so this is kinda like a footnote to my previous bitching about guys...DON'T EVER CALL ME JUGS!!!!!!!!!! (unless you are passing me as we are leaving a yankee game, but that's a story for another time) yes, i know i have big boobs and yes i know that's the only reason you are talking to me, but would it be so hard to refrain from calling me jugs?!?!? jugs!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!! ahh i hate people!!!!!!!!!!!

ok sorry i'm back to normal

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so merritt and i are sitting in the hotel room in college station, TX. we are supposed to be at the house, but when then the two of us get together shit happens, you all know the story...anways the past two days have been quite the adventure...more to come on them soon. gonna go now, miss all the hotties i left behind in ct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so i was bored the other day and reading an astrology book (after the tarot card night, i'm a winner what can i say) and i came across a fascinating blurb about how to attract an aries (me)...it was rather accurate and for lack of anything else to update about i will share some highlights of the blurb and comment about them b/c i'm cool and that's what i do...get excited!!!!

"don't be timid. faint heart never won aries...let aries people know how much you admire then right at the beginning." --if you like me, tell me...b/c i'm stupid and slow and chances are i won't pick up on little hints b/c i am automatically going to think that you don't like me and are not interested cause that's how i am.--

"aries people will never think you brash if you are paying them a compliment...be a bit careful though, about laying it on too thick. they can always spot insincerity." -- say something nice about me, it won't kill you...especially if you bitch about me having a 'self-destructive' personality and want me to be more confident, telling me i'm a turn off and flop isn't going to help in that category *cough JOE cough* AND compliments about me having huge tits and a 'tasty honeypot' do not cut it!! on the other hand laying it on too thick is not the way to go either...i might be good, but there is no way in hell i am that good. for example my good buddy maritime chris tried to coax me back into bed by telling me i was the best hook up ever he'd ever had and so on...i'm not stupid and shit like that either just pisses me off or makes me laugh at you.--

"aries people think of themselves as intellectuals, so don't appeal to them purely on a physical plane. they will enjoy a lively discussion of theatre, music, politics, or even more esoteric subjects such as history, art, or philosophy." --i may act like a dumbass sometimes (ok, most of the time) but i like to think i know a thing or two about a thing or two. talk to me about something interesting...sports, history, music, anything! i can carry my own in a conversation most of the time, and when i don't know something you're talking about i will listen and learn...just don't make me feel like an idiot. one of my big pet peeves is being talked down to like i don't know what i'm talking about or like you are ridiculously more intelligent than i am...just b/c i don't say something doesn't mean i don't know what is going on. and if you are talking to me just to talk about sex and us having sex and have no interest in talking to me otherwise, tell me so i don't make the mistake of trying to have a real conversation with you only to be severly disappointed *cough JOE cough* (again).--

"a good suggestion for a date early in the relationship is a sporting event. they [aries] are enthusiastic sports fans." --i LOVE baseball (especially the yankees). if you ever want to get in my good graces take me to a baseball game...you will see me get excited, get loud and probably go crazy (especially if my team is winning) and you will also see me having a great time. you can't go wrong with this date and you will be in like flint. sidenote: you can take me to a baseball game at any point in our relationship. other sporting events are good too, but baseball is my favorite.--

"before an important date, take a nice long nap. aries is no clock-watcher, and the fun may go on and on into the wee hours. aries people pick up steam while everyone else is running out of gas." --this is important, even if we are just sitting at home i stay up crazy late (and then shower before finally going to bed). take for example my past few nights...two of them were spent at rory's until 5am watching old school nick game shows and playing LIFE and until 9:30am (awake until 630ish) playing mario (and 'crazy legs' luigi) and i have a ridiculous amount of fun doing this stuff. the night in between the 2 rory nights was spent at phil's reading tarot cards and watching tv until 4am and then hitting up a dd's w/merritt at 4:30 (which is the best time to go to one anyway). so basically what i'm saying is that i'm a night person, i function better at night and chances are i am going to be up late so you should be too (if you want to be that is)...but watch out i can always fall asleep anywhere, anytime, regardless of what i'm doing and if you don't believe me ask my friends!--

so in conclusion--I'M ABSOLUTELY NUTS

*now i just need to find someone who wants to attract me and i'm good to go*

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MOVING SUCKS A BIG HAIRY JOHN MOEWE FROM SAM GOODY NUT

eww bad mental picture....anyway i don't want to move b/c i will miss my hotties way too much

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I FUCKING HATE NEW YEARS

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we are hotties!!!...i feel like my boobs are trying to take over rory, they have a mind of their own sometimes

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