This is a conversation about a future girlfriend coming to visit my hometown.
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Katie - I'll pretend I don't know you!

Me - OH YEAH
I could lie about you

Katie - Heheheh

Me - good plan

Katie - I'll ring up your stuff with a huge grin on my face.

Me - Is that how you'll pretend?

Katie - "Did you and your LADY find everything YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"

Me - geeze

Katie - "WAS THE PLANETARIUM FULL OF SEXYTIMES?"

Me - And while we're walking away, I'll say, "That's Boyman. I dated her. Sorry."

Katie - If you tell her I'm called Boyman I'll tell her I nicknamed you Tiny and that it wasn't an act of irony.

Me - Also, you read too much dino comics because you just called it sexy times

Katie - =.=

Me - ALSO
WHAT

Katie - Probably untrue (women can judge penis size just from looking at the guy), BUT EFFECTIVE.
<3
!
But really, you don't tell your new ladies that I'm called Boyman. It makes you seem bitter about the past, even if you aren't.

Me - WHAT

Katie - And girls don't date bitter guys for long.

Hahaha most subtle change in tone of conversation EVER. Wow.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2010-11-05 01:50:58

Boyman? What?
» randomjunk on 2010-11-05 02:11:30

Well they don't.
» Unicornasaurus on 2010-11-05 09:12:38

RE:
LOL! Flick them. Cute.

Exactly. I think relationships can be perfectly normal without having to raise their hands and stuff. Geez.
» peanutmelon on 2010-11-08 05:49:44

RE:
I see no harm in flicking unless you're a really big football player.

Yeah I'm being stereotypical. But that's because I've only been flicked by a football player before and yes, it was brutal.

I had to stay home for weeks to recover from the flick.

Mate, flicking is dangerous.

I now respect you v_v
-gives props too-
» peanutmelon on 2010-11-08 08:23:32

RE:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

*appalled*
» peanutmelon on 2010-11-08 09:07:00

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