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My History and Physiological Psychology Teachers have decided to conspire against me and both give a test on November 7th (next Tuesday). They are in cahoots I tell you...fucking C-A-HOOTS. The thing that really makes this blow is the fact that I have a guidance appointment on the same day. So my schedule looks something like this: English 10-11:15; Advising 11:30-not sure; History 1-2:15; Phys. Psych. 2:30-3:45. There is no break between anything. I will have to cram my brain full of everything in advance and pray that I can remember some of it. It would be funny if I got confused and forgot what test I was taking. The question will be something like: "What is the basis of the Retinex Theory?" and my answer will be "the Monroe Doctrine." Ha...damn it. I do not imagine this will end well. Under these circumstances, I'd be happy with B's on both tests. I guess I'll just have to roll the dice. Wish me luck...I'm sure I'll need it.

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It would be funny if:


1.) real rabbits were the same size as Bugs Bunny


2.) strips of bacon could be used as legal tender


3.) boxes of cereal actually contained all of the food/drink necessary for a "balanced breakfast"....when you open the box...eggs, orange juice, toast, etc. all fall into your bowl


4.) cacti grew everywhere...picture the Amazon Rain Forest...only all of the trees are cacti


5.) sharks were land animals and all species maintain their aggressiveness


6.) Verne Troyer played professional basketball...if you don't know who that is, look him up....I guarantee a laugh


7.) stingrays use Steve Irwin's assassination as a springboard to take over coastal cities


8.) peanut shells were indestructable...just think about the ramifications


9.) going to the bathroom was illegal and resulted in prison time...the only way to go is to "get away with it"...the fact that Congress passes a law stating that "everyone must drink at least 20 glasses of water each day," and the fact that every bathroom on earth is assigned a police officer will make it tricky


10.) someone secretly replaced all windshield wiper fluid with molasses

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I don't even know what that topic signifies...I'm just bored. Anyway, as it turns out, The Haunted Mill was pretty decent...for what it was at least. Each of the five attractions took a decent amount of time to walk/ride through. It definitely wasn't all that scary...there were a few parts that made you jump though. I believe it would have been a lot better if it hadn't been so damn crowded. There would always be a group of people in front of you...and you saw the people jump out before you got to them...it kinda ruined the element of surprise. Let's face it, without the element of surprise, haunted attractions are just a bunch of people in masks and make-up. I'm still glad that we went though. We both had a good time...despite the cold weather.

College has actually eased up a bit over the past week. I've been trying to work ahead so that I have as little work as possible come Friday. As long as my English teacher doesn't get carried away on Thursday, I should have a pretty free weekend. I'm crossing my fingers...and if that doesn't work, I might have to bust a cap in a bitch. Na' mean!?

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Well I don't have a whole lot to say actually. I just felt like I hadn't posted in a billion years. The past week has been interesting. My friend Keith was in town for the weekend and we all (meaning me and my friends) hung out at my house and played some poker and pool. I went to the Ravens game on Sunday with Christine and watched us lose our second straight game. 'Twas a shame, but I still enjoyed it. Other than that...this week is pretty dull...just a whole lot of college, work, and homework. At least I am going to Towson this weekend. I think we are going to take a trip to Pennsylvania to visit a haunted attraction. It looks like it might be worth the trip...it's hard to tell from the website. It's called "The Haunted Mill" You pay $25 for all 5 attractions and it only takes about an hour to get there. I'm looking forward to it...hopefully it won't rain. Well that's it for now...sorry for such a boring entry. The comedy will resume next time...maybe.

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Will someone please tell me why so many people insist on spending so much damn money on brand name clothing? I'm talking about the big brand name companies like American Eagle, Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. The same companies that rip people a new financial asshole because they deem it necessary to charge outrageous amounts for clothes that you can get at JC Penny for a third of the price. When it comes right down to it, you are paying all of this money just to get a nice little brand name logo on your pants/shirt/purse/whatever the fuck you are paying way too much for. That's all there is to it. Otherwise, they are more or less the same article of clothing. The same thing goes for shoes. Why do people go out and spend hundreds of dollars on a pair of Air Force Ones or Timberland boots? Just go to a Tennis Shoe Warehouse and save yourself like 70 bucks. The quality of the product is almost exactly the same. I do not understand it. Do people actually think they look better because they paid more? If anything, they just look like more of a jackass for being suckered into one of the greatest money making schemes of all time. Honestly, the companies that came up with this are brilliant. I need to come up with something like this. I think it's time to resort to my previous plan of selling empty bottles..."just add water"

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