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I'm back.


From Maryland.


Don't feel like blogging.


So I'm just doing this.


Don't know what this is.


Don't really care.


Music is good.


Video games too.


Tech people will rule the world.


They already do.


Deny it.


It's too late anyways.


The sun is hot as a mofo.


The easiest way to kill.


Let it die by itself.


People lie.


Whoop dee fuckin' doo.


They're all deliberate.


The future just became my present.


Measuring is inaccurate.


Just throw the shit together.


Lots of people are assholes.


But only a few can be whole asses.


Shortcuts don't take less time.


Never heard of a longcut.


Working out just never works out.


I wanna work in.


Buying a stationary bike is pointless.


Especially if you have a stationary car.


My heat doesn't work.


Its summer.


They say TV corrupts the mind.


Then don't watch it.


Jackasses.


Gas prices are going down.


I guess a cheeseburger will be 2 bucks now.


Value meal my ass.


That's not mayonnaise.


Consumers are too reliant.


"You have mail."


That person should be shot.


Catch that damn roadrunner.


Replace the coyote.


How 'bout a cheetah?


There are hundreds of languages.


Know how many I don't give a shit about?


Hundreds.


Never do things half ass.


Commit the whole ass.


Or none at all.


Contrary to popular belief.


I've got nothin for that.


Popularity is a contest.


I didn't try to enter.


That memo never reached me.


If I could kill you with a stick.


I'd be screwed in Arizona.


Slim Jim's campaign never changed.


"Snap into a Slim Jim."


It works.


Nobody ever said.


"Chomp on a Fat Charlie."


Slapnut.


There are above and in ground pools.


I want an underground one.


Maybe you were dropped on your head.


Could be naturally stupid.


Either or.


...


Sometimes you gotta do.


What you gotta do.


Yes.


Especially whores.


Take out the bowlings lanes.


A big gutter would be better.


You all fuckin lose.


Nobody is the wiser.


When storms come.


We make sand bags.


Someone needs to sell sand bags.


It's not hard.


They put sugar in bags.


Why not sand.


Makes it easier.


There is no guy at the end of the sugar factory.


Shoveling sugar into bags.


How do they do it?


The sand people should use that shit.


They'd make a fortune.


You can use a mouse to click and point.


Fuck.


I can do that.


I finally found the answer.


Forgot the question though.


I was ridin down the highway.


Not as fun as being way high.


Like I'd know.


I don't.


I'm done.


I think.


Yeah.


Mother fucker.

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I said I was going to camp for awhile. I changed my mind. It's a long story, but the gist of it was: I couldn't see myself working there for 2 months, way under paid, felt kinda sick the whole time, and I am a technology oriented person. I met some really great people there from many countries. So it wasn't a total loss. Now the painstaking process of trying to find a job. Yay...

Well, what did I do today? I washed some clothes and mess today. Always a hoot. I had to go to my great grandmother's house today to help her get around the house and stuff. I'm such a nice boy, now aren't I? I got back home just in time for my granddad to call. "You wanna make 20 bucks?"

"Sure."

My granddad, while still being a farmer, helps drive cars to auctions and to other dealerships from Sadler Auto Center in Emporia. Well apparently he brought a car back from VA Beach to Emporia, but he got in the car in Franklin. The person who was supposed to bring him back to Franklin was sent on another job. So I went and picked up my granddad and brought him back to Franklin. That was easy. Money in the bank.

Josh called me out of the blue today. "Lets get somethin to eat."

"Ok."

So we went to Los Amigos. If you can't figure it out by the name, its a Mexican restaurant in Franklin. I got Enchiladas Guadalajara. Good as always. Went into Blockbuster and looked around a bit. Got Melissa to print me out a membership card, I needed one. It was like a former Dairy Queen employee meeting or something there. There was Chiquilla(former Assist. Manager), Maria (former employee, now employed at Blockbuster), Melissa (former Assist. Manager, now employed at Blockbuster), Darla (former Assist. Manager), and I (former employee, now without a job). We all got along really well when we worked at DQ so it was nice to see them. Especially Darla, wink wink.

Josh went into Walmart and spent about $275. He bought a portable DVD player and some accessories. So we got to the parking lot and we hooked it up. We started watching the Jackass movie. I then got the bright idea to use the cassette adapter to plug into the portable DVD player's headphone jack and then into the cassette of the Tahoe. So we watched Jackass in surround sound in that car for a while. We always joked about having money and purchasing one so we would have something to do on the long busride, especially when dropping Jennifer off. (God I hate Drewryville) Oh, and a laptop. That was another big ticket item we wanted. Anyways, I'm heading up to Maryland for a couple days. Lets hope I don't get lost. Getting lost is not the most fun idea. Unless I happen to stumble across the Playboy mansion while being lost. Not like I could get in there anyways, but I could stare from the fence. Hey, it could happen.

Received: $20 bucks today
Where the cash is going: filling up the gas tank (go figure)

Scottie pulling the plug....

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The time has come. I must be off. This is my goodbye for 2 months. Couldn't right an entry last night because the cable was out. Since I use a cable modem at home, my connection was out as well. So, I'm writing it this morning. I hope graduation went well with the ARGS seniors, now former seniors.

I don't have much to say. I'm out of here. See you in 2 months. I hope you'll still be here waiting. Time to power down, I'll see you on the other side.

Scott signing off.....

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No, not a misspelling in the title. Just had to say that in advance. I'll address it in a few.

Well, boredom has finally passed. I relieved my ennui today. There goes a word for you, ennui. My day proceeded as follows. Woke up early as hell. Early by college standards are before 9:30 or 10 AM. Anyways, got dressed and headed towards the gas station to fill my small car with over 20 dollars in gas. Yeah, not good times.

So I headed up to Petersburg. I got my haircut this morning for when I go away to camp. I don't really know of any haircut that can last me up to 2 months, but this one will work. I then when up to Southpark to look for some sandals. No dice. Thats alright, I'll find some tomorrow. Maybe. I went to Circuit City to get an ink cartridge for my mom's printer. I had some money burning a hole in my pocket, about a hundred bucks, so I was lookin for some fun stuff to buy. I showed restraint and only bought one thing excluding the ink cartridge, Halo for the PC. I was wandering down the PC game aisle and Halo caught my eye. I took a look closer and there was a thing on the rack in front of the game saying that Halo was only $9.99. I was like, "Holy crap. That can't be right." I did pick it up and take it around with me in the store, you know, so nobody would grab it. I went to checkout, but I asked the attractive young cashier if she could check the price for me. She did, and sure enough $9.99. So I bought it and I'm happy.

I wandered to the mall for a while. Went into EB and looked around. I don't have much to look at since my collection of games outnumbers theirs. I always have fun at EB. I get into arguments most of the time and stomp the EB workers into the ground. Didn't do that today, but I did listen to the lady answering other people's questions. She knew a fair amount of things, I left her alone. I suppose EB hasn't screwed her up yet. Give it time. EB tends to screw with people's brains. EB makes them stupid, yet they think they know everything. Oh well.

I went to Chick-Fil-A for lunch. Damn that chicken is good. If I were to ever become a big millionaire or billionaire, I would have one of those damn restaurants in my house. Go get me a sandwich whenever I please. I went to the arcade there. I think it used to be called Mindboggle or somethin, but I didn't even care to look at the name today. Not the greatest arcade, they have few machines. They do have a DDR machine, though I've never really jumped in on that craze. They did have a Tekken game, Tekken 4 I think it was. I love Tekken in the arcade. But even better, right beside Tekken was a Marvel vs. Capcom arcade machine. Fuck yeah. Each play was only a quarter too, even better. I opened up a can with my duo of Ryu and Cyclops.

I strolled back to EB for a few minutes, then headed back to the entrance I came in. Chris came in right when I was heading that way. We went to see the new Harry Potter movie, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." It was pretty good. Those dementors are some freaky lookin mother truckers, I tell you that. The "sirius" thing as the title is dealing with Sirius Black, a character in the movie. After the movie, we left and got into my car. Damn, it was hotter than two sexy women gettin it on in the middle of Arizona at noon. I think I have steering wheel melted into my left hand. Thank god it isn't my right one, I do some stuff with that...Get your minds out of the gutters. I apologize for makin guys think of giving themselves a low 5 or girls doin the 3 knuckle shuffle. Its funny, there are so many ways to say it, its incredible.

Anyways, I took Chris back home. I showed him my newly bought Halo game for 10 bucks. He installed it and we tried to burn a copy. Copy protected. Alcohol 120 or even 52 would have worked, but it wasn't a big deal. So I left, then went to my grandparents house to get my brother. Got home, ate dinner. Played a bit of Halo for a while. Pretty much waited for Last Comic Standing to come on. I just don't think its gonna be as funny as last year. I liked Ralphie May and Dave Mordahl from last year.

I guess I better be getting off. This was a nice size entry tonight. I had a lot to talk about. Tomorrow is a day of vicious packing and getting things in order for my venture to camp. One more entry in this blog tomorrow and there won't be another until August, or if I somehow access a computer between now and then. Enjoy them while they last. They're goin fast. Later.

Scottie boy

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