As some of you may know by now..."team party girl" was thoroughly dispatched by my team. Our team should be named "team kicks team party girl's ass"...cuz damn...we were winning by 9 touchdowns when the game had to be called on count of embarrassment. For anyone who is like..."what the fuck is this guy talking about!?"...I will fill you in. We have been playing games of tackle football and some of my friends decided to name their team...."team party girl" Why did they do this you may ask. The answer is simple. I have no fucking clue. The team consists of 2 guys...a girl...and a party...apparently. Anyway...the bottom line is....we kicked their ass yesterday. Feel free to taunt sank and niki with insults if you wind up at their nutang page. Tell them Mike sent ya!

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Well this weekend is going to be both good and bad...all at the same time. It's going to be good because my girlfriend is coming up from Towson. I'll be hanging out with her all day today. The bad part is that I have to finish the first half of the bullshit annotated bibliography that I spoke of earlier. My weekend is pretty much completely booked. Hopefully I'll be able to finish this crap by Sunday afternoon. Maybe I'll be able to play some football again...but I have a feeling it's going to take longer than that. So...in short....FUCK ENGLISH!!!

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Attention restaurant customers: "Testicles. That is all."

-Peter from Family Guy-

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Has anyone ever been assigned a 10 page annotated bibliography? Because damn...I just have. Of couse it is in my english class. You all remember the one...the one I shouldn't even have to take. Anyway, for those of you not familiar with annotated bibliographies...here's the break down. Basically, I have to find TEN (fucking ten) sources to back up this academic argument that I have to make. For each source, I have to write a summary and how I will use the information as part of my argument. To make things worse, all of the sources have to be found online....most in academic journals. Now I don't know about you..but finding any amount of sources online that apply directly to your topic is a pain in the ass. This means that this assignment is going to be a pain in the ass times ten. I do not know why the teacher would want to read all of this shit. There are 25 people in my class....so that is 250 pages that she has to read. Considering that we each need 10 sources....a lot of the pages are going to be extremely repetitive. There is only so much information that you can find about any one topic. To me, the entire assignment is a load of bullshit. What do you all think?

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I'm officially tired of school already. Call me lazy or whatever other word you think fits...I simply do not feel like doing all this reading/work. I put too much pressure on myself to get good grades when I really don't care that much anymore. The way I look at it, we are not going to be given a test booklet on the first day of work and asked to "choose the BEST possible response." Nor will we be asked to "explain this issue in a 500 word essay." Why then, are we asked to do such things in school? The only way we will ever learn how to do our jobs is by actually learning what that job requires. The only way to do this is to be out there actually doing the work...not reading about it in some textbook. Don't get me wrong, I think that a lot of the stuff we learn in college is very interesting (necessary even). However, I believe that we should be able to take classes that only pertain to our majors/interests by the time we reach college. We should have the freedom to sign up for any classes that we want without having to worry about what general education credits we need. I'm sorry, but if you do not know basic math and english by the time you reach college...you are in trouble any way. The way I look at it, college students should be preparing for what they want to do in life and exploring their possible career interests...not worrying about what grade they are going to get on their next english essay. If it were up to me, nothing in college would be graded. The responsbile students who want to learn and succeed will still show up and do the work. They will get the same education without having to go through the stress that grades bring into the equation. If you think that many people would just choose not to do any work because it is no longer graded...I believe you are correct. However, these people will be discovered and weeded out when it comes time to finding employment. Employment should not be based on what grade you received in your college engineering class...it should be based on how well you can do the work once you become an engineer. Give people a chance to show what they can do without judging them based on a piece of paper that reads "transcript" Ok, I think I'm finished now. So who is with me?

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Here is the pointless rant I promised. By the time you are done reading this...if you find yourself disagreeing...remember...it is only my opinion. However, please stop it. Thanks.



Ok, what is the deal with reality television??? I've had the displeasure of viewing parts of some of these shows...and after doing so...I can say the following with confidence: Reality TV is a complete waste of film, photography, and all electronic forms of media that portray it. I'm tired of hearing people at school and work shouting idiocies about how their reality show of choice was so great last night. Frankly, no one gives a flying fuck...and anyone who DOES care...lacks the intelligence to comprehend the incoherencies that are spewing out of you. Why is my hatred so severe you wonder? First off, reality television does not resemble reality in ANY way, shape, or form. It is only a bunch of complete morons (who otherwise would be unknown to the public....as they should be) running around and shouting bullshit into a camera and at each other in order to create as much artificial drama as humanly possible. "Can you believe what Cindy said to Brandon last night?" No, I can't...because I didn't fuckin' watch that shit. That's not how life is. If you want a REAL reality show...go to your average person's house and film them as they wake up, go to work, come home, and maybe take care of their kids with pretty much no drama. The only drama present will be created by their spouse and/or children behaving in a REALISTIC manner. Watch closely as they brush their teeth, drive from place to place, eat dinner, and watch TV..only to wake up and probably do something very similar the next day...Who gives a shit if nobody wants to watch it?...at least it won't be false advertising. So in conclusion, stop turning on your television in order to watch a bunch of no talent idiots talk shit about each other in a desperate attempt to try to gain recognition...flip to a fucking cartoon or something...at least the created plots are entertaining.

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