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my friends crack me up
Lilkiwi26: miche is too cool 4 us seriously i bet as part of her pay she gets to smell the skidmark underwear. SasyS730: shut up ricky, or you are on the boat before u can say adios!! prplehays8: we should plan a road trip for her mer1514: Uncleville? Mer1514: Prague is a city where people reinvent themselves - as punk rock visionaries, artists, Internet entrepreneurs, and modern day Kafkas. When the Eastern Bloc moved toward capitalism in the 1980s, Prague was at the forefront. The city now flourishes with cafes, restaurants, markets, and bars - as well as the world's largest Dunkin' Donuts and a fleet of McDonald's restaurants. RMARINO115: i fell asleep in the street which was about all the excitment i had RMARINO115: be judicious RMARINO115: ticketmaster is a cockmaster Socce17000: go jew, GO! NYYis300: RASCALS ARE HOT!!!! prplehays8: and according to my iq test i'm a precision processor Socce17000: aka LOSER? SasyS730: kristin just sprayed my chair with FDS Sarah: its ok im only a rascal away Sarah: You are not allowed to move away. It will be so hard to drive a Rascal to TX. SasyS730: u are a crotch-a-holic SasyS730: te amo elena SasyS730: you are the biggest loser i have ever met...r u happy now? k8eagle26: p.s. miss our half and half room k8eagle26: :o) Tahootia: LOOK AT MAGGIES AWAY Tahootia: I HAVE HAD THAT ONE FOREVER!!!! Tahootia: SHES AN AWAY STEALER Mer1514: like kinda how i'm jealous of ur new pimped out rascal Mer1514: i mean c'mon, flames on the side, airhorn, rascal tail comin off the back, and even a grill (haha grill) built into the basket to cook roadkill!?! i am so gonna borrow it!! Prkwy1420: i'm jealous i want my own nazi rascal to ride around germany! But i'd have to make it a three seater so that Mark and Kenny could come too! Prkwy1420: sizzle in your pizzle Prkwy1420: ur class scheduale for next semester: Rascal 101, Donut making 100, Array of bullshit 104, The art of phat rymes 200, incest 10 - the uncle chapter, FYE-How to be like Mish, and lunch at the sunshit/savanah cafeteria (specializing in clay, skank underwear and ur own shit) (and in order to get into the cafeteria u must run through a screen door) Prkwy1420: wow hard schedule....i'm jealous prplehays8: you'll be good SasyS730: thanks SasyS730: like u will be good giving head at borders NYYis300: i wanna walk out into the middle of fenway park and take a huge steaming dump right on home plate! prplehays8: you are not understanding me tonight jefe1014: lena.... I NEVER understand you gotta love the gummi bears song stuck in my head
"Loco" ~David Lee Murphy Little Hula girls on the shot glass. All we need's a little salt and lime. We can plug in the hot pepper lights and pretend, That we're livin' on Key West time. I can run to the store an' get some charcoal, Buy a tikki torch an' fire up the grill. The whole town wants to know when I'm gonna grow up, But you know I never will. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Oh, but half insane, that's ok, babe, A little bit crazy's all right. There's nothin' wrong with a little excitement; No, it makes me forget about work. 'Cause I live by the rule that everything's cool, Just as long as nobody gets hurt. Hey, I feel like I'm on vacation. Honey, you say the word and we'll go. 'Cause you're getting to me in those cut off jeans, And that T-shirt from Sloppy Joe's. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Oh, but half insane, that's ok, babe, A little bit crazy's all right. Yeah, the deep end might be so close, Oh, that I'm hangin' on for dear life. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, baby, But a little bit crazy's all right. That's right. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Oh, but half insane, that's ok, babe, A little bit crazy's all right. Yeah, the deep end might be so close, Oh, that I'm hangin' on for dear life. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, baby, But a little bit crazy's all right. Yeah, I might be a little bit loco, But it keeps me from losin' my mind. Well, I might be a little bit loco, baby, But, a little bit crazy's all right. You're crazy, baby. Might be a little bit loco, baby, But, a little bit crazy's all right. | "and baby, talk dirty to me..." Sunday. 12.28.03 3:51 am i just had xmas dinner with my girls, well rory, justy and sarah that is. tahootia had some drama and couldn't make it and merritt was not around, i need to give them their presents still i feel. we had a hot time...we made spaghetti and meatballs and a choc cake (that turned out real pretty)...we had garlic bread too w/extra crisp cheese mmm!!! then we opened presents and screwed around with rory's vid cam....i loved all my presents, you all are the best!!! we went on a little adventure making sure there wasn't a robber in the house...adventure comeplete with vid cam, huge knife, mallett and frying pan, that robber wasn't going anywhere alive! i love my girls i don't know what i am going to do with out them *tear* but we aren't going to talk about that now! after everyone left my house i went to get gas for my car (yay fairfield exxon) and there i met a real hottie named matt. my buddy matt came over to me and started talking to me (this was at about 230am) and then invited me to hang out with him and his buddies and told me to give him a call later tonight or tomorrow, winners! anyway i ended up giving him my number (i'm smart) so as i'm walking into my house i get a nice text message from him that says "jack me off." matt is a sweet talker apparently. then he calls me (this is around 300am-ish) and wants to come over to my house...i told him that probably wouldn't be the best idea -*side note he is calling me right now...sometimes i need a swift kick to the face for the things i get myself into*- anyway, back to the first phone call...i tell him it's too late to come over and he tells me to call him tomorrow and maybe we can go to the bars and have a couple of drinks...whatever buddy. then he calls me 2 minutes ago (410am-ish) and proceeds to tell me it's matt and he met me a little while ago and then once again asks if he can come over, i honestly think he has no idea he called before...i once again tell him probably not b/c it's a little late and my family probably wouldn't enjoy that...then he tells me to call him tomorrow and we can chill...YAY!!! ahh gotta love the sketch that i get into to...wtf me!!! i just thought i would share my fun experience with you guys b/c i haven't had anything too sketch happen to me recently...hope you all enjoyed!! i am off to bed now, hopefully not to be interrupted by a phone call from my boy matt. Comment! (2) | Recommend! I'M A HUGE TOOL : ) Thursday. 12.25.03 1:26 am mmm ham... Sunday. 12.14.03 11:56 pm wtf boys is all i have to say *sorry i haven't updated in a while and i don't really have anything exciting to say...* Comment! (3) | Recommend! yay boredom Thursday. 11.20.03 4:25 pm stolen from rory's journal in the hopes that it keeps me occupied for a little... 001. What is your name: elena bermudez 002. Spell your name backwards: zedumred anele 003. Date of birth: 4/12/84 004. Male or female: Female 005. Astrological sign: aries 006. Nicknames: lena, girl, cuba, ricky, skank, lean (if you're merritt)...i could go on but i won't 007. Occupation: yay sam goody 008. Height: 5'7-ish 009. Weight: 4583 lbs 010. Hair color: brown 011. Eye color: hazel 012. Where were you born: Norwalk, CT 013. Where do you reside now: fairfield county, ct 014. Age: 19 015. Screen names: prplehays8 016. E-mail addy: ebermudez@fairfield.edu or something like that 017. What does your screen name stand for: "purple haze" by jimi hendrix, i think it was on the radio when i was making a screen name, don't ask i'm not normal...and the 8 means absolutely nothing, i think i needed a number or something 018. What is your Journal name: prplehays8 019. What does your Journal name stand for: i'm unoriginal and used the same thing as my sn 020. Pets: 4 dogs 021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: 2, a 1 and a 9 (yay i had the same candles on my cake as rory) 022. Piercings: 2, one in each ear, nothing exciting 023. Tattoo's: nada 024. Shoe size: depending on the shoe either 10 or 11, yay huge feet 025. Righty or lefty: Righty 026. Wearing: pajama pants (b/c i had to wash the jeans i was wearing b/c a dog decided to jump on me and cover me in dirt/mud) and a sea greenish shirt i found under some clothes 027. Hearing: "walking in memphis" the lonestar remake, yay for satellite music channels 028. Feeling: eh, pretty neutral, but good b/c i am talking to a jew and a canadian 029. Eating/drinking: diet coke ~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~ 061. Have you ever been in love: nah 062. How many people have you said I love to?: enough 063. How many people have you been in love with: eh 064. How many people have you kissed: this question makes me feel like a dirty skank...15 i think 065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: no 066. How many people have you dated: 1 if you count jim who thought we were going out 067. What do you look for in a guy/girl: lots of things 068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: it depends i guess, but i like hands a lot 069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: i don't have a type 073. Do you have a crush right now: eh 074. If so who is it: eh 075. Do you believe in love at first sight: i dunno 076. Do you remember your first love: yes, if we are counting chris polly from kindergarten 077. Who is the first person you kissed: see above, but real kiss was sterling (yay bench, you can get out now) 078. Do you believe in fate: kinda 079. Do you believe in soul mates: yeah 080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: probably not b/c life seems to like seeing me unhappy ~Family Stuff~ 104. How many siblings do you have: 3 105. What are/is your parent('s) name(s): jorge and denise 106. What are/is your sibling(s)'s name(s): jorge, andres and antoni 107. How many siblings does your mother have: 0 108. How many siblings does your father have: 1 109. Where are your parents from: cuba and texas 111. Does your family get together for holidays: my immediate family does 112. Do you have a drunk uncle: no, he's sketch at times though 113. Any medical problems run through your family: heart disease and alcoholism i think 114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee: no 115. Do you have any nieces or nephews: Nope 116. Are your parents divorced: no 117. Do you have step parents: no 118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: not that i'm aware of 120. Did some of your family come to America from another country: cuba and old school relatives came from europe ~Music Stuff~ 121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: i dunno, i'd have to think about it 122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own: i have tons 123. What's the best cd you own: i couldn't choose 124. What song do you absolutely hate: ugh there are too many 125. Do you sing in the shower: all the time 126. What song reminds you of that special someone: what happens if i don't have a special someone? ~Favorites~ 152. Color: green 153. Food: i dunno 154. Song: I have more then I can list here 155. Show: the simpsons/south park, yay i like cartoons...wow i almost forgot DEGRASSI (i deserve a swift kick in the ass for that one) 156. School subject: history, until i have to write a paper 157. Band/singer/artist: too many to list 158. Animal: dogs and horses 159. Outfit: jeans, tshirt and a sweatshirt, or replace jeans with pajama pants and in the summer gym shorts and tshirts....but everyone in a while i like to dress up 160. Radio station: depends on my mood 161. Movie: the godfather/dazed and confused/some others, i am not good at making decisions 162. Pair of shoes: my reefs or black old navy sandals that cost $3.50 163. Cartoon: simpsons and south park 164. Actor: yo no se 165. Actress: see above 166. Potato chip: depends 167. Drink: what kind of drink?? 168: Soda: coke 169. Holiday: christmas and new years and thanksgiving 170. Perfume/cologne: perfume- clinique happy heart...cologne- aqua 171. Pizza topping: onions 172. Jello flavor: cherry 173. Lunch meat: turkey 174. Card Game: KINGS, bullshit and go fish (they are the only ones i know how to play) 175. Video game: Mario and mario related games--old skool rocks my world 176. Website: www.imawinner.com 177. Book: eh i dunno 178. Computer game: civilization (i'm cool) 179. Number: 3 180. Cereal: cheerios 181. Comedian: i like a lot 182. Dessert: tough choice (i feel like skank the tank) 183. Disney character: pluto or tigger 184. Clothing store: depends what i am buying 185. Past time: sleeping, hanging out with my hot friends 186. Teacher: MARK o: )!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 187. Childhood toy: my little pony 188. Carnival game/ride: the scrambler 189. Candy bar: hershey's or a kit kat 190. Magazine: cosmo 191. Salad dressing: depends what is on my salad 192. Thing to do on the weekend: hang out with my hotties doing the cool things we do 193. Hot drink: hot chocolate 194. Season: spring, summer, fall, and winter(for a little)...wow i just named all of them, go me! 195. Sport to watch: baseball...NAKED FOR NICK 196. Person to talk to online: Do I have to pick just one? ~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~ 197. What color are your sheets: right now they are striped 198. What color are your bedroom walls: whitey/creamy-ish 199. Do you have posters: yeah 200. If so of what: nirvana, korn, ratm, one with smiley faces, dave, the yankees (i haven't changed my posters, or my walls for that matter, since like freshman year of high school even though my music taste has definitely changed), and i have like a ton of pictures and other crap on my walls 201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom: nope 202. How many pillows are on your bed couch: 2 that i sleep on, and 3 little ones for decoration 203. What do you normally sleep in: boxers and tshirt 204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: my glow in the dark gap boxers and my yankee shirt 205. What size bed couch do you have: twin at one house and queen at the other 206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: nope 207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: no 209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i don't remember 210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: yeah 211. How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed couch: 1 in the twin, 3 in the other 212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: probably 213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: nope 214. Do you snore: sometimes, hopefully not mike bennett style though! 215. How about drool: i have 216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yeah 217. What color is the carpet in your room: wood floors 218. What's under your bed: crap, a hot scrap book from that summer Comment! (2) | Recommend! "Sam Goody, your Virgin Mobile headquarters..." Thursday. 11.20.03 12:35 pm well nothing too interesting goes on in my life but i started working again yesterday (yay money) and i figured i would update about my first day of work (thanks to sarah who told me to write about a hottie i encountered yesterday). it was kinda fun being back, the manager looks like she could be a bitch if you make her mad, but i get to work with 2 people i knew before which is always fun. one of them (drake) looks almost just like the hottie i hooked up with at Journey...which is actually one of the reasons i started talking to RIO at the concert, he looked like drake and i remembered drake was really funny so i think i just kinda figured this guy was too and then one thing led to another and someone took a picture and now it's just really funny. anways back on the topic of work, i got to see some customers i remembered from before...a group of special people came in who used to come in all the time and i got to help them, yay! then the first phone call i answered was this crazy girl, patricia cooper, who used to call all the time, it was good talking to her again!! she likes to call up and tell people fun facts about hanson and silverchair, she told me once that hanson were brothers and the way she told me was like it was some huge secret that only she knows...gotta love crazy people! my favorite customer of the day was the bbc who hit on me! him and his friend were looking at cds and me trying to be the good employee went over and asked if they needed any help. he said no and as i was walking away made some comment about my ass, i was like wtf and turned around and then he apologized. later he came up to pay and i asked him if he needed a bag and he was like, "no, but i need your number" lol it was great, i laughed at him and then he told me he would be back. he was real smooth with the lines, i bet he gets all the ladies. no hot normal person could ever come in and make comments about my backside and then want my number, noooo, just winners. wtf i just noticed my entry was really long, i guess i tell really long stories, oh well. i have to run bring food to my mom before she kills me...hope everyone got the same enjoyment out of my first day back with sketch people as i did!!! 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Thursday. 11.13.03 1:03 am yaay so after being yelled at to update my nutang i suppose i will. i'll write about my hot weekend in PA visiting an even hotter rory!!!!!!!! we had some good times. the ride down was hot, we started off going to a skank dd's that messed up everyone's order b/c tahootia needed food. then we got stuck in traffic on the merritt and some stupid bitch decided to cut me off, that was fun! we finally got out of traffic and on our way when we felt the need to update jorge everytime we crossed into a new state, i'm sure he enjoyed our updates tons! on the road we ran into some hotties, a couple of people in a rape van, a hottie in a red truck and some winner italian boys, YAY. after the Del Water Gap and the hot dots (mark?!?!) on the road in PA we went to a truck stop that had a mobile chapel!!! it was too hot for words, inside we found cool PA license plates for jorge and andres. then we were back on the road and stopped at a Wendy's where mer and i almost died when i had to order a cheeseburger and then our cokes tasted odd, but it's better than hamden, at least our drinks were the right color!! the rest of the drive to susquehanna was pretty uneventful until we pulled into the visitor's parking lot and saw the vision of hotness that is Rory Marino!!!! we had tons of fun with rory...we went out to dinner and saw some products of incest, then we had some wheelchair fun in the grocery store with thrad. after that we screwed around rory's dorm for a little while, discussed important things such as "hey sailor, wanna eat at the y???" and then we went to wally's around midnight. wally's was a good time as always, merritt and i eiffel towered superman and on our way back we heard two really good songs. one was about sailing the seas on an ENORMOUS VAGINA and the other was about his being real and someone else's being from a store, yay susquehanna radio!!! after wally's we played monopoly until like 5:30 in the morning (rory won)...after trying to put a flyer on my head and poking my eye instead merritt left the game to sleep on the couch, and after being a big bitch and ditching our game to talk on the phone to a really big winner and dropping cheese everywhere (including rory's shoe) tahootia passed out on a couch too and that's where we left her!! haha it was classic to see her come into rory's room and complain about being left in the lounge, yay us!! we ended up sleeping until 3pm and then we went to dd's and the mall. after the mall we left again for CT (tear rory should have come with us!!), but not before merritt got tahootia to yell "mushroom stamp me!!!" to some frat boys standing nearby, lol it was hilarious!!! we stopped at a hot gas station before getting out on the road called sheetz (white sheet?!), it was fun, merritt and tahootia ordered sandwiches (extra cheese i assume). then we were out on the road and i decided that since we were making good time we were not allowed to stop anywhere so there are no fun stories about sketch stops, but merritt did some hot dancing in the car b/c she had too much sugar (always a good time!!). well that was basically our weekend in PA, it was fun i want to go back again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i miss rory!!!!!!!!!! and sarah, but she is a skank and couldn't join us in PA, which just means we will have to make a trip to VAG to see the stupid jewish slut!!! alright well i feel this update was long enough and now i am off to bed!!!! *YAY PA!!!~mobile chapel~merritt's hot dances in the car~hottie in the red truck~"hey sailor, wanna eat at the y??"~products of incest at the wings place~wheelchair fun in the grocery store~wally at midnight-hot pics with ronald, santa and superman~eiffel towering superman~enormous vagina~monopoly until ridiculous hours of the morning~sleeping the day away~"mushroom stamp me baby!!!"* Comment! 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