Alright. Got back from a California road trip. Pretty fun. Family in a sedan for 2 days there and 2 days back. Loads of shopping. New suit. Pretty pimping... hahah. But I was actually sick with pneumonia-like symptoms, so that sucked.

And... I MIGHT BE GETTING FIRED. damn man. Cuz I forgot to tell my boss about my vacation, and then I missed 2 shifts. Gah. Still gotta talk to him about that. Not looking forward to this Friday. Man, I don't want to lose my job. Big money. Wte. Not too happy about that.

And I'm finally finishing up on Claire de Lune and Pathetique. Yes, for piano. Stupid RCM exams. Freaking hardass pieces.

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Wow long time no post, eh? That's alright. I'm pretty gonna roll out a bit more shizzle once I get my schedule cleared out.

In the meantime, I've gotten a job: P/T Sales for Footwear at Coast Mountain sports! Woot! That's some pretty mean stuff right there. Load of cash rolling in. This was how I got hired:

Z: yo, just dropping off my application.
C: cool, let me call darren for you.
*calls darren, the manager*
D: hey, glad to see you're applying here. i'll call you in the next week or so, i'm getting pretty busy with new hires.
Z: alright.... see you.
*walks away*
*2 minutes later, cell rings*
D: hey, i got to look at your resume. pretty impressive!*
Z: thanks
*10 minute totally unprepared interview*
D: you're hired!
Z: FUCK YEAH.

Haha. Pwned.

In other news, I ran down the stairs of 92 story house carrying the one possession I care about, my piano. This was because my house was invaded by evil flying monkeys. With axes. o.O

Peace out, fools. Updates in a bit.

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Math test for Surrey High schools

NAME: NICK-NAME:

GANG:

1. Sandhar has half a kilo of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Ranjit>for $300 and 90 grams to Avtar for $90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2. Tyrone pimps 3 whores. If the price is $40 a trick, how many tricks>per day must each whore perform to support Tyrone's $500 a day crack habit?

3. Lo Ping wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for $7,000 to make 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?

4. Tony got 6 years for murder. He also received $350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends $33,100 per month, how much money will be left when gets out?

(Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Tony get for killing the bitch that spent his money?)

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Kwok steals Hareem's skateboard. As Kwok skates away at a speed of 35 kph, Hareem loads his brother's piece. If it takes Hareem 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Kwok have traveled when he gets whacked?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is thatthey don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see ifanyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of thescreen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have thefirst 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic andyou turn around to go and get it .

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting yourcoffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward thismessage.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 onthis list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

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