taking some away), as you know bookstores are a virtual maze. so after a while of browsing i incite David to ditch Alan with me. lol...but that wasn't the best part. a couple times we passed right by a row of books he was in and he didn't notice us! once we even saw him in the open main section so me and David crouched down and stayed still, and he didn't see us! man that kid was blind! me and David were on the ground laughing (silently) our heads off. after that we gave ourselves up, bought some drinks and looked at magazines. what a great day! Halo 2: LCE, plus ditching Alan...that's classic.

» today (Sunday. 5.23.04)
on the other hand, today wasn't really interesting. i went over to David's to work on Algebra Challenge Problems, and while i was there we heard a lot of thunder (the missiles are coming, fire our shit!) and then hail started falling! wtf..and my brother called me a million times, that was really annoying. then i came home, bought a window fan from Rite Aid (lol cheap azn...fans not A/C) and also went to get a tennis racket at TSA. we only bought a Head Ti.S6 to test. my parents say they want to get me something better. whatever...

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can't wait for tomorrow! me, David, and Alan are going to reserve Halo 2: Limited Collector's Edition (with special case and a extra DVD about it)!!! and what's really amazing, i actually told my parents the truth about what i was going to the mall with my friends for, and they said i could do it (plus they'll give me money for food and to reserve it)! can't fucking wait for tomorrow and early November this year (rumor has it at Nov. 9, 2004) when it comes out!


just to clear things up, Halo 2 and Halo 2: LCE are due to come out on November 9th.

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hey, i've read these a while ago, but i just read them again and decided to post them here. enjoy.

Consumer Labels

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that can be found today being sold in stores nationwide:


1. On Sears hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping."

(But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair)


2. On a bar of Dial soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(And that would be how. . . ?)


3. On some Swanson frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestions: Defrost."

(But it's "just" a suggestion)


4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):

"Do not turn upside down."

(Oops, too late!)


5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating."

(Hmm . . . .)


6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body."

(But wouldn't this save even more time?)


7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)


8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(One would hope)


9. On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(As opposed to underwater?)


10. On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)


11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:

"Warning: Contains nuts."

(NEWS FLASH)


12. On a child's Superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)


13. On a Swedish chain saw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief!)


14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:

"Do not use on food."

(Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK, honey, just grab the Palmolive!


lol
[ebaumsworld]

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[awesome Halo 2 movies].
man i am obsessed with Halo 2. but seriously, that game is going to own your ass. me, David, and Alan will (hopefully) go to the mall this weekend to maybe watch a movie, but more important reserved Halo 2: Limited Edition. what an obsessed freak i am. but whatever, it will OWN YOU!!!

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yesterday me and David watched Troy. we bought tickets to Van Helsing but snuck into the Troy theater instead lol. it was a pretty good movie. nothing really else, boring shit.

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